Do you know
Do you know
Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away.
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed.
If birds flying south is a sign of changes
At least you can predict this every year.
Love, you never know the minute it ends suddenly
I can’t get it to speak
Maybe finding all the things it took to save us
I could fix the pain that bleeds inside of me
Look in your eyes to see something about me
I’m standing on the edge and I don’t know what else to give.
Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away.
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed.
How can I love you How can I love you How can I love you How can I love you . . . .
If you just don’t talk to me, babe.
I flow through my act
The question is she needed
And decide all the man I can ever be.
Looking at the last 3 years like I did,
I could never see us ending like this.
Seeing your face no more on my pillow
Is a scene that’s never happened to me.
But after this episode I don’t see, you could never tell the next thing life could be
Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away.
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed.
Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away.
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed.
Do you know,
Do you know,
Do you know,
Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away.
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed.
DAMN. This song is so hot (well the voice AND the singer) but the lyric is quite a turn off because it's like a really poor guy who broke up with her girl friend singing with a melody backed up by ping pong ball sounds.
Sharp nose, sharp chin and a gaze that emits a mysterious feel, (don't worry I'm not bisexual or gay haha I'm straight!) very nice.
HELLO!
It's been a long time *blows off dust from blog* since I've blogged, okay, not really, it's only three days but... HAHA nevertheless here's my post!
School started and it wasn't that optimistic for me but I shall be optimistic and use what I've got to the very best! And in case you are wondering what I am talking about, here's enlightenment ;D
A picture taken during the holidays, ah beng hair (actually I'm just an ah beng in disguise cause I very guai one I don't smoke and I don't drink ;D) and perfectly beautiful golden brown hair.
I got my super nice golden brown hair thanks to my mum who bought the wrong color from the cosmetic shop (she bought bleach color from Gatsby) and thus my hair turn into a horrible experiment subject without any safety precaution but as if luck had it, it turned out to become damn beautiful! (not to mention super obvious as well)
So I went to school like this, thinking that I'd probably give it a shot and see whether I get busted or not (actually the possibility of getting away with this hair color is 0.00329849023477%).
And sure enough I got busted by sooooooooo many teachers and when the discipline mistress asked me about my hair I just said "Actually, I got scolded many times about my hair already" but nevertheless that sinister woman still wanted to reprimand me, oh well (sorry but I'm very irked with the school's discipline committee)
Not to mention I got caught for my hair length as well (bloody hell I kept my fringe for like 6 months and now they went to cut it away!) so I had to visit the school's barber.
The barber's friendly but his scissors were definitely not - my back got sloped (which looks very primary school and makes my head looks like a ball from the side) and my fringe got trimmed till it looks like.. I don't know, just horrible!
Dyed my hair black and the dying process was really.. dying.
God knows where all the gloves has gone when I actually kept my latex gloves (for computer repair use) in my drawer so I just went heck, I'll use my hands to dye my hair (I tried plastic bag at first but it is realllllllllly difficult to spread the dye) and my right hand became an Indian hand.. the whole palm's black yesterday and it got much whiter today.
However my nails are still looking very emo-ish and this definitely suits Mohammed ;D
The gothic/emo right hand.
The cleaner left hand for comparison.
So when you see me in school with black nails don't be surprised and DON'T think I am EMO because I cannot stand being an emo elmo thanks!
I tried all sorts of stuff to get rid of the black dye stain on the whole palm, things like alcohol, spirit, baby oil, detergent, toothpaste, hand soap but I realised something in school worked better than all these items above (I won't say!)!
So my hair's back to black (actually it's SO black it looks unnatural and instead it looks a little blue) and I look like a freaking good boy nerd now which equates to a great loss in sex appeal SO I shall keep myself low profile now for the time being and go home early everyday until my hair grows back!
SELF IMPROVEMENT:
- Get a good tan
- Get rid of pimples
- Eat more (target weight: 60, I'm like, 45 now !@#*)
- Get into the pink of health ;D (having fluuuuuu T.T)
I think I'm the weirdest guy around. I have a cosmetic drawer OMG.
Things inside:
Cologne
Deodorant
Powder
Hair Gel (I have a spray in the toilet)
Hair Wax
Toner
Acne Treatment Creams
Accessories; wrist and neck
Sun Tan Lotion
HAHA. Okay the CBOX is currently not working now so I'll reply tags on your blogs (if don't have blog I'll reply at tagboard)
Ciao!
