Spiderman finally got over Mary Jane and her candy cane and pwns girls with FATALITY!
Now don't try it out on Singapore girls unless they are SPGs. Only try it on dumb blondes you hear me?!
Peace out ;D
Wah kao eh.
The more I friendster hop the more weird people I meet.
First I must admit that all the profiles stated below all comes from Wan Zhuo's profile (I know what you guys are thinking! DON'T worry she is not my type)
EDIT: the open inverted and close inverted comments have links to their profiles
CASE #1
"hAvE wEaR gLaSsEs Is Me"
Wow. Really ah, I swear he looks damn hip with those specs NO HAVE WEAR GLASSES IS ME, CHEERS! HE definitely got the potential to be the next Campus Superstar. I swear, LEON NO LIE ONE.
CASE #2
"WheN LoneLy .J iN heLL n FeeL cRy CrY Sad...who can SaVe HiM...nO...No OnE...>_<"
Hi there baby. Dont feel sad and cry and wet all over your pants my dear, please, you are even in HELL. Ok la. OK LA I SAVE YOU LA. YOU NEED TO DIG YOUR NOSE THAT BAD RIGHT. EAT MY MIDDLE FINGER HARBINGER OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION IN YOUR MOIST DAMP NOSTRIL!
CASE #3
"Life Is Full Of Darkness
anyone wan chatting can add me in msn messenger...
msn = Azumi_loy@hotmail.com
"
YES. His eyes are so nice I can't help but to wan chatting with him, f*ck, someone help me please, his eyes are making my life full of darkness OHH YEAH BABY HIT IT HARD! LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE EYES OH YES THOSE BURNING DARK EYES SO GOOD, I SEE YOUR TRUE COLORS SHINING THROUGH
Case #4
I can't get enough of half naked guys adding girls ;D Hello, curry chicken house? Yes, yes.. Let me repeat your order, 1 spicy chicken, 1 what-the-hell-are-you-talking-about and 1 check-out-my-matching-pipes? Okay, your address puhlease? Pontianak (check his profile)?! IS THAT A SUBURB? NO? Yes you sure look like one!
Case #5
"i love eat....
de most i lov to eat is nasi lemak, maggie goreng, roti cania, rice chicken..... n cao guai diao"
CAO GUAI DIAO? WHAT IN THE MORE BIRD MORE LUCK IN THE FREAKING AMERICAN MATHEMATICIAN IS THAT? But nevertheless he wins the most interesting profile award. I mean, come on look at his eyes, aren't they seductive?
Just look... look deeper... deeper.... harder.... stronger!
K that's it I feel like eating nasi lemak.
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Okay that's enough profile bashing for now ;D
Maybe I should just get my ass over to facebook.
PS: Hope you like the salmon dance!
PSS: I'm gay I slept with Michael Jackson HOLY SHIT are you going to break my nose
PSSS: Good luck sec4s for the remaining Os!
PSSSS: HERE'S A SONG FOR YOU! (no not another salmon dance)
Loads like a motherchiot but...
HOLD ON - JONAH BROTHERS
OH YEAH BABY CALL ME MAD! <--- THE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES OF O LEVEL EXAMINATIONS
PS: I'M NOT GAY
PSS: NO SALMONS ARE HURT IN THE PROCESS
PSSS: I DANCE BETTER THAN THAT COME ON
HI. FOR THOSE WHO ARE TAKING THE O LEVEL SOON (well, this means I'm speaking to the other levels) HERE'S A BLOG YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN:
http://www.exampaper.com.sg/
THANKS TO YUWEN PM I happened to chance upon this website and I'm sure you'd get an A1 for maths if you read her blog SO GO READ NOW!
PS: How hard is it to find a female tuition teacher that listens to techno music in Singapore?!
BTW CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO!
The Chemical Brothers - The Salmon Dance
PLUS this song if you haven't heard it before:
Will.i.am - I got it from my Mama
ABBY WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR STRAIGHT HAIR FROM
HMM.
So far so good, 'O' Levels aren't so hard after all the tedious preparation that the school has put us through. BUT, I have come to reflect upon a major decision that will affect my life:
THAT IS, TO GO POLYTECHNIC OR JUNIOR COLLEGE? (or quit school and look after my grandmother in case she give birth)
It is a very sensitive subject but let's lay them out and analyse the pros and cons:
FIRST, let's begin with polytechnic.
Obviously, the first benefit is that of an EASIER L1R5 to hit to enter but let's skip that and let's talk about SPACE. Polytechnics tend to be big ass whopping big and that's not just the buildings itself (actually the biggest and the nicest is still ITE SIMEI *drools*) but also the population.
WITH more people you can widen your social circle until it's bigger than the milky way, plus you get to dress up the way you want to, dye your hair and play DotA/CS or okay fine, battleon if you insist, in school (laptop).
