HAHA.
It's been so long since I have an intellectual debate with people such that I'm getting very bored of this peace and tranquility.
Let me analyse what happened today, or should I use a better word, RECOUNT (pui pui pui, what analyse).
It all began from this tag reply:
Rina - To be blunt: Girls give in to guys when they don't have the looks. Guys give in to girls when they have the looks, but not me. Enough said. And my blog post ending is not referring to you, cause you know why? I'm so irritated by the way you converse (which includes asking me so many question) that I don't bother wasting my blog space for you. Sorry but I don't treat those people that I ignore/dao very nicely and I only ignore/dao them when they get to the point that I find them fucked up - which obviously your senior Jennifer is one of them but nevermind about that, I think what's more important is that you get this message: please stop asking me so many questions which I won't bother to reply and that I think this friendship isn't worth patching up so don't. Okay? I think I made myself very clear. Have a nice day and peace out.So this really innocent message got out as an offensive verbal sword to Rina and her friends and of course Jennifer as well.
You could say I included the bold sentence for a purpose, which obviously is to verbally assault dear Jennifer for these few reasons:
1) She's a
2) Do I still need a second point? I thought that was good enough? Okay then, she deserved it.
Yes at this point when you read this you'd probably go like, "Huh, why you so mean?" that is, if your an innocent passerby (that means not my close friend or her friends) or "OMG FUCK YOU CB KNN WHY YOU INSULT MY FRIEND".
It's perfectly understandable, like, serious because this post is meant to attack and I won't hold anything back.
Let me tell you an interesting little conversation I had this morning (which came by as a surprise, though).
Jennifer using Melson's phone: You are such an asshole la what the hell. Just screw off and leave me alone can or not. What the hell's your problem. I haven't talked to you for a whole year so just leave me alone okay?
Leon (note this reply is pretty mean so you can skip it): Angry angry lor. Like I care. Hello? I don't sympathise with thai bitches :)
Jennifer: Thai bitch? And who needs your sympathy. Fuck off
Leon: Yeah your life is that sad I hope you don't get sexually transmitted diseases from your part time job in the sex industry :)
Jennifer: Yeah. And don't get too happy having sex with underaged children. Life time imprisonment yeah
Leon: HAHA, don't worry i'm not as desperate to relieve myself from everyday's stress like you :) I have better things to do than smsing you so excuse me, bye.
Jennnifer: Bye and I hope you have a nice life asshole (I think it's something like that, I forgot, deleted that message)
Yeah. Something like that and when I got back home, I discovered...
ohmyeffinggawd.
leon oh zhong-ass-xian just called me ****ed up on his blog.
okay.. i've so freakin had enough of his shit and now im gona retaliate.
what the hell.
it's been like ONE BLOODY YEAR you know
and he's still so obsessed over the whole situation
MOVE ON FOR GOD'S SAKE
can someone please convey this message to him
if he has a problem with rina, keep it between him and her
DONT DRAG ME INTO THIS CAN.
i am extremely contented with life right now (until i read his post)
and seriously la.. GET A FREAKIN LIFE.
im not even asking him to be nice. DONT BLOODY BOTHER LA
just LEAVE ME ALONE
is that too hard to ask? STOP mentioning my name on his blog. STOP talking about the "heartache and pain" and whatever shit i apparently put him through
IT'S NONSENSICAL I'M TELLING YOU
he talks like he's the only one who has even been through a bad relationship.. and like i got off PAIN FREE?
at least i dont bitch about it to the whole world
TAHAN FOR ONE YEAR ALREADY OKAY
it's time he stopped. if i could swear i would. DAMN!
eh dont get me wrong okay
i dont hate him (for one, he's so not worth the energy)
but he think christians, being holy and all, damn easy to bully is it?
this is gona be the last nerve he's picking on
oh and if you happen to be reading this and you're pissed, this is how i've been feeling for the PAST FREAKIN YEAR.
so just take my advice and stop your shit, i'll delete this when i deem fit
HAHA. I'm going to retaliate too but I'm not going to write a structured essay just to focus on some idiot because I can't be bothered to waste so much time on it:
1) "it's been like ONE BLOODY YEAR you know and he's still so obsessed over the whole situation. MOVE ON FOR GOD'S SAKE"
Get this point: I'm not that dumb to be obsessed with you, I have more important things than you to attend to like for example mmm, sweep the floor? Yes, I think that's more important, yup. I have already moved on and it's not my bloody business if you get gang raped by St Pats guys or some other people, whatever.