"Sunday is Monday Preparation Day"- Wan Fong
Spent my Monday Preparation Day at Wild Wild Wet, really wild, really wet, and the ticket also really rad. About 12+ dollars for an adult admission fee (wah lao I bet Boon May and Wei Rong can pass off as children!), it's like 12 times the price of Jurong Swimming Complex, which facilities are just a little bad than WWW.
Went there with my family and I abhor family outings (please, I prefer going with friends but you know, I'm a broke ass now after going out too much. I owe some people money and tomorrow I have to become like a walking ATM machine ;D) because my dad's a huge turn off.
Alot of people say my dad's handsome (HEHE indirectly self praise ;D) but his natural looks doesn't compensate for his personality: the stubborn, critical, quiet, pessimistic, serious guy; the sort ladies won't have fun going out with so I wonder what made my mum married him in the first place (gosh! :S).
Probably the sharp nose and big eyes ;D.
PS: Too bad I got my mum's nose (not to mention oily skin @#$&@#$@&$) but hey I got my mum's intellect weeeeeeeeee! ^^
Had a dispute with my dad after he created a big fuss at WWW saying "Since everyone in the family hate me and don't want to be with me why don't I just go home" (in Chinese).
Normally I'd say in my heart "GO home lah HAHA I think like that more fun" but no this time round I felt a tingling sensation in my heart (no lah not falling in love with my dad, siao), I actually sympathise him.
But I did say this in his face "I hate talking to you because all you do is scold me".
Bang. Point blank.
I guess that simple sentence put across all the emotions I have kept for a long time; I have NEVER initiate a conversation with him for 4 years unless it's for money or other things necessary for the greater benefit of my existence. ;D
After that I gave him a pat on the back. (:S)
Oh well.
This trip has been fruitful; I've become more tanned and my hair still remains a very nice brown color which probably I will get busted tomorrow because of it.
I don't get it, what has the hair color or style got to do with studies? What, brown or golden hair makes you more dumb? IQ drop by 50? The capacity of information your brain can hold will drop by 50%? And what has keeping long fringe got to do with studies as well? Does it affect your eyesight because it keeps poking it? Easy solution: Hair clip. Long side burns and long backs are also lovely areas for the disciplinary committee to bust you on.
I guess I have the answer to one of the most hated school's rule amongst the male population, the "Hair must be neat and cleanly shaved" rule.
It's reputation. Schools want face. They want to look good in this competitive world, because by looking good more people will want to enroll into that school.
I mock at this retarded mindset and let me tell you why: Imagine you are the principal of TuaPek Kong Secondary and your students have all sorts of hairstyle, goth hairstyle, afro hairstyle (we don't see much of this in Singapore do we?!), mohawk hairstyle, ah-beng hair style, whatever hairstyle you can find. Every morning assembly you see a colorful display of hair; black to brown, gold to red, and occasionally you see some brave hearts with pink or purple or green hair.
Now the outside world look at your students and they spit at your door gate, they laugh and throw money at your face (LOL actually quite good leh, free money!) but you tolerate all this humiliation and you decide "I'm going to get the last laugh" and then you train your students like rocket scientists and their O LEVEL RESULTS shock the whole nation with all subject of MSG 1.0! ;D
Now the outside world will drop their smelly jaws and they look at you in awe and whenever Tua Peck Kong Secondary School is mentioned they will think "wow, that school, students very hip, very cool, some more very smart, OK THATS IT my son/daughter will go there".
ISN'T THAT BETTER?
K thanks bye ^^
HELLO.
Haven't been blogging for like don't know how many thousand years because I've been out for the past few days and it's so energy sapping, time consuming, fats burning such that the bed looks more tempting than the computer, hee, you can't blame me - the computer getting's realllllly boring. I hope I will manage to persuade my mum to buy me a whole DJ setup ;D
Which is pretty costly, around 5 grands ;|
Guilty C0nfession: I have almost spend up to half a grand going out this whole damn holiday (which is just a short 2 weeks) and this short holiday is going to end soon in like, less than 35 hours, damn.
Good thing though, because when school starts I get weekly allowance (I have to ask my mum for money if I want to go out during the holidays but since she's always at work I have to result in asking my dad which is a stubborn old bull who doesn't want to give me money so I end up having to consult my savings for help, which is actually saved to buy things like, err, clothes :P)
Target to save all the way until O-levels: $500, which is quite impossible because I still have to go out during schooldays do I?! (I can't be probably mugging all the way until October all year long, ewwww)
After O-levels it should be hallehlujah pork paradise (random). And it's going to be time for going out every single goddamn day (that's when the savings start kicking in). I shall try to organize an overseas trip with friends (that is if my mum allows).
FUN. (what's living life for without fun, right?)
