SUP. This is a dry season for blogging once again at my blog (not like I care much about blog views unlike in the past when blogging was damn hot) but don't worry I'll still shower this black blog with my warm affectionate love and sweat :D
Been damn busy nowadays so I have like no free time to blog at all (because I don't feel like blogging very late at night after coming home) but since I'm tuning into HappyHardcore's radio (you know, they play those hot pounding 193754632587 BPM music that invoke an overwhelming joy in any party animal) I shall blog.
So what's been going on?
Good question:
The whole holidays it's about going out, out, out and there isn't any time for a LONGGGGG rest (although long rests sucks).
First up of course we had the Grad Night and I'll share with you this beloved picture that I fished up amongst the sea of grad night pics (I'm still waiting for pics with Victoria and Xiang Yu btw):
Yeah dude look at that pic and stare damn hard because you might not get to see dear Zackary next time because he's going to die of breast cancer (he has a B cup breast btw)! :(
PS: If you are deeply troubled by this calamity and would like to lend a rotting hand please write a check to Leon's Charity Organisation For Unfortunate GS (gay sluts) Who Have Breast Cancer Pte Ltd, minimum donation: $500
PSS: The highly INexpensive donation is used to cover the emotional trauma of our doctors in having to operate on gay sluts who have chests as hairy as amazon rainforests.
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Okay, moving on, I went to Amirul's chalet and I stayed over despite having to attend the PAE briefing at 9am.
And I have come to a divine conclusion in what makes a stayover-in-chalet fun:
PLAYING TWISTER THEN GATHER AND TALKING ABOUT SEX (not crude talk though, more of a.. HONEST DISCUSSION)
And no, those who stayed over are not a bunch of horny MALES with bursting sex drive only, there are girls as well ;) okay, and apparently 1 elephant (inside joke ASDASFGFHDFBV)
Pictures with the courtesy of Amirul ^^
BTW, this is TWISTER so if somehow you happen to be a government agent please don't arrest me!
Singapore's law on homosexuality:
Any male person who, in public or private, commits, or abets the commission of, or procures or attempts to procure the commission by any male person of, any act of gross indecency with another male person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 2 years.
DAMN STRICT.
Oh yeah and here's somebody's view on what to do when you having nothing to do in chalets:
And this I bet you never knew:
The scent of male perspiration boosts a woman's hormonal levels by a phenomenal 200% and increases their heart rate, blood pressure and breathing.
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THE NEXT MAJOR EVENT: Class chalet! It was pretty messy (bad organising on my part but I tried) and no pictures because it was at Sentosa and I didn't want to carry my phone around because it was sports sports sports (volleyball, swimming, frisbee and stuff) the whole day.
AND I GOT TO LEARN ANOTHER LESSON: NEVER BOOK COASTA SANDS CHALET AT SENTOSA BECAUSE IT IS F*CKING SMALL AND YOU GET IRRITATED BY SOME F*CK BANGLA.
Not trying to be racist here, but that's what happen, we got chased by this Indian out of the chalet (around 12 midnight) but I wouldn't elaborate.
All in all, much thanks to those who came (AND paid) and much appreciation to those stayed overnight (yes I know the room was small!).
Special thanks to (not in any particular order of importance) Weirong (but this girl was DAMN important though, without her = no food) , Imee, Abby, Cherie, Wei Jie, Chang Sheng, Jian Yang and those who helped to cook the BBQ (yes including those who marinaded the sausages like TOURISTS AH LIAN SERENA AND MISS ANG MOH GRACE CHIN CHOW EN EN)
Try playing the card game bridge for 2+ hours in the wee hours and I swear you'll get addicted to it (yah, not get tired of it).
We should form a bridge club and have bridge gatherings every week ^^
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MOVING ON WE HAVE LEBRON'S (DARREN) BIRTHDAY WHICH WAS YESTERDAY SO THE MEMORIES ARE STILL AS FRESH AS PEEL FRESH.
We had lunch at Marina Square's Pizza Hut and dining with my homies means 3 things:
- Calling waitresses a slut (LOL, I know, that was soooooo innocent of us)
- Complimenting the couple sitting near us as BORING
- Getting served by the birthday boy, the Best Hongkee Waiter of 2007
I would like to elaborate on the couple part:
There was this couple that was sitting like one table away from us lah, meaning there was empty table in between our table and theirs, then there was this damn INTERESTING guy that was dressed in a green top and had spiky hair (wow!) and a girl who you can picture as those sort of Bugis ahlians but abit more class one.
Guess what they were doing?
They didn't even talk for 10 minutes ok, the guy was playing his PSP and the girl was looking around obviously damn bored I mean like WTF MY DATE IS BRINGING ME OUT TO AN IDIOTIC RESTAURANT AND HE DARES TO LET HIS STINKING ROTTEN FAT ASS SIT ON THAT CHAIR AND START CARESSING THAT MACHINE BUTTONS BUT DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME? that type of look.
Yup, I'm really serious. Seriously.
