HELLO.
Haven't been blogging for like don't know how many thousand years because I've been out for the past few days and it's so energy sapping, time consuming, fats burning such that the bed looks more tempting than the computer, hee, you can't blame me - the computer getting's realllllly boring. I hope I will manage to persuade my mum to buy me a whole DJ setup ;D
Which is pretty costly, around 5 grands ;|
Guilty C0nfession: I have almost spend up to half a grand going out this whole damn holiday (which is just a short 2 weeks) and this short holiday is going to end soon in like, less than 35 hours, damn.
Good thing though, because when school starts I get weekly allowance (I have to ask my mum for money if I want to go out during the holidays but since she's always at work I have to result in asking my dad which is a stubborn old bull who doesn't want to give me money so I end up having to consult my savings for help, which is actually saved to buy things like, err, clothes :P)
Target to save all the way until O-levels: $500, which is quite impossible because I still have to go out during schooldays do I?! (I can't be probably mugging all the way until October all year long, ewwww)
After O-levels it should be hallehlujah pork paradise (random). And it's going to be time for going out every single goddamn day (that's when the savings start kicking in). I shall try to organize an overseas trip with friends (that is if my mum allows).
FUN. (what's living life for without fun, right?)
Random Sidenote: My right eye is weaker than my left eye and my computer resolution kills (1248*1024 on a 17" LCD monitor oh my God my poor eyes)
Talking about fun, I'd like to thank the June babies for their awesome chalet ;D namely: Zackary, Nicole, Wan Fong. (PS: Yexi's a June baby too but his name is too sexy to be included)
The chalet was at Tanah Merah's Safra Resort, thank God it wasn't located in the creepy area of Changi (actually there's a optimistic side to it; which is we can disturb bapoks in the middle of the night for some gay fun).
Sidetracking a bit, bapoks are transexuals if you don't know. I happened to see these 2 bapoks the other day at Bedok Market (was eating prata). Oh shit, they look like guys from far but look like females at close range. For your information, bapoks main stream of customers come from ang mohs (raises eyebrows).
Note: Do not mistake bapok with taupoks (or Taufiq)
THIS, is taupok.
Actually I sympathise bapoks, not that I like them lah, but you see, nothing in this world is perfect and so is some of our fellow human race friends who have abnormal chromosomes (that's the thing in our body which make up our character/gender etc) and thus have a natural obsession with the err, feminine side ;D
And how did they change sex? Through a pretty complicated process termed as "Sex reassignment surgery" (wonder where do all these doctors find the inspiration to term all these procedures ?@!#$@L#)
Here's the link if you want to read up on it: The very friendly wikepedia know-it-all link
PS: There's also a difference between transvestite and transexuals. Transvestites are those who like to dress like the opposite gender while transexuals are well, those who actually really changed their sex (or think that they are actually the other gender)
Okay back to the chalet ;D (sidetracking is harmful hahaha)
On the way here via taxi (because the damn resort is so isolated):
We saw a couple whose car broke down on their marriage day, oh my God, so suay.
Upon reaching the chalet there were plenty of activities:
Mahjong. (yes Amirul's playing too, racial harmony man!)
Poker. (shaker fries! haha inside joke sorry)
There were police and thief (eh cannot blame, sometimes really nothing to do), bowling, billiard, watching MTV movie awards (oh my God the host is damn muscular), watching Guiness 9 ball tour, finger guessing game etc etc (and don't forget barbecue as well!)
PS: No money and beer involved in the games above ^.^
PSS: Ian and WanFong can play Mahjong, WOW!
PSSS: Ian's back from China to tell you his adventures of inns and McDonald.
PSSSS: Ian's lucky charm is the "Hong Zhong" in Mahjong because it contains the first character of China in Chinese! (sorry for being a little racist here HEHE)
Talking about MTV awards, I shall present to you the song that I'm currently addicted to now (yes for those in the chalet.. you GUESSED IT!)
HAHA. I was questioned by Izhaq whether I get a hard-on by watching the video and I told him a straight no, BUT I DID PROCEED TO use the umbrella in the chalet to do a pole dance HAHA.
The lyrics is quite okay but the MTV is just plain weird, seriously. Especially the playing with the water part.
PS: The video has 12 million views! I guess people are as fascinated over the chorus as me HAHAHA. Ella, ella, ella, eh eh eh!
Wan Fong's present. Damn cute. No more walking the dog, it's time to walk the
Random shots:
AH BENG MELSON.
HORNY TERRENCE.
UNGLAM SHOT ;P I'm going to become mutton curry if the sheep sees this.
UNGLAM SHOT 2 ;D Look where the hand is!
Not to forget the "survivors" who were awake all the way until 6 am went to the nearby cycling track of East Coast, sat down like a cult and we had Kori our international ghost story teller to tell us about his family adventures in Malaysia (story about indian man, flying moth and pale green face (sure is not chlorine infested face?))
It's quite interesting to note that a big muscular sheep like Fong can actually be scared of ghost stories (oops!) but luckily no apparitions were seen beside me, probably because the bright yellow crocs that Fong was wearing acted like a Taoist talisman which reflected all the ghosts away!
Kori's damn good at telling ghost stories - there were once as he was talking, he suddenly turned around (there was nothing behind) which shook us pretty bad. Then there was once as he was telling another ghost story, there was a "vroooooooom" sound which actually sounded like chants but actually it was illegal racing.
Sidetrack: I have seen illegal racing before in the city area (they were doing lap racing) and the police had to come in and spoil the show. WAH LAO.
I think the government should allow illegal racing (that is making it legal lah haha) because they are normally held at unearthly hours of the day whereby no innocent passerby will be killed in the process so why bother wasting money deploying police to catch them?!
Besides street racing is cheaper than Formula 1 racing. Of course, the one thing bad about street racing that the gahmen consider is that it doesn't bring any revenue while F1 racing brings in good money ;D (in the long run that is).
Somemore Singapore trying to promote tourism; with illegal racing, you can attract Japan race fanatics like those in Initial D to come race in Changi (somemore got bapoks as audience, wah not bad ah), right right?!
Back to the topic ;D
After morning came and we PACK UP AND GO (inside joke), I slept for about 6 hours (yeahhhhh sleep is good!) before heading off for Zackary's steamboat at East Coast. Went to Kenneth's house after that (I'm still waiting for the group picture, Nicole!).
Okay I'm lazy to type any longer weeeeeee :D so good bye for now!
PS: School reopening in 2 days, depressing!
PSS: Monday got Chemistry test and I haven't study it (I left my book in school T.T)
PSSS:My hair's going to get it on Monday
PSSSS: I have new shirt to get through my Term 3 and 4! ;D
PSSSSS: New timetable for term 3!
Quote from Wan Fong's blog:
Cori mentioned that he once saw how fake jade was made, and he said it looks and feels the same.
Leon then said what's so bad about fake jade, since it looks the same and feels the same, so what's so bad about it, since it's cheaper anyway.
Then Melson (I think) said, "So you're saying you like fake boobs la?"
Lmfao.
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