Sunday, September 30, 2007

I would like to thank the following people for making my special day err, special!
(in chronological order):

Rachel Sim (yes girl, you're the FIRST! I'M PROUD OF YOU. 12.06 am ;D that's it man, 50 year free supply of puppy food, puppy lover!)

Ee Sheen (I guess I have to apologize for some stuff on my part yeah? Soz!)

Deborah (long time no see, acutally, haven't even see before!)

Wan Swen (4 years of friendship, maybe extended to 6 and might be volleyball teamate! OMG!)

Melson (this is my bro ;D the one who I have everything under the sun to talk about from pink sluts to white sluts... the one who have been through up and down with me, and the one who will SOON be going to FACIAL WITH ME! Ok, maybe not)

Victoria (TKG. This is one emo girl. Want to learn how to slit wrist professionally and get a Master Degree in Self Mutilation please consult her, fees are cheap!)

Lemuel (Boring girls are definitely not worth our time ;D)

Fang Ning (another volleyball player who can cook 1 butter chicken, 1 spicy vilian and send it all the way to SINGAPORE. No, not a suburb! This is one siao char bor not to mention chao ta too!)

Keita (freaking piano genius who is probably going to end up composing some great musical piece and end up becoming the modern Beethoven or something. She bites... don't let your ass be her victim like in my case!)

Shi Xiang (this is a bro whom I always unconsciously disturb but bro if you're reading this, I HOPE YOU DON'T TAKE IT TO HEART! But here's my heart! < 3 )

Yi Feng (one crazy dude who's probably going to bash my ass up tomorrow (!!). He's going to end up becoming Singapore team's goalkeeper.)

Grace Chow (hahaha I have freaking hell lots of things to tease this girl with... from things like her freckles, her chubbiness, her hair, her RETRO specs, her INTERESTING lifestyle, her INTERESTING hobby, her whiteness...and MANY MANY MORE. She is most likely to end up setting a child care centre selling fried chicken stealing customers away from my LAN shop)

Last but not least I'd like to thank my family of course :)

Especially mum. She's a really tough woman who's been through more shit then you could probably find in Boon May's toilet bowl :P

Let me recount how I celebrate SWEET 16.

First let me start off with this really interesting email:



Why so kind to ask me go gay guys chat? HAIZ, what to do, must be see my friendster pictures already that guy feel damn horny horny then invite me but aiya so sad, I only lurbx lurbx big fat women with hairy ass and saggy boobs so unfortunately for him I rejected his lovely invitation :)

I thought of celebrating my SWEET 16 in a grand way or a glam way but I figured it out that since my birthday is just one day before Children Day (means cannot be paedophile and ask small boys out because they busy preparing for children day) and that it's near exams I just have to spend this SWEET 16 with my family.

Self pampered myself in the afternoon - it is called retail therapy with 2 blue notes given by mum and reflection. Bought 2 of the most important books in my life (no not textbooks or the Bible, silly ;D), a shirt and an accessory (for peacocking).

I have also planned by grad night and my life:

On grad night I will be the center of attraction, I will enter the ballroom filled with confidence and charm, then I will approach groups by groups, communicating with them and building up the awareness that I'm the alpha male and win the Prom King title so that when I look back I will have no goddamn regrets at all ;D

So, I'm going all out HAVOC for prom :)

After Os if I'm feeling confident about my O-level performance I will try and appeal into VJC for the first three weeks to get loyalty points. If not, I will forgo the first three weeks and enter TJC. During the holidays I'd be probably working at Underwater World or having a work attachment at clubs.

It'll also be the time where I'll get my turntables and revamp my whole room into some kind of holyshitownageitpwnzomgwtfisthat uber room :D

After JC life and Uni life, I will work part time as IT (well, IT earns like a big ass load of cash) and part time as a DJ (this will be the prime of my social life, it's all about getting hooked up with different chicks every day here).

From JC life onward it will be flirting touch-and-go-play-only until I settle down in mid 20s whereby I'll then go on a honeymoon in Europe and Tokyo and Australia :D (provided got enough money lah)

OK so that's about it.. I WILL CONTINUE IT ANOTHER DAY (don't want to bore you with so much details you see!)

PS: GOOD LUCK TO THOSE WHO ARE TAKING EXAMS TOMORROW/SOON! MAY YOU PASS WITH FLYING COLORS

PSS: FORMAL TEE WITH TIE IS SO IN NOW, ALONG WITH EMO STRIPES TEE.

PSSS: SHIT I'M GOING TO GET BDAY BASHED TML @%#$^$^%^$%&

Friday, September 14, 2007

YO.

I was using the computer for a short while (to watch Prince of Tennis hehe) and happened to chance upon this OMGWTFBBQHOLYSHITOWNING profile (friendster)!



25646 comments/testimonials.

This guy must be mad, he probably like spend his time on the computer his eyes glued to the screen his fingers busy typing of testimonials/comments to like 22873498 people a day.

And how'd I know? Cause he added me, but of course I didn't accept lah! Show you his picture:



WOW HANDSOME SIOL~ NEXT CAMPUS SUPERSTAR SIOL! Ok bye :)

 

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