So obviously we had to do something because we are like really damn nice people so we started discussing a game plan and we ended up playing "Potential Breakup Song" by Aly & AJ at max volume and giving a LOL I DONT GIVE A DAMN look while slurring BOOOOOOOOOOORING
:D
AND IT HELPED!
The girl started to lead the guy in conversation (I know, you girls out there probably want to castrate that guy so hard right now) and she was talking like 90% of the time ^^
Blimey ;)
Fast forwarding all the way to the night, we found ourselves being intrigued by catching snails having a threesome red handed:
Completely random crap: The chances of squashing a toad/frog while cycling at Bedok Reservoir at night is as high as 89%
Another random banana horse manure: Darren's house was built on an ex-cemetery O_O
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OK I LAZY BLOG ALREADY SO I'LL SHARE MORE NEXT TIME SO CIAO!
PS: WILL BE AT FAMOSA RESORT, MALAYSIA FROM TUESDAY TO THURSDAY
PSS: WHO WANT GO KAYAKING ON WEEKEND? (UNISEX OUTING, CURRENTLY THOSE WHO ARE ON: MELON, ZACK, DARREN, YI FENG)
MY NEW MISTRESS, W910I HAS FINALLY REPLACED ITS DYING LOVE RIVAL, THE W810I, WITH MORE FEATURES LIKE BEING ABLE TO SHAKE ITS BOOTY AND LUBRICATING ITS BODY (SLIDING).
Goodbye good ole' w810i who was dying of Unchargeablenia, a disease whereby when you plug in the charger and it doesn't charge but instead gives you an innocent "Preparing for File Transfer" screen. Sorry dear but you have reached menopause and the in out in out action doesn't feel as CHARGED up as before :(
However the new phone's keypad is EXTREMELY tough to type (ok I admit I exaggerated)
And okay, I underestimated Badminton as an easy sport, whereby you just hit flying cocks here and there but there's really a lot of skill needed for it (not to mention physique).
Oh and before I forget to mention, Century Square's new Ramen shop is a rip-off just like Ajisen and Kbox Marina. CHEERS :D
OK it's like extremely crazy and tough to compile like 1000 photos (estimated) into an internet photo album so here are some album links that I know currently for viewing pleasure:
Jie Rong's Album 1
Jie Rong's Album 2
Atiqah's Album
Syjia's Blog
Roderick's Album
Shaun's Imba Big Albums
Wan Fong's Blog
Abigail's Blog
Amirul's Blog
Okay these are the albums I found so far, if you have any other albums do tag my blog with the link and I'll edit this post for everyone's referrence :D
Currently waiting for people to upload/send:
Here's some of the personal pictures I'm waiting for someone to send me (hehe thick skin!):
With Sara Lee
With Xiang Yu
With Victoria
PS: I know, a bit sexist but... YOU KNOW :)
GRAD NIGHT WAS UBER FUN, ALTHOUGH THERE WERE A BIT COCKUPS HERE AND THERE BUT HEY IT'S THAT THAT MAKE THINGS FUN ;D
THE ONLY BAD THING IS THAT MY PHONE BATT DIED AFTER I LEFT HOUSE (WOW SO NICE) SO I CAN ONLY DEPEND ON OTHER PEOPLE TO POST PICS OF THE GRAD NIGHT SOOOOOOOOOO HERE'S WHAT I AM GOING TO DO:
I'm going to make a compilation of grad night photos so I need everyone's help by sending me the photos they have taken.
Here's the email: sentinel_of_emotions@hotmail.com
OK? ;D
Thanks for the co-operation! (yes I will credit the photos, which means I will put "taken by so and so" below the pictures)
LEON'S HOLIDAY SALES!
BORED DURING THE HOLIDAYS? HERE ARE SOME STUFF TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED (OTHER THAN WORK):
Battlefield 2:
I sell $40 for both, outside sell ~$50-60!
The Celestial Zone (Black and White) Volume 1 to 25:
I sell $175 for the whole set (preferrably you buy this than 1 volume), $7 for each volume.
Outside sell $7.70 for each volume!
(The comics are in English, don't worry!)
Eagle back skateboard:
I sell $50, outside sell skateboards at around $80!
K. Time to get ready for grad night! ;D Ciao!
LEON is an extremely good boy today.
Look, he woke up 8.30 am when he have no school despite his room's curtains courageously blocking out all the harmful UV rays that may toast his butt hot red. What was he doing so early you ask? To be a voyeur and watch some lao ah pek change from a distance?
HMM, maybe I'll do that when I retire (retirement very boring one okay, every day stay at home watch TV like my grandmother).
And so Leon stretched his overly strained bionical thighs (from yesterday's 5 hour shopping) and cycled his Rihanna looking sister to school. I can't believe my sis is darker than me WTFBBQ this is not happening (she is in volleyball) but for now I can't be bothered to get a tan because those evil UV rays will hit my face like asteroids landing at 103984mph causing catastrophic damage and cause red hot volcanoes to form (if you know what I mean).
I MUST, discipline myself to stay at home and apply my dermalogist cream so that these active volcanoes will become extinct and get weathered into a desert (see what O level geography do to people?!)
After "ferrying" sis to school I went to the market with grandmother.
