Let me introduce you to Arial. Oh wait. Or is it.. Ariel? *gargles and spits out white foam* I've been tagged by her QUIZ. And if I don't do it I believe I'm going to see Ariel coming to me with a butcher knife when school reopens, chasing my ass (even though she cannot catch me forever, but it's okay HEHE :P). But first of all. I must defend myself! Point Number 2! Challenge done! See, I'm talking about YOU (honored, or not?) Point Number 4! Oh well you know, girls like to laugh. And I can make them (if your good enough for me to make you). Bwaha. Gotta love me for that aren't you? (; Point Number 5! Oh my djie, you didn't see me dance? You missed the most memorable moment in your life )': Point Number 6! I assume by saying that you say that I have beautiful big round eyes that seem to reflect the oh-so-brilliant blue sky and the lushy green of the grass. I also have seductive and pretty long eyelashes that woman would kiss my feet for. In conclusion, thanks for saying I'm cute! HAHAHA. *poke* That's an old picture though. Point Number 7! No I wasn't. I shan't dwell into the past yeah? The bad sadistic and pessimistic loser I used to be (; Now onto the quiz. 1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll challenge you to try something. 3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you. 4. I'll tell you something I like about you. 5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you. 8. You must post this on yours. MELSON. 1. C&F! (: All the way. 2. Get rid of all your pimples by the end of this year BWAHA. (: 3. Lime green 4. Heck, the times where we laughed until our stomach could have emerge 36 pacs. 5. The -_- face of yours! LMAO. 6. BEAR. Mel mel bear. 7. How in the heck did you get the name for your email? LEMUEL. 1. Specty boy! 2. Enlarge your eyebags until it takes up 10% of your face! BWAHA. 3. Black 4. We can hit the dance floor (; Gotta pub some day yeah? Hook some chicks too. Rawr. 5. The way you play your para para! 6. Wolf. Wolfric mah. 7. Does your eyebags generate money? ^_^ ASTRID. 1. We have long eyelashes. 2. Buy me hell lots of jelly beans. HEHEHE. 3. Pink. Ballet girl! 4. Freaking easy to talk to! 5. The way you cannot debate with me. HEHE. 6. Is asteroid an animal? Boo ): 7. Did you come from a nearby universe? FANG NING. 1. Oh, it's Miss Oh, I'm Mr Oh. Oh by the way, did you see how OHlivia scored that OH-my-OH goal? Oh, oh, oh! There he strikes again! Go-OH! 2. Grow taller than me :P 3. Teal (remember the shirt you "ALWAYS" wear to church?) 4. Heck, under that quiet and shy mask, there's the strong character within. 5. You with your oh-so-common teal shirt! 6. Sabretooth. It has fangs. HEHE 7. Do you have fangs that are very cunNINGly hidden in your mouth? EILEEN. 1. You are beginning to fall in love with me *swings a pendant left and right* Bwahahahaha! 2. Get me off your thoughts (I know you do! Don't deny! HAHAHA (; ) 3. Pink. Oh well. That's the shirt color you wore on your first visit to church. And your blog used to be PINK-ed! (now suffers from color blind) 4. Knowing how to play along with the conversation. Very good! (: 5. Your curly hair at the back! (in school) 6. Eilephant! (; 7. Did the number of times you think about me per day exceed like 1,384,507,912,306,702,348? :P CHERIE. 1. You try damn hard to not touch me. I know it. You know it. We'll keep mum! HAHA. 2. Resist the urge to draw a smily face on my arm (BECAUSE I CAN ERASE IT! :P) 3. Hmm. Green? 4. You know the game. It's play time! (: 5. Your oh-so-not-as-intimidating-as-Lemuel's eyebags :P 6. Bamboo can or not? So skinny! 7. Tell me the deep dark motive of asking me to sit next to you! Bwaha. SHAUN. 1. LENG ZAI. I love you too. 2. Wear contacts! 3. Orange? Your bag *hints* 4. Your forever so loving and caring character. <3! 5. Your freaking gay imba-ed Ragnarok Online's Champion, eternity`! 