Sunday, October 07, 2007

Today is retail therapy at its best and WHO is there to thank for?!

MY MUM OF COURSE!

Thanks mum for my new prize :)

Before I expose this holy prize let me tell you the amazing thing about pokemon (pokemon very in now ok!) . It can actually be used in studying physics, I swear! By applying the Law of Kee How (study smart not study hard) I have reduced my studying period for O levels to 2 weeks before the big Os.

Let me share this secret in learning the potential divider:

Think about voltage passing through a wire as the HP of the pokemon.

If the resistance is very huge, it is like a very painful damage dealth to that pokemon (super effective!) thus it will have very little HP left after passing through that resistance!

Vice versa, if the resistance is very low, it is like ant bite to that pokemon (not very effective!) thus it will still have hell lot of ass HP after passing through it!

Hope it helps! Happened to remember this when I taught this to Charles (my class one) about that damn confusing potential divider. Oh YES you can apply it to half life/ count rate also!

POKEMON HOW GOOD?! Okay so let's thank them by putting Ash's picture here..no wait I prefer Misty ;D



Okay are you done lusting over a cartoon character?!

I hope you have! Or else I'd be typing to nobody!

So back to the retail shit:

Bought a freaking VAIO today, converse bag, SILKPRO shampoo, hair dryer, shit I freaking love mum for that dude!

That list of goodies amounted to about $3000 and I'm typing this post with the laptop on my lap with its radiation trying to detonate my sperms (okay that'll probably help me save cost if you know what I mean :)) and toasting my balls!

New stuff to come up: Turntables with mixer with big ass booming speakers, room REVAMP (new furnitures)!

Things to do after holidays (I can't help ranting on and on about this point LOL): Tennis and Sauna (yes, AND. Gonna play with Gavin that clique) , Clubbing, Sentosa, Work at Underwater World, first 3 weeks at VJC, practice DJ-ing, Amirul's Chalet, Grad Night, hang out every single day SHIT, this is mad.

I am thinking about all these rather than my exams which is like, coming straight into my face in like 2 weeks time. Other than English, I have no other concerns on my other subjects, really.

English is the main anus hole that has drastically increased my expected L1R5 of 6 to 10.

I'll study in an Australia university.
I'll get a car by 26.
I'll start a business at 40.
I'll play stock/property at 50.
I'll be a pimp daddy O at 60 (LOL)

So right now, I have alot of social skills to work on which is so much more important than a certificate.

So what if you have a damn piece of paper that establish your FACTUAL knowledge? Yes you can know all that shit about how electricity works but if you can't work well with people and only piss people off please plug that switch up your ass and toast yourself to death.

Yah, it sounds harsh but without good social skills one can't go that far. In order to get promoted/enjoy life/get laid you need good social skills :)

And when's the exams for these skills? Everyday. Everytime.

With that I close today's sermon about "How Geeks Reduce To Shit".

GOOD LUCKS FOR EXAMS/ PREPARATION FOR EXAMS.

Kambateh! ;D

 

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