Monday, October 29, 2007

Wah kao eh.

The more I friendster hop the more weird people I meet.

First I must admit that all the profiles stated below all comes from Wan Zhuo's profile (I know what you guys are thinking! DON'T worry she is not my type)

EDIT: the open inverted and close inverted comments have links to their profiles

CASE #1

"hAvE wEaR gLaSsEs Is Me"



Wow. Really ah, I swear he looks damn hip with those specs NO HAVE WEAR GLASSES IS ME, CHEERS! HE definitely got the potential to be the next Campus Superstar. I swear, LEON NO LIE ONE.

CASE #2

"WheN LoneLy .J iN heLL n FeeL cRy CrY Sad...who can SaVe HiM...nO...No OnE...>_<"



Hi there baby. Dont feel sad and cry and wet all over your pants my dear, please, you are even in HELL. Ok la. OK LA I SAVE YOU LA. YOU NEED TO DIG YOUR NOSE THAT BAD RIGHT. EAT MY MIDDLE FINGER HARBINGER OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION IN YOUR MOIST DAMP NOSTRIL!



CASE #3

"Life Is Full Of Darkness
anyone wan chatting can add me in msn messenger...
msn = Azumi_loy@hotmail.com
"




YES. His eyes are so nice I can't help but to wan chatting with him, f*ck, someone help me please, his eyes are making my life full of darkness OHH YEAH BABY HIT IT HARD! LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE EYES OH YES THOSE BURNING DARK EYES SO GOOD, I SEE YOUR TRUE COLORS SHINING THROUGH

Case #4

"add me yuuaaaccchhhhh!!!!! Oo.. iya.. g pnya yahoo msg.. add me.. hen_phenz.. oc!!! daa.."



I can't get enough of half naked guys adding girls ;D Hello, curry chicken house? Yes, yes.. Let me repeat your order, 1 spicy chicken, 1 what-the-hell-are-you-talking-about and 1 check-out-my-matching-pipes? Okay, your address puhlease? Pontianak (check his profile)?! IS THAT A SUBURB? NO? Yes you sure look like one!

Case #5

"i love eat....
de most i lov to eat is nasi lemak, maggie goreng, roti cania, rice chicken..... n cao guai diao"




CAO GUAI DIAO? WHAT IN THE MORE BIRD MORE LUCK IN THE FREAKING AMERICAN MATHEMATICIAN IS THAT? But nevertheless he wins the most interesting profile award. I mean, come on look at his eyes, aren't they seductive?

Just look... look deeper... deeper.... harder.... stronger!

K that's it I feel like eating nasi lemak.

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Okay that's enough profile bashing for now ;D

Maybe I should just get my ass over to facebook.

PS: Hope you like the salmon dance!
PSS: I'm gay I slept with Michael Jackson HOLY SHIT are you going to break my nose
PSSS: Good luck sec4s for the remaining Os!
PSSSS: HERE'S A SONG FOR YOU! (no not another salmon dance)

Loads like a motherchiot but...

HOLD ON - JONAH BROTHERS


 

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