I swear, grandma was a Market Superstar. Walking around with her means getting bombarded with questions from aunties of all different ages and shopowners like "Wow, that's your grandson?", "Your grandson so big now", "Very long never see your grandson already".
YA lah, sorry lah laozharbors, it's been awhile, the last time I visited the market was 4000BC and surprisingly (and expected) there's no one of my age in the market.
OH and guess what I found today?
I found how effective Singapore is in implementing the 2 children at most policy back in the past because even Chinese Medicine Shops sell Durex Condom.
YOU CAN GET SAFE SEX EVERYWHERE MAN!
Don't mind me, I've been watching Desperate Housewives lately ;D It's quite a great show to watch when you don't feel like sleeping early.
Oh yes, here's a little secret: I got my Fedora yesterday!
SEXY BESSI YEXI STYLE wearing my Fedora. Poor guy went one day without sleep and still have to come shopping with us (not to mention 5km of walking!). See lah, that's the result of playing too much WoW. Reminds me of the South Park video:
PS: They dont have the original video clip anymore, f*cking copyright idiots!
You know, it's good that we Singaporeans don't have so much singers because the music industry is slowing getting pwned by something called Bittorent. Just think about it. I remember there is a song, if I'm not wrong, "Gimme More" by Britney Spears, leaked into the internet before even the album was released!
OWNED.
PSS: My laptop is too nub to play Hellgate London T.T so I must settle for WoW!
Okay here's a sneak preview of what I bought yesterday:
Sorry I can't reveal what we're going to wear although I took pictures of it (well, GRAD NIGHT is all about the element of surprise right?)
So you can admire this picture I took longgggggg ago:
See Cynthia there emo-ing with her handphone. She's playing Happy Tree Friends. F*CKING SADIST!
Okay gotta go starch my collars bye!
Here's my two cents for tomorrow's Social Studies paper: I'm just going in to whack. I've studied (yes only for History and Social Studies for this whole exam ;D) Sri Lanka, Northern Ireland (which is a 1% chance of coming out tomorrow) and Good Governance (maybe coming out).
Fail or not, the result doesn't matter to me because I'm using Pure Geography as humans.
OKAY LET'S SKIP THE ACADEMIC TALK.
There's a big break from Geography to Chemistry MCQ exam (4 days) and I'm using this time to buy clothes plus accesories (headgear, necklace, cologne stuff like that) I will need after my O' Levels. So basically these are the places to visit:
Marina Square (lots of clothes there ranging from high end clothes to budget clothes)
Paragon (Maybe buying a Fedora there, f*king big blow on the pocket there)
New Urban Male (yes I know, not a shopping centre, need it for chalet clothes)
Queensway (;D you might be wondering why. Here's why: IMBA CHEAP accessories there! Big range too!)
Bugis (in case Queensway is not enough)
Who's ON? Thinking of getting Melon, Darren, Gavin (LOL, I know :) ). Should be on the 8th (Thursday)
PS: Melon, Darren, Yexi, Ivor, we still owe the Fresco uncle another meal @#%$*@$@. MAYBE WE SHOULD TRASH HIM IN MONOPOLY..HMM.
Here's a random fact:
"24.3% lower levels of sperm from men whose mother ate beef treated with anabolic steroids at least 7 times a week during pregnancy" - Men's Health
By the way, show you something damn imba:
These are not my rounds of mahjong of course (not that hardcore MJ), it's Gavin's.
Reminder to self: Don't play MJ when Gavin is playing during class chalet
PS: 4D PEOPLE, CLASS CHALET IS AT SENTOSA ON 22ND NOV.
Check this convo out by the way:
Okay before I end this blog post here's an announcement:
THERE'S AN UNDERAGE PARTY (no idea about the age range though) AT ATTICA AFTER O LEVELS. Okay here's the whole information extract:
# N.L.E presents:
ULEASH @ATTICA
13 NOVEMBER 2007
doors open @ 9pm
who would miss the 1st MIXED PARTY after
EXAMS?
Dress elegantly,seductively.Bewitch us!
1st 50 GIRLS 2
captivate us will get a mystery gift!
In the world of BLACK N WHITE,
lite sticks r meant 2 guide u,
however that memorable night,
lite sticks will b given 2 guide u 2 e
dance floor,
so BABES/HUNKS come in whatever
combination of black n white,
UNLEASH yourself,get high,n FOLLOW R LITE!!
Meet new people n widen yr social
circle!shy 2 approach any BABES/HUNKS,
tags will b given 2 write yr infos..
just rip it off n pas 2 him/her
u know they sure will cal u
No ones going to walk off alone that
night
ATTICA provide u 2 dance floor..its TWO!!!,
BeST RNB/REGGAE @ATTICA TOO with DJ
FUNKEY MONKEY!!!
have enough of RNB?get down 2 ATTICA ONE 4
more trance/techno remix!!
Organized by e people who brought u
great parties @DXO, PLUSH n Zouk
FOR TICKETS RESERVATIONS
CONTACT: JOANNA @ ditzyj.7@hotmail.com
SEE YOU THERE!
Good luck for MCQ people!
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