It's been a long time *blows off dust from blog* since I've blogged, okay, not really, it's only three days but... HAHA nevertheless here's my post!
School started and it wasn't that optimistic for me but I shall be optimistic and use what I've got to the very best! And in case you are wondering what I am talking about, here's enlightenment ;D
A picture taken during the holidays, ah beng hair (actually I'm just an ah beng in disguise cause I very guai one I don't smoke and I don't drink ;D) and perfectly beautiful golden brown hair.
I got my super nice golden brown hair thanks to my mum who bought the wrong color from the cosmetic shop (she bought bleach color from Gatsby) and thus my hair turn into a horrible experiment subject without any safety precaution but as if luck had it, it turned out to become damn beautiful! (not to mention super obvious as well)
So I went to school like this, thinking that I'd probably give it a shot and see whether I get busted or not (actually the possibility of getting away with this hair color is 0.00329849023477%).
And sure enough I got busted by sooooooooo many teachers and when the discipline mistress asked me about my hair I just said "Actually, I got scolded many times about my hair already" but nevertheless that sinister woman still wanted to reprimand me, oh well (sorry but I'm very irked with the school's discipline committee)
Not to mention I got caught for my hair length as well (bloody hell I kept my fringe for like 6 months and now they went to cut it away!) so I had to visit the school's barber.
The barber's friendly but his scissors were definitely not - my back got sloped (which looks very primary school and makes my head looks like a ball from the side) and my fringe got trimmed till it looks like.. I don't know, just horrible!
Dyed my hair black and the dying process was really.. dying.
God knows where all the gloves has gone when I actually kept my latex gloves (for computer repair use) in my drawer so I just went heck, I'll use my hands to dye my hair (I tried plastic bag at first but it is realllllllllly difficult to spread the dye) and my right hand became an Indian hand.. the whole palm's black yesterday and it got much whiter today.
However my nails are still looking very emo-ish and this definitely suits Mohammed ;D
The gothic/emo right hand.
The cleaner left hand for comparison.
So when you see me in school with black nails don't be surprised and DON'T think I am EMO because I cannot stand being an emo elmo thanks!
I tried all sorts of stuff to get rid of the black dye stain on the whole palm, things like alcohol, spirit, baby oil, detergent, toothpaste, hand soap but I realised something in school worked better than all these items above (I won't say!)!
So my hair's back to black (actually it's SO black it looks unnatural and instead it looks a little blue) and I look like a freaking good boy nerd now which equates to a great loss in sex appeal SO I shall keep myself low profile now for the time being and go home early everyday until my hair grows back!
SELF IMPROVEMENT:
- Get a good tan
- Get rid of pimples
- Eat more (target weight: 60, I'm like, 45 now !@#*)
- Get into the pink of health ;D (having fluuuuuu T.T)
I think I'm the weirdest guy around. I have a cosmetic drawer OMG.
Things inside:
Cologne
Deodorant
Powder
Hair Gel (I have a spray in the toilet)
Hair Wax
Toner
Acne Treatment Creams
Accessories; wrist and neck
Sun Tan Lotion
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