Picture with the courtesy of Ee Sheen , woot, FHM POSEUR~!
Anyone want to hire a model for this June holidays or a boyfriend for holidays (note, I'm not despo!), fees are charged at $20 per dollar, very cheap!
I need the cash to fuel this holiday's shopping frenzy (so weird for a guy right):
* is for optional
- Zara's purple (universal gay color, HAHA!) vertical stripe formal*
- Goth suit: Plain black top, black choker rubber without the choker itself (or perhaps with a voodoo doll hooked to it, that will be nice, perhaps a goth voodoo doll!) or a cross, black wristband with spikes, lots of black sex bands (no intention of having sex though), black glove for wrist (that means leaving the fingers open, goth belt.
- Green cargo/jeans
- Brown cargo/jeans
- Pink polo tee
- Moreeeeee accessoriesssssss
- Extreme's formal tee
Anyway, check this out:
LOL.
Drawing pentagrams can become a new hobby. Crazy ES. But don't worry people, don't be scared of ES, he's just an innocent guy who just love to listen to the percussions of heavy metal, so go on, embrace his loveeeeeeeeeee ;D
Upon packing my wardrobe which looks like a rubbish stockpile I dug up a holy shirt which I have never wore because I was too afraid to wear it:
HEHEHE. Bought that in Hong Kong and haven't wear it since God knows when, it's already collecting dust so I guess I'm going to wear it out someday and hopefully people don't think I'm some kind of child molester/grandmother rapist/psychopath. You know what it's like to be in Singapore lah, huh - some small things only, people blow the matter so big, sooooooo conservative, *SIGH*.
Talking about clothes, there was this guy who wore a shirt and it seemed like he wore it inside out because his clothes tag (you know the thing at your neck area which tells you how to wash it and it's so bloody irritatingly itchy?) was outside so I thought I could be nice and expose him of his mistake (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
BUT ALAMAK, I was the one pai seh-ing instead, he said, "You know, this shirt is supposed to be like this"
All I could do was stick out my healthy pink delicious tongue as a way of saying "Oops, my bad"
Malu, malu!
Oh yeah, check this mix out (but don't if you hate eurodance/techno):
Oh my god, he's good.
Reply to tags:
Chee Yang - Is it? No leh, I calculated, I could be a millionaire in 10 years, okay fine, that's pretty long but.. It's better than nothing :D And thanks for pointing out so many error in my summary, my bad! To the average gamer: It's gay. To the hardcore gamer (like you!): It's pwnable! Anything and whatever is a random drink of the drinks you have probably tasted before, it's an element of suprise, really.
Rina - To be blunt: Girls give in to guys when they don't have the looks. Guys give in to girls when they have the looks, but not me. Enough said. And my blog post ending is not referring to you, cause you know why? I'm so irritated by the way you converse (which includes asking me so many question) that I don't bother wasting my blog space for you. Sorry but I don't treat those people that I ignore/dao very nicely and I only ignore/dao them when they get to the point that I find them fucked up - which obviously your senior Jennifer is one of them but nevermind about that, I think what's more important is that you get this message: please stop asking me so many questions which I won't bother to reply and that I think this friendship isn't worth patching up so don't. Okay? I think I made myself very clear. Have a nice day and peace out.
Joshua - Haha, kay, cool, here's a suggestion: why don't you persuade FN to go your church?
Boon May - HEY WHAT THE MAY. I don't want to go bugis, omg, terrible cinema. I think I bathe longer than you anyway - I know why you bathe so fast, because all the water evaporate into steam the moment they touch your charcoal body so you can't bathe at all so you give up on bathing and only PRETEND TO BATH! And hey human friendster, I treat you Widenni lah want, I got plenty of it. Don't try to drown me next time ok or else I sit on your head and drown you to death!
Zhi Ping - Hey yo what's up! Thanks for pointing out the numerous my incomplete and undetailed summary of SC2 have :P. Your another hardcore gamer, maybe I should introduce you to Chee Yang!
Jael - Hey barney, I have suceeded into hypnotizing you to listen to my songs on my blog so you can stay on my blog WHOLE DAY!
Ee Sheen - Hey bro, LOL. So many people are pointing out my errors in the summary, alamak. Thanks anyway. Next time we go cycling at that path, keep your eyes open for toads, okay?! :)
Wan Fong - You are an abnormal sheep who can fly and spit the grass that you have eaten out as machine gun, therefore you are now labelled as the new next generation warfare machine! Non-battery operated but powered by a strange slowwwwwwwwww beating heart. Anyone wants Murtabak for dinner (inclusive of sheep heart filling)?
Xiao Xuan - I would gladly do so if by doing that I can escape from your evil molesting clutches! Please don't whack me because I am skin sensitive, 1Pa of pressure can trigger off a pornstar within, your kind!
Passarbye - Hieeeeexasd w0rhsxnbabv167254! ii lurbx lurbx eUuUuuUuu nEhxtzuaiashgegfjkdsgm1337~!!1111oneone
Astrid - Hey yo, your factually incorrect, I'm cooler than you because I have 1 of THEM but you have FIVE of THEM! Your multi genitalia existence has made you mentally haywired, seek psychology help, fast!
Joel - Hmm, I don't know leh, maybe you want to try it out someday?
Ariel - I swear you put eyeliner, don't deny #@*!^&!. OR unless you're a panda incarnate, which is SO unlikely, because you have a fish tail.
Ming Yew - That's when camera and phones comes in to relieve you of boredom!
Cheryl - You know that sounds damnnnnn horny?! Go away, you hairy rapist! You're so wrong Cheryl. I'm more fashionable than you that day you know why, cause I'm topless! Nothing can beat an upper torso that is hairless and shiny, which poor Cheryl dream of it every day and night! So, you still living on those curled up combs to pin your 3921383 metre chest hair? HOW SAD! I'll buy you the twelve thousand bucks comb for your bday, when?
Alson - Haha, what you want me to link you as, the blunt man meh? :P
Lemuel - O.o
Hui Jin - Oi skinny pole, want work as my cloth hanger for $2 per hour? :D :D :D I'm sure you are up for that job! Being too tall no good, because short is cool! shortiscool.blogspot.com. You are uncool :P, HAHA!
Keita - Hey, yo! You pentaliguist (yessss, I said it right!), you made me never want to Ikea anymore, for fear of bumping into you, and that would be a disaster for who knows you might have tons of lycanthrophe hiding all around me, waiting to feast on my beautiful FHM model flesh?!
Derrick - Hey hey nigga lover ;) I find your email address very amusing LOL.
Daniel - I bet the sea water make you more lively right? HAHA!
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