RED RAIN YESTERDAY!
In case you don't know what it is, it's a Christian concert, yeah LEON is getting so holy nowadays, I also don't know why.
Went with Melson and Joshua, took hell lots of pictures of Joshua PURPOSELY because he don't like to be in the limelight, so I shall PURPOSELY post all his pictures ;D
HAHA, DAO!
UNGLAM SHOT 1
UNGLAM SHOT 2
Woah, woah, crying already, alamak!
Josh's hair in this picture look like BK's. Wait, let me show you whose BK...
I AM EVIL. I like to post people's unglam pictures (OMG!)
Met alot of people like for example Sahai (damn he didn't shrink!), Mong (as "rock-starish" as ever), Kenneth (who looks way darn cool now) etc. Saw alot of people from the usher ministry as well but oh gosh was it cold.
The concert's intro was lacking in power, truthfully but this concert was indeed the direct opposite of Planetshaker's concert - this climax is now at the end, the altar call part; it was damn powerful such that I wept silently (not cry mother cry father ah).
There was this part of the concert where they needed 4 people to go up to the stage to dance so under peer pressure (:P) I went up.
CONFESSION: My dancing isn't good ;D because I dance like a crazy monkey high on drugs.
Nevertheless I got this shirt which I shall wear it tomorrow.
Meet Justin; the big breast monster:
Picture self explanatory thanks ;) Mel and I call him China gigolo, LOL, so evil, okay Mel I guess we shouldn't disturb small kids or else later they cry :P
These 2 look like brothers man, I swear.
Went for dinner and pooled (is there such a word?!) with 5 Chinese and 1 Indian after the concert (go figure whose the Indian HEHE).
Talking about Indians, let's sidetrack a little bit:
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PS: Don't sue me for making racism post if you feel offended because I have no intention on causing a racial riot in Singapore whereby Indians kill Chinese with poisoned murtabaks and concentrated acid in disguise pork curry.
I don't know about you but nowadays I see more and more Indians (actually I cannot tell the difference between Indian and Bangalah so I just term them indians for convenience) on the MRT; especially when the train passes by Aljunied, Eunos or Tanjong Pagar.
And it isn't a bad thing (MISCONCEPTION AMONG MANY: INDIANS HAVE A STRONG "ODOR") because I personally think Indian GUYS (must caps and bold just in case someone get wrong idea) are handsome.
Most of them have
1) Sharp nose
2) Hairy moustache (very fun can stroke with it, HE HE, sounds wrong)
3) Nice eyes
But most importantly they exlude some kind of charm.
I also notice the Indian guys like to touch the other Indian guy they are talking to when they converse, that is so unlike Chinese (okay fine maybe that's just for me because I don't really like to touch touch here touch touch there like some sex fanatic like that).
PS: Oh yes there's an Indian movie coming up, and OH TALKING ABOUT INDIAN MOVIES (HEHE I'm side-side tracking) DON'T YOU NOTICE THEY ALWAYS SAVE SOME PARTS FOR SONGS AND DANCE!?
Bollywood's going to make it big man.
Come on China, Hong Kong, Tai Wan and other Chinese filled countries, we need a Chollywood (CHOI! TOUCH WOOD!).
PSS: Jack Neo's coming up with a movie called "Ah Beng Ltd" (or something like that, I forgot) that depicts the story of gang rivalry between Malaysia and Singapore. I'm a hardcore loyal supporter of director Jack Neo's movies because I think they are so damn filled with Singapore touch and humour and never fails to play with your feelings (unless your my dad of course, he stoned when he watched "Just Follow Law"
GO JACK NEO! ;D
Okay, back to the topic of our dear friends whom skin color we always like to tease (omg I feel so bastard saying that, no hard feelings).
If I was a girl (don't mistake me for one OKAY, I REPEAT DON'T MISTAKE ME FOR ONE @#$&@#) I'd go for an Indian guy.