Random Sidenote: My right eye is weaker than my left eye and my computer resolution kills (1248*1024 on a 17" LCD monitor oh my God my poor eyes)
Talking about fun, I'd like to thank the June babies for their awesome chalet ;D namely: Zackary, Nicole, Wan Fong. (PS: Yexi's a June baby too but his name is too sexy to be included)
The chalet was at Tanah Merah's Safra Resort, thank God it wasn't located in the creepy area of Changi (actually there's a optimistic side to it; which is we can disturb bapoks in the middle of the night for some gay fun).
Sidetracking a bit, bapoks are transexuals if you don't know. I happened to see these 2 bapoks the other day at Bedok Market (was eating prata). Oh shit, they look like guys from far but look like females at close range. For your information, bapoks main stream of customers come from ang mohs (raises eyebrows).
Note: Do not mistake bapok with taupoks (or Taufiq)
THIS, is taupok.
Actually I sympathise bapoks, not that I like them lah, but you see, nothing in this world is perfect and so is some of our fellow human race friends who have abnormal chromosomes (that's the thing in our body which make up our character/gender etc) and thus have a natural obsession with the err, feminine side ;D
And how did they change sex? Through a pretty complicated process termed as "Sex reassignment surgery" (wonder where do all these doctors find the inspiration to term all these procedures ?@!#$@L#)
Here's the link if you want to read up on it: The very friendly wikepedia know-it-all link
PS: There's also a difference between transvestite and transexuals. Transvestites are those who like to dress like the opposite gender while transexuals are well, those who actually really changed their sex (or think that they are actually the other gender)
Okay back to the chalet ;D (sidetracking is harmful hahaha)
On the way here via taxi (because the damn resort is so isolated):
We saw a couple whose car broke down on their marriage day, oh my God, so suay.
Upon reaching the chalet there were plenty of activities:
Mahjong. (yes Amirul's playing too, racial harmony man!)
Poker. (shaker fries! haha inside joke sorry)
There were police and thief (eh cannot blame, sometimes really nothing to do), bowling, billiard, watching MTV movie awards (oh my God the host is damn muscular), watching Guiness 9 ball tour, finger guessing game etc etc (and don't forget barbecue as well!)
PS: No money and beer involved in the games above ^.^
PSS: Ian and WanFong can play Mahjong, WOW!
PSSS: Ian's back from China to tell you his adventures of inns and McDonald.
PSSSS: Ian's lucky charm is the "Hong Zhong" in Mahjong because it contains the first character of China in Chinese! (sorry for being a little racist here HEHE)
Talking about MTV awards, I shall present to you the song that I'm currently addicted to now (yes for those in the chalet.. you GUESSED IT!)
HAHA. I was questioned by Izhaq whether I get a hard-on by watching the video and I told him a straight no, BUT I DID PROCEED TO use the umbrella in the chalet to do a pole dance HAHA.
The lyrics is quite okay but the MTV is just plain weird, seriously. Especially the playing with the water part.
PS: The video has 12 million views! I guess people are as fascinated over the chorus as me HAHAHA. Ella, ella, ella, eh eh eh!
Wan Fong's present. Damn cute. No more walking the dog, it's time to walk the
Random shots:
AH BENG MELSON.
HORNY TERRENCE.
UNGLAM SHOT ;P I'm going to become mutton curry if the sheep sees this.
UNGLAM SHOT 2 ;D Look where the hand is!
Not to forget the "survivors" who were awake all the way until 6 am went to the nearby cycling track of East Coast, sat down like a cult and we had Kori our international ghost story teller to tell us about his family adventures in Malaysia (story about indian man, flying moth and pale green face (sure is not chlorine infested face?))
It's quite interesting to note that a big muscular sheep like Fong can actually be scared of ghost stories (oops!) but luckily no apparitions were seen beside me, probably because the bright yellow crocs that Fong was wearing acted like a Taoist talisman which reflected all the ghosts away!
Kori's damn good at telling ghost stories - there were once as he was talking, he suddenly turned around (there was nothing behind) which shook us pretty bad. Then there was once as he was telling another ghost story, there was a "vroooooooom" sound which actually sounded like chants but actually it was illegal racing.
Sidetrack: I have seen illegal racing before in the city area (they were doing lap racing) and the police had to come in and spoil the show. WAH LAO.
I think the government should allow illegal racing (that is making it legal lah haha) because they are normally held at unearthly hours of the day whereby no innocent passerby will be killed in the process so why bother wasting money deploying police to catch them?!
Besides street racing is cheaper than Formula 1 racing. Of course, the one thing bad about street racing that the gahmen consider is that it doesn't bring any revenue while F1 racing brings in good money ;D (in the long run that is).