In addition, you get to taste the hands-on job for the future career you want to embark on (but of course, that is if you know what you want to do already) so you'll be filled with much more experience than JC people (in terms of real life working).
Of course, the bad side of this paradise pathway is that of the longer year courses (3 years compared to Jc's 2 years) but that can be countered by getting into the top 10% of the exams (I think) to get into the 2nd year of university which means in order to balance out the time taken to finish your education with your JC friends you have to work hard and play hard also!
It's all about balancing.
Let's move on to JC.
First off, when you tell people you're in so and so JC the employers tend to have a better perception of you compared to when you tell the employers you come from so and so poly, but that is not the case if both you and your poly friends go to university lah.
Second pros for of going to JC is of course the length, 2 years of whacking your brain with irrelevant subjects that hs nothing to do with your career (well, that is in my case. I mean, who the hell uses Chemistry for DJ-ing?).
I believe many of us here taking the big Os have this dilemma. SOME. Some already made up their mind to get married after their Os (hint hint!).
Maybe I'll consider going poly :)
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Friday was the last day of school for Secondary 1 to 3 and it is definitely significant for the Sec 2s and the Sec 4s. The former will be splitting with their class while the latter will not see the other levels in school uniform (emphasis!) until probably in February when we get our O level results.
Haha. If questioned whether I am emo over that fact and that whether I will miss my Sec 4 class the answer is no. Come on, we haven't die right? Sure, we'll be further apart compared to currently but still we have each other on MSN what!
PS: The following please add me on msn thanks!
- Serena
- Jian Yang
- Sarah
- Hizam
- Peng Jin
- Kai Liang (yah I don't have this crazy ass's email $@#$)
- Nicholas
- Tsz Pui
Okay so here's the list of people who will be missed (Sec1s to Sec3s)
- Juvena and clique (lmao, these are the only Sec1s I know)
- Joshua's (AH BENG SIOLLLLLL) soccer clique (Parvesh bro, Farhan, Nazri ETC)
- Sec2 NCC Landers (well I took you guys and grew pretty close (gosh this sounds gay) so all the best people!)
- Sec3 NCC Landers (lmao, I took you guys before too so yeah, rock on!)
- All the Justins, the Sec2 and the Sec3 (Mr Lim, you better work hard next year or else I'm going to rip off your shirt :) and Mr Khaw is it so hard just to shrink?! ;D)
- 2A (alamak, make bubble tea never blend for me @#$@#$)
- 2G (PICK ME PICK ME)
- Sec2 Netballers (remember those days we stay after school just to play? SHIT. Why the weather nowadays so COLD. SNOWING!)
- Sec3 Netballers (well, not very close but still.. GOOD LUCK FOR NEXT YEAR)
- 2E 2006 (it was nice taking you guys, dont mind me for being too harsh, just doing what I had to do ;D)
Good luck people for your future endeavours! OK GTG BB
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WHAT A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE BLOGGED.
It seems that I can't keep up with this commitment of blogging like I could a year back ago but HEY that doesn't mean I don't have commitment for girls (well, that is if they have something other than looks to attract me that is!).
I feel like a nub in Facebook. I soooooo prefer Friendster!
I have people in there trying to bite my ass and tossing hot potatos at me OMG. That is so not happening (say it like a bimbo!).
This whole week have been a totally wasted week because when I'm supposed to study for my big Os which are coming so near to get me soon I end up playing basketball and chatting with people like crazy (not to mention the occassional gaming nights).
That's it dudes, I'm going ITE! Or maybe Australia for overseas education (chicks there way fun dude).
Nostalgia. The last day of school was a blast but it didn’t give me the feel that I used to have back in primary school days.
Sure, there were tears in my class (no lah I’m not one of them ;D) and of course lots of camwhoring action going on in the corridor (along with Amirul hanging from a tree branch WTF!). Each class has their own personality, take 4A for example, we’ve got the studious powerhouse people there who is probably going to grow up and work as NASA workers or invent some kind of levitating suit, then we have 4C, the guys are probably going to grow up as NBA teammates and then 4D, the class known for playing bottle soccer during each recess (omg!).
It dawned onto me yesterday that I haven’t been spending much time bonding with my classmates these two years of my life and it was regretful but I had to move on.
Forget regrets, look forward to the future where the bright light shines (philosophy SIOL!)
Here’s the prelims results (after moderation):
English – B3
Chinese – A2
A Math – A1
Geography - A1
Chemistry - A1
Physics - A1
Combined Humanities (SS,History) - C6 (wah lao, KENA DEMODERATION, -2 grades)
Not trying to ego or anything but I'm not the type who can stand sitting (sounds like an oxymoron here) on a chair reading through tons of notes and textbooks while my buttock atoms are vibrating in a fixed position (DON'T THINK SICK LA THIS IS CHEM) and are exerting a 500N (weight = Mass * Gravitational Force) on the damn chair as it absorbs heat energy through conduction...
