And you thought the holidays wasn't interesting enough? Keep yourself satisfied with CNC3 while you anticipate Starcraft 2, probably the best game that will be when it comes out - because it is so momo cheese pie mayonaise gay.
Check out this 20 minute video and you will comprehend why I'm here whining about the gayness of this futuristic computer game.
But.. if you are lazy to spend 20 minutes of your time looking at some England or British geek explaining the imba-ness of Starcraft 2, here's a summary (as far as I can remember, lah):
SPOILER ALERT!
- Terran marines can now fly (not really fly but it's like a jump, something like CNC3's jetpack)
- Protoss has a unit that have a damage reduction shield against powerful attacks
- Zergs have this worm thing that comes out of the ground and soon later a hell loads of zergs will come out of the ground too.
- Terran has this unit called Colossal that shoots a continuous laser ray that whips a huge group of small units (infantry etc) ass so bad you go home crying to your grandmother
- Zerglings can mutate into some green looking thing that can explode and is resistant to the Colossal
- The Colossal can climb up and down cliffs, OMFG
- Protoss have a flying unit that can attack all surrounding units (like a nova attack instead of a single target attack) but has to cooldown, in which it can't move or attack
- Protoss have a flying unit called Worm Ray that has such a gay attack, it's more gay than your local gigolo. The more Worm Ray attacking you, the higher the damage (I don't really know how to explain this, watch the video).
- Protoss has a building that can allow units to teleport to the area around it
- Protoss has a unit called Stalker that can teleport (something like Warcraft's blink)
- Protoss has a DAMN RETARDEDLY OMGISH GAY unit called Mothership, the most powerful weapon in Protoss's arsenal, and I shan't reveal what it can do. Watch the video, at around 18:00 minute or something, and you'll understand ;)
Okay, enough gamer talk, I shall spare the non-gamers from reading things that they aren't interested about.
Let's talk about.. anything.
Whatever.
Yeah man, that's the drink that is so popular now amongst the teens in Singapore.
It's like, so whatever, so anything!
I think the person who conceptualize this brilliant idea of filling up cans with different type of drinks but pasting the same label all over them such that it creates a feeling of "surprise and randomness" will earn big bucks, so much
The 9 o clock show on Channel 8 has officially ended, finally, no more love dramas going on other than the one on 7 o clock I think (I don't watch TV ahahahehorhe).
That's good, because love dramas are always so untrue and out there to cheat the little innocent hearts of our young generation, evil producers. *shakes head*
Take Xiao Xuan for example, Singapore's most famous porn star, or humbly known as the best gum specialist in the world.
"Guys are evil," says XX
We, guys, are sooooooo not evil okay! We don't play hard to get, we don't take one hour long showers (other than May who bath only 5 minute, omg, don't ask.) and we definitely aren't out there to attract everyone and then pick out one to be your partner FOR THE HOLIDAYS (LOL sounds familiar! (sorry cold joke, brrrr) ).
And here's the song that's pretty hot now because of the 9 o clock show, although I don't find it hot but I don't mind listening the part "would you be there" again and again (well that's what most of the song is about).
I think the intro sucks.
There's a part where Redwan Ali can't reach the note though,
Anyway talking about songs, I'm pretty bored of my gigantic Imeem list so I'm going to pick some fine tunes and pop some into the new playlist which I'm going to replace this old one, probably as a way to wish Imee a happy belated 17th birthday (damnnnnnn, you're getting old, maggi!)
Okay, I'm done with my blogging so I'm going to psycho myself to listen to more "Hey your momma so fat" jokes.
"Hey, your momma so fat, when she walk pasts the television, I missed 3 episodes of Lord of The Rings"
LOL. Thanks Yexi. That cracked me up so hard I thought my ass had an earthquake!
You, I, the players on the field, go play, play hard!
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Shi Xiang - Hey sexy gums ;) Like my new shirt? :D Anyway I'm going to start Granado Esparda (I don't know how to spell it right) with Melon. ES also.
Astrid - OMG you siao char bor with 5 kuku who drinks milo from 4-5 straws, I'm suppose to be neh neh less you bom head! And guess what, I didn't listen to your advice HAHA (points points, the thing you wanted to tell me)
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Wan Fong - OMG you crazy piece of muscular lamb chop, tag so much, in the end I also have to reply so much @#$&#@! Ya I can read your macho brain of yours that your going to post about Maya and how it will affect the life of all innocent sheeps so I grabbed the chance to blog it before you can lay your hands on the evil keyboard and start typing away, HA! Anyway jumping from an 8 to a 3 for Chinese needs alot of listening to the teacher ._. , and yah the chair sucks, but since your leg must be so muscular too, I assume supporting yourself on that slippery chair in the mrt station shouldn't be a problem ;)
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Hui Qi - HI HI, I miss Joey too, I miss kissing him, omg I in love with bird birds. I'm not homosexual, not straight, not paedophile, but I'm a birdophile!
Cheryl - YO vulgar girl, I know why you so skinny liao, everyday scold vulgar here scold vulgar there, sure use up alot of energy one. And energy come from fats, so indirectly you are burning fats, WOW! So sly! Oi. I beat you ok. I 50kg, you 47, you can go jump down, I beat you in FATS. AND STOP MOANING MY NAME, IT DOESN'T HELP YOU GAIN FATS!@#$&
Boon May - HEY YO. I ting mama de hua until I sick of it already, although it's damn nice. Thanks man, the paper quite manageable, if not I burn the question paper on the spot already. 200 pounds beauty and and Fantastic Four, *points Cathay Cineplex or Suntect*, gasp! And what happen to your blog you bom head!
RBK - Hey, thanks ;) I still remember your lingo k!
Rina - Haha, thanks! Will do too.
DANIEL - See, I caps your name, so you better be honoured ok! Yo man, I miss you. I'm a paedophile, birdophile and I'm gay, are you afraid dan?! And I'm sticking to my entrepreneurship, I'm going to start a business that no one have ever thought of before!
Ee Sheen - HI! We should go night cycling some time, again ;)
Jael the demonic bunny, barney and Hui Jin the skinny pole - HI SCORPIO AND HI BIMBO, looks like you 2 fell for my hypnotize prowess, *shakes head*, sigh!
Rachel - Rachew, rufffffff. You emo kid, you in need of some lasagne baddddddd, man!
Ariel - HAHAHA. DON'T YOU LOVE MY NEW SHIRT. Anyway the size is 40, but it's okay, you don't have to buy for me, so tell you what: why don't you buy Justin Lim new shirts for next year? :D And your eyeliner's an obscenity (oops, cannot help it)
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