Somemore Singapore trying to promote tourism; with illegal racing, you can attract Japan race fanatics like those in Initial D to come race in Changi (somemore got bapoks as audience, wah not bad ah), right right?!
Back to the topic ;D
After morning came and we PACK UP AND GO (inside joke), I slept for about 6 hours (yeahhhhh sleep is good!) before heading off for Zackary's steamboat at East Coast. Went to Kenneth's house after that (I'm still waiting for the group picture, Nicole!).
Okay I'm lazy to type any longer weeeeeee :D so good bye for now!
PS: School reopening in 2 days, depressing!
PSS: Monday got Chemistry test and I haven't study it (I left my book in school T.T)
PSSS:My hair's going to get it on Monday
PSSSS: I have new shirt to get through my Term 3 and 4! ;D
PSSSSS: New timetable for term 3!
Quote from Wan Fong's blog:
Cori mentioned that he once saw how fake jade was made, and he said it looks and feels the same.
Leon then said what's so bad about fake jade, since it looks the same and feels the same, so what's so bad about it, since it's cheaper anyway.
Then Melson (I think) said, "So you're saying you like fake boobs la?"
Lmfao.
RED RAIN YESTERDAY!
In case you don't know what it is, it's a Christian concert, yeah LEON is getting so holy nowadays, I also don't know why.
Went with Melson and Joshua, took hell lots of pictures of Joshua PURPOSELY because he don't like to be in the limelight, so I shall PURPOSELY post all his pictures ;D
HAHA, DAO!
UNGLAM SHOT 1
UNGLAM SHOT 2
Woah, woah, crying already, alamak!
Josh's hair in this picture look like BK's. Wait, let me show you whose BK...
I AM EVIL. I like to post people's unglam pictures (OMG!)
Met alot of people like for example Sahai (damn he didn't shrink!), Mong (as "rock-starish" as ever), Kenneth (who looks way darn cool now) etc. Saw alot of people from the usher ministry as well but oh gosh was it cold.
The concert's intro was lacking in power, truthfully but this concert was indeed the direct opposite of Planetshaker's concert - this climax is now at the end, the altar call part; it was damn powerful such that I wept silently (not cry mother cry father ah).
There was this part of the concert where they needed 4 people to go up to the stage to dance so under peer pressure (:P) I went up.
CONFESSION: My dancing isn't good ;D because I dance like a crazy monkey high on drugs.
Nevertheless I got this shirt which I shall wear it tomorrow.
Meet Justin; the big breast monster:
Picture self explanatory thanks ;) Mel and I call him China gigolo, LOL, so evil, okay Mel I guess we shouldn't disturb small kids or else later they cry :P
These 2 look like brothers man, I swear.
Went for dinner and pooled (is there such a word?!) with 5 Chinese and 1 Indian after the concert (go figure whose the Indian HEHE).
Talking about Indians, let's sidetrack a little bit:
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PS: Don't sue me for making racism post if you feel offended because I have no intention on causing a racial riot in Singapore whereby Indians kill Chinese with poisoned murtabaks and concentrated acid in disguise pork curry.
I don't know about you but nowadays I see more and more Indians (actually I cannot tell the difference between Indian and Bangalah so I just term them indians for convenience) on the MRT; especially when the train passes by Aljunied, Eunos or Tanjong Pagar.
And it isn't a bad thing (MISCONCEPTION AMONG MANY: INDIANS HAVE A STRONG "ODOR") because I personally think Indian GUYS (must caps and bold just in case someone get wrong idea) are handsome.
Most of them have
1) Sharp nose
2) Hairy moustache (very fun can stroke with it, HE HE, sounds wrong)
3) Nice eyes
But most importantly they exlude some kind of charm.
I also notice the Indian guys like to touch the other Indian guy they are talking to when they converse, that is so unlike Chinese (okay fine maybe that's just for me because I don't really like to touch touch here touch touch there like some sex fanatic like that).
PS: Oh yes there's an Indian movie coming up, and OH TALKING ABOUT INDIAN MOVIES (HEHE I'm side-side tracking) DON'T YOU NOTICE THEY ALWAYS SAVE SOME PARTS FOR SONGS AND DANCE!?
Bollywood's going to make it big man.
Come on China, Hong Kong, Tai Wan and other Chinese filled countries, we need a Chollywood (CHOI! TOUCH WOOD!).