6. Djie-ken! 7. Tell me how many gays are hiding under the bed of yours. BWAHAHA. :P Alright, enough of this quiz. Big boo boo. If your not in this list, don't despair. I still love you! HEHE. God bless, Leon Hydroxide! The seasons pass as it goes through the test of the smooth fine sand flowing down to the lower part of the hourglass. The second hand of the clock makes a little 'tick' as it moves round and round the clock face, a never ending process until the battery dies out, somehow signifying the boring routine that humans go through in their life until they meet the Grim Reaper. The digits in the digital clock jumps continuously, and falls back to a complete zero again, acompanied by a distant sound of the grandfather clock. A dark figure sitting by a bed, his long and eerie shadow casted on the floor by the dark dim lights. Oh, how has he changed! From a person full of life and vitality into someone who struggles day and night in trying to piece his shattered heart into one, tormented by his very own insecurity and inflicting pain in himself. The pain, it brings about a moment of relief, and the echos of his crestfallen cries echoes in his room. Despair loomed over him and he just lay on his bed, weeping. Oh, the feeling of self pity and anguish. Were you like that before? I certainly was. I mean, like duh. After being dumped and getting rejected numerous times, I've gone through this state pretty often. At least now, I knew the game. I knew the answer. It irks me to see a boyfriend carrying his girlfriend's handbag. Conclusion? That guy's gonna get dumped pretty soon after his girl got tired of him. Face it, men. You can't be nice to the girls you like, it'll just show them what a wuss you are. Begone to the old and boring method of courtship - giving gifts, roses, buying dinner. It's illogical. Well, that is, in men's brain. Morale of the story is, if you want a girl, don't kiss her ass. Be a man! Leon Hydroxide (: Oh my gosh. My worse nightmare. Lemuel's blog. And to add fire to the oil after his triumph naughty attack against me, he expects me to defend myself. OF course I will! :P Sit tight as I bring you through the complexity of mathematical functions as well as to bringing in you the realization of the importance of arithmetics. *Drum rolls* Da Da Da Da Da... By using the super technology that Man has long ago invented (which is called a computer) and a professional artistic picture editing software I have deduced the radius and circumference of Lemuel's eyebags. And what's the use of this, you ask? Indeed. I will now present to you the calculations for the area of his eyebags and the circumference of his eyebags. Let pie be 3.14. As you guys know, the formula to find the area of a circle is (3.14)(Radius)^2 Let's subsitute in the values. We get: (3.14)(1)(1) Therefore, the resulting area is 3.14 square centimetre. However, it is assumed that his eyebag is a semi circle, but since there is two eyebags on one face, the two eyebags take a total area of 3.14 square centimetre. Now let's find the circumference of the eyebags. (3.14)(Circumference) = (3.14)(2) = 6.28 centimetre Now, let's calculate the area of his face. First off, we divide his face into 3 different shape because for God knows what reason his shape is incredibly sharp. A cute semi circle, a clumsy rectangle and a unique trapezium. As you know, the formula for a rectangle = (Length)(Height) And the formula for the area of a trapezium = (0.5)(Parallel Side 1 + Parallel Side 2)(Height) So we shall apply this formula: Area of Lemuel face = Area of semi circle + Area of rectangle + Area of trapezium = (0.5)(3.14)(4)(4) + (6)(10) + (0.5)(2 + 10)(6) = 25.12 + 60 + 36 = 121.12 square centimetre And now for the most exciting part of all... WE ARE GONNA FIND OUT HOW MUCH SPACE HIS EYEBAGS TAKE! WOOHOOOO :D % Space of eyebags = [(Eyebags Area)/(Face Area)](100%) = [(3.14)/(121.12)](100%) = 2.59% Okay, so maybe his eyebags aren't that big after all! :D EDITED: ROUND 2! Looks like Lemuel fought back again in a very barbaric way. It's so gruesome that it's gonna spoil my reputation and hell, make me a joke. Hello, I'm back again. This time to discuss in a very detailed manner about the psychological reaction and thinking of our very own species regarding to the smelliest area of our body, the ARMPIT. In the picture above, it shows that I do not have any armpit hair at all and it is hairless. Let us get down to the basics. Why do people laugh at men who have no armpit hair actually? Let me tell you something about sweat. That's right, the salts and other chemicals are in your sweat. And when your sweat stays in your armpit for a long period of time, bacteria starts to form and that's when the bad smell kicks in. Unglamorous