Ok, whatever! Anything!
Hey 4D people, I have booked the class chalet to be at Sentosa 21st. Actually there are 3 days and 2 nights but I don't think people will be in such a HIONG party mood to party for 2 nights right? If you are game for 2 nights do tell me though.
PS: Don't be disappointed, Aloha supporters! Sentosa will do fine - volleyball (plus beach chicks/babes), carting (yeah there are carting at Sentosa), mahjong, BBQ, night walk at the beach (game or not?) got time can go VIVO some more!
Why so NOT fun?!
Seems like retailers are getting more and more advanced in their "Awareness of fashion" already. You get to see nub clothes stores like Giordano and Bossini upgrading their childish looking stocks into vintage shirts nowadays!
PS: Samuel and Kelvin (I don't think they are nub though) have cleared their stocks and are now selling vintage jeans/shirt already.
Looks like vintage is IN now. So expect to see lots of 80s and 70s clothings out there on the streets! Oh yeah for the benefit of those who don't know what vintage means:
vin·tage
–noun
| 1. | the wine from a particular harvest or crop. |
| 2. | the annual produce of the grape harvest, esp. with reference to the wine obtained. |
| 3. | an exceptionally fine wine from the crop of a good year. |
| 4. | the time of gathering grapes, or of winemaking. |
| 5. | the act or process of producing wine; winemaking. |
| 6. | the class of a dated object with reference to era of production or use: a hat of last year's vintage. |
| 7. | of or pertaining to wines or winemaking. |
| 8. | being of a specified vintage: Vintage wines are usually more expensive than nonvintage wines. |
| 9. | representing the high quality of a past time: vintage cars; vintage movies. |
| 10. | old-fashioned or obsolete: vintage jokes. |
| 11. | being the best of its kind: They praised the play as vintage O'Neill. |
Obviously, the wine definitions are out - which means that vintage clothes = past/previous era clothes.
And no, I don't expect to see multiple Elvis Presleys (well actually I prefer Michael to Elvis)
Let me share some of my philosophical Zen deep emo slit wrist suicidal (okay maybe not the latter) thoughts I had over this week:
There are four groups of people in this world:
- Average Joes
These are the people whom you perceive as normal, harmless innocent people whom when you hang out with there are always moments of uncomfortable silence and when they see attractive girls they go soft and their balls turn into mango pudding. They are the people who like everyone in the male population who have a wild fantasy of banging some hot chicks but could only hear "let's remain as friends" from that holyshitomfgownageimba object of sexual interest (actually this is is a very degrading term, my apologies!).
They are the one who bore hot chicks with emo conversations and uninteresting convo topics into cold chicks, chicks that give them the cold shoulder and don't reply their sms because they just can't be bothered to. They are the ones who say "Please give me a chance to be your BF w0rhxzxz" and "Please accept my lurbx lurbx nehxzxz".
That's not good.
- Alpha Males
This is equivalent to the leaders of ancient prehistoric apes and the local school bully. They have authority, they have respect, they got backbones and people know them. They are not the needy people seeking for approval from people. They know when to be nice and when not to be OVER-nice. They know how to laugh at their mistakes confidently and move on, they are like the most complicated molecular formula ever known, made up of different type of atoms - good health, wealth, humour, knowledge etc. Sex is of secondary importance to them.
Uber.
- Average Janes
These are the not so chio ones (yah I know it's shallow to judge it this way) and are the ones who created the sentence "I wish one day I will find my Prince Charming". However do not be mistaken, they are nice people like the average Joes. They are the 6-8 out of 10 in the rating system.
They hardly know how to play.
- Players
These are the 10/10 females, the people who constantly get bombarded by conversations the freaking minute they sign into MSN, in which the "Hello" in these conversations lies an ulterior motive of trying to get her into bed. They are the ones who know how to play, these are the people who will seek out for people who will resist them, for the average Joe do not want to screw up his chances by resisting her and instead, agree with her 24/7 which is truly annoying for the players.
Hot.
Before you flame me for any logical difference of opinion that I have with you, let me share some songs:
Shayne Ward - No U Hang Up (actually right, Shayne looks a little like Justin Timberlake)
Rihanna - Shut Up And Drive (currently my favourite)
I hope you know what's the underlying meaning behind this song ;D
GOOD LUCK FOR Os!
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ENJOY. LOL.
Today is retail therapy at its best and WHO is there to thank for?!
MY MUM OF COURSE!
Thanks mum for my new prize :)
Before I expose this holy prize let me tell you the amazing thing about pokemon (pokemon very in now ok!) . It can actually be used in studying physics, I swear! By applying the Law of Kee How (study smart not study hard) I have reduced my studying period for O levels to 2 weeks before the big Os.