I'm attacking you because I think you suck. Happy? Good. I'm telling you point blank that you suck so go on be a whiner and whine, okay? :)
2) "i dont hate him (for one, he's so not worth the energy) but he think christians, being holy and all, damn easy to bully is it? this is gona be the last nerve he's picking on"
Thanks for not hating me (although I'm sure you were being hypocritical when you said that, oh well, they say a leopard can't change its spots, quite true isn't it?) and I don't think Christians are easy to bully because I'm not a bully in the first place, I don't extort money, I don't scold vulgarities, I don't push people around and I only attack people once in a blue moon.
So get that clear in that 4A brain of yours, dunce. And wow, you still have nerves? I thought you couldn't feel, congrats, dummy.
3) "leon oh zhong-ass-xian just called me ****ed up on his blog. okay.. i've so freakin had enough of his shit and now im gona retaliate."
Wow. So you've been secretly storing my shit in your room until you had enough of it? Congratulations! It's been a long time till you realise this! Perhaps removing all this shit from your room could help clear up the air in your room and make it more fragrant, oh wait, there's still one more shit. I think she's living and walking, oh yeah, I almost forgot, its name's Jennifer.
Ewwww.
Maybe removing that from the world could help stop global warming? You never know.
And I'm done with this offensive side of this post.
WEEEEE!
Here's a sincere apology for those who feel REALLY offended, excluding Jennifer:
Sorry for making you read through this post and upset your great mood for the day but do check out ohleon.blogspot.com when you're bored because rest assured this type of posts only comes once in a while (probability 1%?) and is instead replaced with crappy humour and whatever you find down there in the archives. No hard feelings, lots of love and God bless your beautiful soul!
The Optimist says: YES. Tomorrow's the last day of school, like finally!
The Pessimist says: SHIT THERE'S 2 MORE WEEKS OF HOLIDAYS LEFT.
Whatever it is, I'm going to playyyyyy like I'm high on marijuana for these 2 weeks.
Main highlights:
- Red Rain
- MEN IN WHITE
- SHREK 3 (LOL alot of people say the movie is dumb)
- Fantastic 4: Silver Surfer
- Shopping (weird right, for a guy?!)
- More Sentosa?
- Wild Wild Wet
- Ice Skating (yessss this weekend!)
- Late nights out at the city
- East Coast Park Cycling
and of course free time MIGHT (notice I said might) be used for studying.
PS: GRACE. I am not secretly studying even though I know you are probably rushing like a mad cow through your tuition homework as I type this post HAHA. Poor rice dumpling (shakes head)!
PSS: Ee Sheen's ambition is to be a prison caner, LOL. Here's his reasoning:
Till then..(or school reopens) ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAYS! (EMBRACE THIS SWEET 2 WEEKS!)
Reply to tags:
Alson - Yo best movie partner laughing buddha crazy blunt chopper man! LOL. Ya Isaac's blog got aloooooot alot of pictures one!
Boon May - Okay lah May, you human friendster, I give you alot alot of charcoals for your birthday ok?! Or fine, I pluck one mole from Cheryl and stick it to your upper lip there! LOL. What's with your buddha dp, oh, I know, you want to be farting god when you die so now be holy first right! YOUR FHM pose not chio, copy my roadside lie down pose, COPY CAT. Go home burn your mother fats (or Cheryl's)!
Hui Min - Oh bimbo min you hinting me go shopping with you is it? DON'T WANT LEH. Ask Joseph lah ;) ;) ;) HAHA. Don't scold your brother, embrace him, he so cute what, LIKE BROTHER LIKE SISTER'S FRIEND! My song rocks right, italians sing one leh, you bom, always listen pop, time to switch genre abit lah or else your ear is going to burn (oops I forgot your ears burn liao :O) LOL.
Lemuel - Haha sorry, typo ma.
Grace - Too bad so sad, I fought for a chance to survive, so I CAN DROWN YOU before I get drowned! Faster run away to your mutton curry restaurant hide out, QUICK!