PSS: Jack Neo's coming up with a movie called "Ah Beng Ltd" (or something like that, I forgot) that depicts the story of gang rivalry between Malaysia and Singapore. I'm a hardcore loyal supporter of director Jack Neo's movies because I think they are so damn filled with Singapore touch and humour and never fails to play with your feelings (unless your my dad of course, he stoned when he watched "Just Follow Law"
GO JACK NEO! ;D
Okay, back to the topic of our dear friends whom skin color we always like to tease (omg I feel so bastard saying that, no hard feelings).
If I was a girl (don't mistake me for one OKAY, I REPEAT DON'T MISTAKE ME FOR ONE @#$&@#) I'd go for an Indian guy.
Oh yes there was this Indian guy I saw on the MRT who stared at this girl for like 2 minutes, which I thought was damn cool because it was as if he was shooting out laser to toast the girl into murtabak.
Let me tell you what will most Chinese guys do when they see this super sizzling sambal chilli hot sex goddess coming towards them or standing near them:
They will take one quick glance at the girl, think to himself "oh my God that girl so hot I think I feel something moving between my legs" then goes into a complete pretend-the-girl-is-not-there state which is achieved by looking somewhere else and JUST NOT AT THE GIRL'S EYES.
Serious man, yah, I'm very serioussss. *says it in the damn serious deep man bass voice*
I also realised that different races have different general personalities.
Let's say you are a very horny cheekopeh guy who wear boxers and sandal but luckily God give you this very charming sexy voice and beautiful face that every girl want to lick and that you come out to Bugis MRT Station, see a hot chick and goes up to her and say:
"Heyyyyyyy..." in that teasing seductive bass voice.
And depending on which race the hot chick (lol hot chick hot chick makes the girl sound like KFC food, oops!) is there would be different responses:
Chinese - Gives you that awkward looking face and thinks to herself "siao, crazy guy" and run all the way to Boon Lay.
Muslim - Probably give you a seductive eye contact session and a warm smile.
Indian - Engages in a neckbreaking speed intellectual debate with you
Blonde - Flirts outrageously with you and goes wild, probably goes out on a date with you even!
Thus in conclusion, I love Blondes. Blondes are hot (don't start on the dumb blondes thing LOL).
For example, Jessica Alba:
HOLY SHIT OWNAGE. Her eyes are way too nice that it shocks!
Sad thing is, most blondes you come across are either fake (as in plastic surgery, breast implants, nose jobs whatever all sorts of surgical procedures) but not to say there are still a lot of beautiful "naturals".
I tend to have this mindset that superstars look like crap without make up.
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Went swimming today for the first time at Tampines Swimming Complex, haven't swam in a swimming pool for ages but it's quite sad that the complex doesn't have a sauna else it'd be perfect.
Before I forget, I'd like to mention I saw Jeremiah (event manager for TKSS's 50th Anniversary) yesterday at Tampines, he'd like to send his regards to all TKSS 50th Anniversary's performers and those who helped.
Watched Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer at late evening, this time with 3 Chinese, 1 Half Thai (YES, I did say Half Thai) and 1 bamboo/stick insect/hairy monster/chimpanzee/messyhair-siaocharbor/whatever/anything!
PS: Bad hair day today, alamak, NOT GLAM!
On a whole, F4 (sounds gay :P) is a FANTASTIC movie which I give my thumbs up. Catch it if you like action packed movies with a little touch on humour and happy endings.
MINI SPOILER: There might be a 3rd F4 movie coming up.
It's quite short too, about 1 and a half hour I should say, so that's a huge change from POTC3 which is a boringgggggggggggg 3 hour long (too draggy in my opinion).
Next time if you have nothing to do after watching a movie take this advice:
GO GIANT.
That's Boon May inside the tent, SHE'S SLEEPING THERE TONIGHT.
People taking picture of the sleeping beast like they are going to the zoo.
The sleeping beast (and farting and burping beast) can be bought for just $8.90, hell money currency thanks, no additional GST charged.
Shi Yun (the half thai) treated all of us to err.. bread (:P), that's very nice of her BUT good stuff don't last long.
*AHEM. COUGH.* Where's my cough syrup?!
Probably the bread's drugged because after eating the bread Shi Yun turn from a nice sweet girl in cuties dress and heels to a violent monster OMG.
It's okay, despite all the scratches, whack and kicks (this one most painful, sharp high heels @#$*@#) I still made it back in one piece.
PRAISE GOD.
I don't want to go out with this half-thai again (:P) in case I cannot make it back in ONE PIECE.
And speaking of half-thai, I'm going to do something phenomenal:
I'm sorry Jennifer.
Okay kay thanks bye! :D (reply tags next post, sorry ya, you can whack my lazy ass if you want ;D)
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