Let me share this secret in learning the potential divider:
Think about voltage passing through a wire as the HP of the pokemon.
If the resistance is very huge, it is like a very painful damage dealth to that pokemon (super effective!) thus it will have very little HP left after passing through that resistance!
Vice versa, if the resistance is very low, it is like ant bite to that pokemon (not very effective!) thus it will still have hell lot of ass HP after passing through it!
Hope it helps! Happened to remember this when I taught this to Charles (my class one) about that damn confusing potential divider. Oh YES you can apply it to half life/ count rate also!
POKEMON HOW GOOD?! Okay so let's thank them by putting Ash's picture here..no wait I prefer Misty ;D
Okay are you done lusting over a cartoon character?!
I hope you have! Or else I'd be typing to nobody!
So back to the retail shit:
Bought a freaking VAIO today, converse bag, SILKPRO shampoo, hair dryer, shit I freaking love mum for that dude!
That list of goodies amounted to about $3000 and I'm typing this post with the laptop on my lap with its radiation trying to detonate my sperms (okay that'll probably help me save cost if you know what I mean :)) and toasting my balls!
New stuff to come up: Turntables with mixer with big ass booming speakers, room REVAMP (new furnitures)!
Things to do after holidays (I can't help ranting on and on about this point LOL): Tennis and Sauna (yes, AND. Gonna play with Gavin that clique) , Clubbing, Sentosa, Work at Underwater World, first 3 weeks at VJC, practice DJ-ing, Amirul's Chalet, Grad Night, hang out every single day SHIT, this is mad.
I am thinking about all these rather than my exams which is like, coming straight into my face in like 2 weeks time. Other than English, I have no other concerns on my other subjects, really.
English is the main anus hole that has drastically increased my expected L1R5 of 6 to 10.
I'll study in an Australia university.
I'll get a car by 26.
I'll start a business at 40.
I'll play stock/property at 50.
I'll be a pimp daddy O at 60 (LOL)
So right now, I have alot of social skills to work on which is so much more important than a certificate.
So what if you have a damn piece of paper that establish your FACTUAL knowledge? Yes you can know all that shit about how electricity works but if you can't work well with people and only piss people off please plug that switch up your ass and toast yourself to death.
Yah, it sounds harsh but without good social skills one can't go that far. In order to get promoted/enjoy life/get laid you need good social skills :)
And when's the exams for these skills? Everyday. Everytime.
With that I close today's sermon about "How Geeks Reduce To Shit".
GOOD LUCKS FOR EXAMS/ PREPARATION FOR EXAMS.
Kambateh! ;D
MORE BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAYS! Thanks people!
- Jet (haha thanks, oh by the way, I STILL HAVE YOUR WEBCAM!)
- Boon Yee (thanks librarian!)
- Hui Jin (haha this came as a surprise as well as from the 3 people below! thanks fellow clothes hanger!)
- Jael (at first I didn't know you were the one who send me the message because I don't have your number (remember we say don't want each other number?! TSK! Secretly store my number SIOL!) but still, thanks tampines-barney's-sidekick!)
- Meryl (long time no see dude, thanks!)
- Yi Jie (come on friend, more confidence, more confidence! Don't scared don't scared!)
- Boon May (you burning pok pole dancer #$&@#$ forget my birthday still want give me bao as present?! I make you into tou sa pao ah! BTW, do you know your nose wiggles when you laugh?! HAHAHA)
- Cheryl (you horny mao mao how can you forget @#$&*@ that's it man you owe me all your horny lolipops from the candy shop SET deal or no deal only got deal! Someone stop this horny girl from studying please or else her pimples gonna pok all over the cheeks!)
- Clayton (hehe thanks ;D)
- Jian Yang (after sitting next to you for like 1 year your psychologist words have soothed my heart and I am proud to say I am turning gay so please becareful!)
- Peng Jin (ok this one is one HARDCORE GAY SEX ADDICT but still thanks ;D)
- Gavin (omg this is another horny pok once aroused considered HOLYSHITWTFBBQOWNING)
- Darren (OK that's it my class is so anti-hongkee prepare to become hong kee mee! Thanks :) )
If I forgot your name please pardon my limited memory. After all, a human uses like 10% of his brain at one time only!
Current in-thing for Leon: learning how to be ambidextrous, basketball, guitar (inspired by that emo suicidal Victoria @#$, and NO I am not writing emo songs about 'Oh I slit rugby balls Oh I slit my hand with shades Oh my hobby is to get knock down by cars :)' rest assured, I'M SOOOO CREEPY SIOL!)
Future in-thing for Leon: tennis, soccer, learning how to pick lock, learn magic (yah, future DAVID COPPERFIELD SIOL!)
Ok gtg bye!
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