SUP. This is a dry season for blogging once again at my blog (not like I care much about blog views unlike in the past when blogging was damn hot) but don't worry I'll still shower this black blog with my warm affectionate love and sweat :D
Been damn busy nowadays so I have like no free time to blog at all (because I don't feel like blogging very late at night after coming home) but since I'm tuning into HappyHardcore's radio (you know, they play those hot pounding 193754632587 BPM music that invoke an overwhelming joy in any party animal) I shall blog.
So what's been going on?
Good question:
The whole holidays it's about going out, out, out and there isn't any time for a LONGGGGG rest (although long rests sucks).
First up of course we had the Grad Night and I'll share with you this beloved picture that I fished up amongst the sea of grad night pics (I'm still waiting for pics with Victoria and Xiang Yu btw):
Yeah dude look at that pic and stare damn hard because you might not get to see dear Zackary next time because he's going to die of breast cancer (he has a B cup breast btw)! :(
PS: If you are deeply troubled by this calamity and would like to lend a rotting hand please write a check to Leon's Charity Organisation For Unfortunate GS (gay sluts) Who Have Breast Cancer Pte Ltd, minimum donation: $500
PSS: The highly INexpensive donation is used to cover the emotional trauma of our doctors in having to operate on gay sluts who have chests as hairy as amazon rainforests.
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Okay, moving on, I went to Amirul's chalet and I stayed over despite having to attend the PAE briefing at 9am.
And I have come to a divine conclusion in what makes a stayover-in-chalet fun:
PLAYING TWISTER THEN GATHER AND TALKING ABOUT SEX (not crude talk though, more of a.. HONEST DISCUSSION)
And no, those who stayed over are not a bunch of horny MALES with bursting sex drive only, there are girls as well ;) okay, and apparently 1 elephant (inside joke ASDASFGFHDFBV)
Pictures with the courtesy of Amirul ^^
BTW, this is TWISTER so if somehow you happen to be a government agent please don't arrest me!
Singapore's law on homosexuality:
Any male person who, in public or private, commits, or abets the commission of, or procures or attempts to procure the commission by any male person of, any act of gross indecency with another male person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 2 years.
DAMN STRICT.
Oh yeah and here's somebody's view on what to do when you having nothing to do in chalets:
And this I bet you never knew:
The scent of male perspiration boosts a woman's hormonal levels by a phenomenal 200% and increases their heart rate, blood pressure and breathing.
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THE NEXT MAJOR EVENT: Class chalet! It was pretty messy (bad organising on my part but I tried) and no pictures because it was at Sentosa and I didn't want to carry my phone around because it was sports sports sports (volleyball, swimming, frisbee and stuff) the whole day.
AND I GOT TO LEARN ANOTHER LESSON: NEVER BOOK COASTA SANDS CHALET AT SENTOSA BECAUSE IT IS F*CKING SMALL AND YOU GET IRRITATED BY SOME F*CK BANGLA.
Not trying to be racist here, but that's what happen, we got chased by this Indian out of the chalet (around 12 midnight) but I wouldn't elaborate.
All in all, much thanks to those who came (AND paid) and much appreciation to those stayed overnight (yes I know the room was small!).
Special thanks to (not in any particular order of importance) Weirong (but this girl was DAMN important though, without her = no food) , Imee, Abby, Cherie, Wei Jie, Chang Sheng, Jian Yang and those who helped to cook the BBQ (yes including those who marinaded the sausages like TOURISTS AH LIAN SERENA AND MISS ANG MOH GRACE CHIN CHOW EN EN)
Try playing the card game bridge for 2+ hours in the wee hours and I swear you'll get addicted to it (yah, not get tired of it).
We should form a bridge club and have bridge gatherings every week ^^
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MOVING ON WE HAVE LEBRON'S (DARREN) BIRTHDAY WHICH WAS YESTERDAY SO THE MEMORIES ARE STILL AS FRESH AS PEEL FRESH.
We had lunch at Marina Square's Pizza Hut and dining with my homies means 3 things:
- Calling waitresses a slut (LOL, I know, that was soooooo innocent of us)
- Complimenting the couple sitting near us as BORING
- Getting served by the birthday boy, the Best Hongkee Waiter of 2007
I would like to elaborate on the couple part:
There was this couple that was sitting like one table away from us lah, meaning there was empty table in between our table and theirs, then there was this damn INTERESTING guy that was dressed in a green top and had spiky hair (wow!) and a girl who you can picture as those sort of Bugis ahlians but abit more class one.
Guess what they were doing?
They didn't even talk for 10 minutes ok, the guy was playing his PSP and the girl was looking around obviously damn bored I mean like WTF MY DATE IS BRINGING ME OUT TO AN IDIOTIC RESTAURANT AND HE DARES TO LET HIS STINKING ROTTEN FAT ASS SIT ON THAT CHAIR AND START CARESSING THAT MACHINE BUTTONS BUT DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME? that type of look.
Yup, I'm really serious. Seriously.
So obviously we had to do something because we are like really damn nice people so we started discussing a game plan and we ended up playing "Potential Breakup Song" by Aly & AJ at max volume and giving a LOL I DONT GIVE A DAMN look while slurring BOOOOOOOOOOORING
:D
AND IT HELPED!
The girl started to lead the guy in conversation (I know, you girls out there probably want to castrate that guy so hard right now) and she was talking like 90% of the time ^^
Blimey ;)
Fast forwarding all the way to the night, we found ourselves being intrigued by catching snails having a threesome red handed:
Completely random crap: The chances of squashing a toad/frog while cycling at Bedok Reservoir at night is as high as 89%
Another random banana horse manure: Darren's house was built on an ex-cemetery O_O
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OK I LAZY BLOG ALREADY SO I'LL SHARE MORE NEXT TIME SO CIAO!
PS: WILL BE AT FAMOSA RESORT, MALAYSIA FROM TUESDAY TO THURSDAY
PSS: WHO WANT GO KAYAKING ON WEEKEND? (UNISEX OUTING, CURRENTLY THOSE WHO ARE ON: MELON, ZACK, DARREN, YI FENG)
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