Ryan - HEY yo cool chap, I don't mean no sarcasm, gotta know when I'm using sarcasm man! Erm boyfriend charges very cheap, $5 dollar per hour (NOT DOLLAR AH) only lah, since you same sex and so chio (HAHAHA SO GAY!) ;)
Astrid - HI. YOU ARE ONE CRAZY GIRL with 5 kukunehs (combined kuku and neh) I got many kukus thank you my second name is Medusa I have kukus all over my head HELP!
Cherie - YOU. You bamboo, want smell my fart? Smells like boss perfume, REALLY! You bom head, I don't do hanky panky, NOT LIKE YOU, SO PERVERT. I tell him what you said on MSN then you know ah (blackmail, blackmail!)
Parvesh - Warvesh! Okay, sure :)
Cho Yin - OI DIM SUM. You should meet my friend, she also speak cantonese, maybe you 2 can have an interesting cantonese dialect exchange section! IT WOULD BE GREAT! YA I purposely don't wear it because Cho Yin will come running after me if I wear it, I can't afford a running rock can I?!
Someone - HAHA hey there bud! Yes my ego is going up so high it's going to hit the sky so high that I'm going to break the ozone layer and cause the downfall of Earth due to global warming, HOW?! I don't blog that much, you know ;) Just a post a day keeps the someone
Hui Jin - Hey genie the clothes hanger, open your eyes big big, I TOLD YOU YOUR EYES SMALL, DON'T BELIEVE! It's $20 per hour, not $2, and it's YOU PAY, not ME! Why would I pay to be your fhm model?!?!?!?!? @#$&@#&
XUAN - Isaac's ass too sexy, so I blog about him mah, wah lao, like that also ask me go sexual intercourse off, you want me to have gay sex with Isaac is it? No thankssss! @*!#&!&!
Gelline - HI, yah lor yah lor I very jealous leh how my heart breaking into a million pieces and they are slowly melting to form jelly
Chee Yang - Hmm, actually LAN shop business CAN survive, that is if in the next few years the country encourage hardcore gamers like you and forsake school, and hopefully ban personal computer usage (SO THEY WILL ALL GO LAN HAHAHA). Rental's damn exxxxxx.
Zhen Yuan - Hey ZY, haha okay sure, hey hey, if your neighbour got spare lovebird do remember to give me one! Thanks! ;)
Joshua - Haha cause your FN's good friend? :) LOL Don't tell me you visit my blog at 4am, alamak, if you listen gorgoroth at 4am isn't it much scarier?!?!
Isaac - Hey yooo what's up, yah I got alot alot alot of things to say omg my mouth speaking like machine gun!
Passerby - I already put a "to be blunt" in front of the tag reply if you didn't see it. And I have to right to say it because this is my blog and these are my hands that are typing it. Thanks for standing up for Rina though, I think she's fortunate to have a good friend like you to fight for her. Peace out.
Cheryl - WHAT'S UP crazy horny hairy chest girl, I swear I'm going to make you my dolphin if not I'm going to drown you in SENTOSA. Watch out! ;D
Merilyn - Hello Merilyn, I think if you put yourself in my shoes probably you'll understand why I did that but hey, nevermind, the rain's over, take care too! :) Rock on and don't be afraid to show your feelings (LOL sounds wrong but.. yeah you get what I mean ya? Thanks!)
Navin - Yessssssss that's probably the reason why you like rock music too right, cause there's the REBEL FACTOR! Haha, I'm pretty rebellious myself, gasp!
Wan Fong - Hmm, so does the taste of the lamb chop reflects upon someone's masculinity too? ;) HAHA. Crazy hexic addict, youuuuuuuu! I like your blog. Lot's of crazy stuff, JUST LIKE YOU! ;D
Josephine - YO DUDE (dude's a guy!). Did you cook any Indonesian speciality for example like Nasi Babi when you're back at your homeland? :D :D YES?!?! *GASP!* FOR ME?!?!?! *GASP!!* Thanks I'm so honoured! :P
Meryl - Yes you molester, 10 times alot ok, 10 times is like $28323 times 10 dollars, that's how much you have to pay if I sue you for molestation of my sensitive skin! But of course I won't la cause I'm so nice ;D
Joel - Haha, okayyyy!
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