when you are getting approached by a hot sizzling babe. Now let's see, between a bald guy and a girl with like waist long hair and the fringe is not trimmed (let's just assume she's like Sadako). Let's say Sadako chases that poor hairless guy who needs some Yun Nam Haircare treatment. After a long chase, Sadako probably gotta pull out all her hair because her hair is so irritatingly wet. What am I trying to prove here? Good question. Sweat evaporates faster without hair (: Thus begone with the bad smell. Anyway, for those of you who still strongly agree (and will die to) with men having armpit hair so as to look macho and charming (which I certainly feel you gotta need some therapy deep down in the brain), here's something: Look at the hair at the back (not the armpit) and the side burns. Takes a long time to grow the fringe and back. And of course, better looks, HEHE. You should get it :P God Bless, Leon Hydroxide! (: Sorry all to whom I have hurt alot, made them angry, and personal attacked. And a big thank you to those who have walked with me through the up and downs of life, giving me every valuable and important advice, supporting me all the way. Love <3 Been out at overnight prayer at Monday night. Crazy man, crazy. 8 hours of prayer, with 6 hours of it doing video duty. Got back home and slept like a log for 4 short hours before venturing out of the house again in the silent of the dawn for class outing, which is skating at Jurong East. I miss Para Para. ): Gotta bring me out some day! :D Oh yeah, Death Note is a good movie, it can be on par with Mission Impossible III. Plot: 20/10! If you haven't watched it, your missing out one of the most clever movie produced. And.. Astrid, you owe me jelly beans (I don't know why, but somehow you do HEHE) God bless, Leon Hydroxide *blows a stream of cold air* It's been such a long time since I blog, I guess my blog's becoming like an antique already. Whew. Cobwebs and dusts! Shoo. Been spending the whole week at school. Pointless actually. Nothing more than just playing cards and hanging around with friends. That's what post examination activities are, aren't they? Anyway. Got back the results. Wayyyyyyyy surprising. Indeed, God's a God of abundance. Way above my expectations. Combined Humanities Physics Chinese Geography Core A Math. To cut long things short, English - 69/100 That's a B3. My expectation was a B4 so it sort of like gotten me by surprise. Oral pulled it down from 70 to 69 and because of that I had to jump grade. Irritating! Chinese - 69/100 Hell, that's a big jump from my D7 grade. I have been skipping lessons so frequently and now... this kind of grade? It must have been God's grace then. E maths - 81/100 Okay, I don't really have much to say about this. Don't really have a high expectation of this. Just a 75 and above will do. A Maths - 89/100 Argh! 6 more marks to top in A Maths! Physics - 75/100 Aiks, it's been a blessing that I was able to get a distinction for this subject because it was an error in the marking that jumped the grade from a 2 to a 1. Chemistry - 75/100 Sigh. Disappointed for this one though. Put in a lot of effort yet it turned out to be a borderline distinction. Combined Humanities - 53/100 What can I say, I'm glad to keep this subject rotting in hell. Just not rot until it goes below 50. Geography - 77.5/100 Another subject I'm disappointed with even though I scored a distinction for it. Hell, I studied for it like 2 weeks before the freaking examinations. Total L1R5 - 8 (omdjiewthbbq!) Oh well, putting away this depressing topic aside. I would like to present to you my really freaking gay partner Ian Russell Koh. I think he needs hallucination drugs. Lemuel self created paper cards Biondi's old hairstyle Compared to his present hairstyle. Playing around with the shadows Sexy guitar The hazy effect Aaron's table drawing And to add in another surprise element, I'm gonna bring you through Lemuel's house! Sit tight and drool (I forgot to mention you gotta need a hell loads of tissue box) Starting off with the unglam - Kitchen Nerd's association - Study table Oriental Living Room The gates and lawn Well, that's about it probably. Don't really have much time to blog nowadays, busy with stuff like school and church. Oh, and not to mention Politics! Oh and, Cherie, if