Oh yes there was this Indian guy I saw on the MRT who stared at this girl for like 2 minutes, which I thought was damn cool because it was as if he was shooting out laser to toast the girl into murtabak.
Let me tell you what will most Chinese guys do when they see this super sizzling sambal chilli hot sex goddess coming towards them or standing near them:
They will take one quick glance at the girl, think to himself "oh my God that girl so hot I think I feel something moving between my legs" then goes into a complete pretend-the-girl-is-not-there state which is achieved by looking somewhere else and JUST NOT AT THE GIRL'S EYES.
Serious man, yah, I'm very serioussss. *says it in the damn serious deep man bass voice*
I also realised that different races have different general personalities.
Let's say you are a very horny cheekopeh guy who wear boxers and sandal but luckily God give you this very charming sexy voice and beautiful face that every girl want to lick and that you come out to Bugis MRT Station, see a hot chick and goes up to her and say:
"Heyyyyyyy..." in that teasing seductive bass voice.
And depending on which race the hot chick (lol hot chick hot chick makes the girl sound like KFC food, oops!) is there would be different responses:
Chinese - Gives you that awkward looking face and thinks to herself "siao, crazy guy" and run all the way to Boon Lay.
Muslim - Probably give you a seductive eye contact session and a warm smile.
Indian - Engages in a neckbreaking speed intellectual debate with you
Blonde - Flirts outrageously with you and goes wild, probably goes out on a date with you even!
Thus in conclusion, I love Blondes. Blondes are hot (don't start on the dumb blondes thing LOL).
For example, Jessica Alba:
HOLY SHIT OWNAGE. Her eyes are way too nice that it shocks!
Sad thing is, most blondes you come across are either fake (as in plastic surgery, breast implants, nose jobs whatever all sorts of surgical procedures) but not to say there are still a lot of beautiful "naturals".
I tend to have this mindset that superstars look like crap without make up.
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Went swimming today for the first time at Tampines Swimming Complex, haven't swam in a swimming pool for ages but it's quite sad that the complex doesn't have a sauna else it'd be perfect.
Before I forget, I'd like to mention I saw Jeremiah (event manager for TKSS's 50th Anniversary) yesterday at Tampines, he'd like to send his regards to all TKSS 50th Anniversary's performers and those who helped.
Watched Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer at late evening, this time with 3 Chinese, 1 Half Thai (YES, I did say Half Thai) and 1 bamboo/stick insect/hairy monster/chimpanzee/messyhair-siaocharbor/whatever/anything!
PS: Bad hair day today, alamak, NOT GLAM!
On a whole, F4 (sounds gay :P) is a FANTASTIC movie which I give my thumbs up. Catch it if you like action packed movies with a little touch on humour and happy endings.
MINI SPOILER: There might be a 3rd F4 movie coming up.
It's quite short too, about 1 and a half hour I should say, so that's a huge change from POTC3 which is a boringgggggggggggg 3 hour long (too draggy in my opinion).
Next time if you have nothing to do after watching a movie take this advice:
GO GIANT.
That's Boon May inside the tent, SHE'S SLEEPING THERE TONIGHT.
People taking picture of the sleeping beast like they are going to the zoo.
The sleeping beast (and farting and burping beast) can be bought for just $8.90, hell money currency thanks, no additional GST charged.
Shi Yun (the half thai) treated all of us to err.. bread (:P), that's very nice of her BUT good stuff don't last long.
*AHEM. COUGH.* Where's my cough syrup?!
Probably the bread's drugged because after eating the bread Shi Yun turn from a nice sweet girl in cuties dress and heels to a violent monster OMG.
It's okay, despite all the scratches, whack and kicks (this one most painful, sharp high heels @#$*@#) I still made it back in one piece.
PRAISE GOD.
I don't want to go out with this half-thai again (:P) in case I cannot make it back in ONE PIECE.
And speaking of half-thai, I'm going to do something phenomenal:
I'm sorry Jennifer.
Okay kay thanks bye! :D (reply tags next post, sorry ya, you can whack my lazy ass if you want ;D)
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