LEON is an extremely good boy today.
Look, he woke up 8.30 am when he have no school despite his room's curtains courageously blocking out all the harmful UV rays that may toast his butt hot red. What was he doing so early you ask? To be a voyeur and watch some lao ah pek change from a distance?
HMM, maybe I'll do that when I retire (retirement very boring one okay, every day stay at home watch TV like my grandmother).
And so Leon stretched his overly strained bionical thighs (from yesterday's 5 hour shopping) and cycled his Rihanna looking sister to school. I can't believe my sis is darker than me WTFBBQ this is not happening (she is in volleyball) but for now I can't be bothered to get a tan because those evil UV rays will hit my face like asteroids landing at 103984mph causing catastrophic damage and cause red hot volcanoes to form (if you know what I mean).
I MUST, discipline myself to stay at home and apply my dermalogist cream so that these active volcanoes will become extinct and get weathered into a desert (see what O level geography do to people?!)
After "ferrying" sis to school I went to the market with grandmother.
I swear, grandma was a Market Superstar. Walking around with her means getting bombarded with questions from aunties of all different ages and shopowners like "Wow, that's your grandson?", "Your grandson so big now", "Very long never see your grandson already".
YA lah, sorry lah laozharbors, it's been awhile, the last time I visited the market was 4000BC and surprisingly (and expected) there's no one of my age in the market.
OH and guess what I found today?
I found how effective Singapore is in implementing the 2 children at most policy back in the past because even Chinese Medicine Shops sell Durex Condom.
YOU CAN GET SAFE SEX EVERYWHERE MAN!
Don't mind me, I've been watching Desperate Housewives lately ;D It's quite a great show to watch when you don't feel like sleeping early.
Oh yes, here's a little secret: I got my Fedora yesterday!
SEXY BESSI YEXI STYLE wearing my Fedora. Poor guy went one day without sleep and still have to come shopping with us (not to mention 5km of walking!). See lah, that's the result of playing too much WoW. Reminds me of the South Park video:
PS: They dont have the original video clip anymore, f*cking copyright idiots!
You know, it's good that we Singaporeans don't have so much singers because the music industry is slowing getting pwned by something called Bittorent. Just think about it. I remember there is a song, if I'm not wrong, "Gimme More" by Britney Spears, leaked into the internet before even the album was released!
OWNED.
PSS: My laptop is too nub to play Hellgate London T.T so I must settle for WoW!
Okay here's a sneak preview of what I bought yesterday:
Sorry I can't reveal what we're going to wear although I took pictures of it (well, GRAD NIGHT is all about the element of surprise right?)
So you can admire this picture I took longgggggg ago:
See Cynthia there emo-ing with her handphone. She's playing Happy Tree Friends. F*CKING SADIST!
Okay gotta go starch my collars bye!
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