I charge you for all your molestations you'll probably go bankrupt. Bwahaha. ;) By the way, here's my schedule for the holidays (in case you wanna ask me out, which you should. HEHE.) God bless (: Leon Hydroxide! Heck, this post is gonna be a freaking long post so get some coffee and kaya toast bread while you wait for the pictures to load. Woohoo! Examinations are over! (okay I'm a little late on my part, laggin') It's a partehhhh spree , I can foresee the girls going out every single day and their wallets getting lighter and lighter! Oh yeah, talking about wallet, I lost mine on Thursday. Shall elaborate further. Wednesday is indeed a spectacular day. Nothing can replace the feeling of sheer joy and freedom felt on that very day where the chains of educational stress torture system is being released (okay, maybe salvation can). Some went out for LAN gaming, some went out to do some leisure sports, while majority went to watch movie. What did I do? Right... you've guessed it (aw you clever butt). The latter. Went to the new Cathay (at Dhouby Ghaut area) to catch a movie with Melson, Celine, Celine's boyfriend (Dyne or Dain, I can't remember) and Grace. Watched Rob-d-hood, a comedy about the lives of 2 burglars that became very devoted to a baby until they would risk their life for him. What caught my attention more is the spectacular environment and the emptiness of the shopping centre. After that, went cycling with Melson around Pasir Ris. Visited the White House at night (well, Melson said it was haunted) , when the night is starry and the moonlight shines upon the cold tar road, when the crickets sing their mating call and the leaves rustles in the rhythm of the chilly wind. White house entrance, with Melson and My shadow casted Negative effect. SPI uses this technique to detect ghost forms. And since we have nothing to do, we decided to go visit Shi Xiang's ex-church, currently Alex's church, Riverlife Church. It has some weird morning services that is called "Early morning tea" in Chinese (something like that). Riverlife Church. Beside it is Shalom BP Church! Shalom grace! As bored teenagers we decided to comb the Pasir Ris park in the middle of the night (I don't know why we did that but we just do it) and decided to have a little fun with the spider web at the park. Melson suspects that he has a fear for heights. MUAHAHA. From the top! Soon, Melson had to go home and I have to go home to face the black face of my father too, which ended Wednesday in quite a bad way. Thursday soon dawned as Mr Sun rose up for his daily walk around the sky. Woke up in the early morning to attend my 50th Anniversary practice (yeah I'm inside the Percision Drill Squad, you know, the rifle spinning spinning thingy). I was late, because I thought that the training was at 10 a.m, but it was actually 9 a.m. Anyway, after the training, Chang Sheng, Gavin and I were heading towards Paya Lebar MRT Station via Bus 135 so that we can go to Harbourfront to meet up with the rest of the class (we were having a class outing to Sentosa). However, it was destined that I could not go. Predicted what would happen? I lost my wallet. Don't ask me how, but I certainly feel the heart ache of losing a good hundred dollars (even though that was my mum's money) and also the house key (which I rarely use!). However, Gavin and Chang Sheng being very nice friends, offered to find the wallet for me but to no avail. Jun Liang then came into the picture when panicky Leon related his troubles. Being very nice too, he decided to help. After combing the Paya Lebar area where we suspected I dropped the wallet at, there was no result. Chang Sheng then told me he had to go and he lent me 4 bucks (thanks). The rest of us then decided to go to Ang Mo Kio MRT since Bus 135 terminates at AMK interchange (we hoped that the wallet dropped in the bus and some kind soul would return it). After rushing there like as if we were in some kind of Amazing Race, our efforts went down the drain. I can feel my heart sink as though it just hit an Iceberg 218597 times the size of the Iceberg that Titanic hit. Oh well. Perhaps it was God's way in preventing some bad things from happening. Gavin being very nice, decided to treat me to Para Para at AMK arcade area. He can dance, man! Oh yeah baby, shake that booty! Gavin in action We also realised that Jun Liang has super long fingernails (it's time to go for some manicure, dude) on his right hand and trimmed fingernails on his left hand, because of extensive guitar playing. Talk about eagle claws man. Being lost teenagers who don't want to go home after examinations, Gavin took the initiative to become the tour guide of the 3 man group, bringing us from Ang Mo Kio to City Hall, where we then proceeded to walk all the way from the MRT Station to the Esplanade. Long corridor to Esplanade Wire frameworks Freaking nice wired heads! Yes, it's blurred for a reason. Band playing Then we went on our energy draining journey towards the west, erm, I meant, Suntec City , for God knows what the heck is in Gavin the tour guide's mind. Ughhhhh empty cough medicine bottles River view Singapore's proud skyscrapers Esplanade (yes, blurred for a reason again) And once we got into the towers, we came upon this very beautiful tank that has a waterproof television in it, oh, the wonders of advanced technology. Pretty nice if I have my TV decorated like this. Then tour guide Gavin brought us to this Koi Garden which is amazingly breath-taking, it wrenches the heart to leave the place. Ohhhhh, Kois! This is the fish that eats other fishes' faeces It can backstroke and it looks disgustingly cute Jun Liang with his Mr McDonald buddy After that, the hydrochloric acid started to rumble and have a hell chaotic party in the stomach walls of tour guide Gavin so we decided to settle down for the food court and as he satisfies the need of the Hydrogen ions (well, that's acid) while we learn from his oh so interesting way of eating prawns. (skip this part if you hate prawns) Second Step - PEEL, HAHA, PEEL! Third Step - Bathe that bad boy in chilli Fourth Step - Introduce him to the bad boy gang; Rice Grains Fifth Step - Gobble them up and express your delight! And heck, we went to the arcade at Suntec again because we had nothing else better to do to burn some time. Of course, thanks to Gavin I get to play more Para Para (his treat, freaking nice guy) Jun Liang playing drums! Later Gavin and I infected him with the Para Virus We then came to this beautiful fountain which is located on the roof of the Suntec Tower. Quite a desolated area and it is freaking pitch dark. A good place to bring your partner to if your tearing your hair off while thinking of places to go on a date. Yeah beautiful fountain Gavin the tour guide then filled us with the story of how he and his 2E friends wrote some writings on the pebbles at this fountain and wanted to know whether they still existed. So we took on the jobs of scavengers, finding some mysterious long lost stones that has inscriptions that will relive the past. First stone uncovered! Second stone uncovered! Third stone uncovered! Well, there was one about Gavin one but he asked me not to take a picture of it so... oh well. And must I add that the scenery from the top of suntec tower is prettehhhhhhh! We had some water sports after that to make up for the lack of beach games at Sentosa. Bustling night life? The stroke of the hour hand at 10 marked the end of our outing and we then went seperately to our resting places (no, not our graves). Friday. Another day of 50th anniversary practice. Shouldn't go into details of this day because there isn't any pictures here so it'll probably bore you to tears untill you decided to fondle with your kaya toast (mum say it's rude to play with your food). Went cycling with the landers at East Coast Park after the practice. A BIG SORRY to Yvonne here. Saturday then came quick. Not a significant day of my life, but it was sure significant to Brother Sky and Sister Evelyn. Their wedding day, and also the first wedding that I was personally invited (no parents!), cool! It was also a good experience of how Christian marriage was like. God bless the couple and may they have many children such that they can form 2 soccer teams (gee, I'm more greedy than them!) At the end note, it seems that my picture's winning Cherie's picture at this moment! Another competition is up between Melson and I, so please be the good judge again and judge whose picture's better. Thanks! PS: Melson said his picture will definitely win, HEHE!
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