Looks like people are saying that I have lost the way I used to blog - well probably that's because I'm pretty tired and bored of blogging and what's more there's this really frustrating brown patch problem which does not go away despite many refreshes (stubborn!).
Was really exhausted and burn out mentally last few days but I found out the perfect solution to this sticky problem - sleep.
Sleep is good.
Sleep makes you have lesser eyebags, make you grow taller, make your pimple vanish, let you forget your troubles (which is better than drowning your body with a swmming pool of beer), get rid of illness and best of all, make you uber energetic the next day.
That is, if you sleep through a damn long period like about 12-15 hours, which I did yesterday, after dinner. One bad thing about that is you'll probably grow fat (so Cheryl, I bet your Fats for Dummies book didn't tell you that!) but since I'm like a crazy banana when it comes to sports I guess these fats are easy to burn off (jealous? :D :D :D) anyway.
Got back results and some were pretty unexpected - for example, Geography and Chemistry, which don't look positive at all, while other comes as a shocking news, great improvement for Chinese, YES!
I think under the influence of Boon May I have become more and more Cheenafied now but I guess I influence Boon May into speaking English more than she influence me (can't help it, haha!).
I used Josephine's sister phone to send me Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne on Sunday and damn, I got hooked up on it like smoking marijuana and just for today I've heard it over 10 times.
Due to the god damn brown diarrhoea watery shit problem I can't post the Imeem tag here, sorry about that!
This song, is, damn, good.
Although the lyric makes the girl pretty desperate but hey it's desperate in an aggressive way - pretty challenging (which is a turn on for me, not sexually) but of course if it's some old grandmother singing that song to me then probably I pack my bag and zhao first!
"You're so fine I want you [to be] mine (it sounds like "I want you mine") You're so delicious I think about you all the time You're so addictive"
And I guess for any girl it'd really help in boosting her self esteem (or ego), man.
"Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah I'm the mother fucking princess I can tell you like me too And you know I'm right"
"She's like so whatever You can do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about"
"In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger 'Cause I can, cause I can do it better There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?"
That's what I call a girl in control, fierce! (but of course la, Leon not intimidated ;))
On the other hand, I'm starting to think that "If You're Not The One" is a pretty desperate song - sure, the melody is nice but the lyrics is irking me.
" If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all?"
" Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?"
" If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed? If I don't need you then why does your name resound in my head? If you're not for me then why does this distance maim my life? If you're not for me then why do I dream of you as my wife?"
Ayeee.. I think the guy's a pussy - no offence.
Oh well, I guess you've had enough of reading about songs just as I had enough of talking about songs so let's talk about something very interesting.
It's called politics - something we experience it everyday.
Going into Secondary School from Primary School is like a transgress into a kiddy world where Spongebob smacks Patrick's ass to a world of hidden warfare where bullets are made of words and sarcasm.
Damn shiok, I tell you.
One important strategy about this warfare which is so popular as it takes little effort is called backstabbing. Very essential and vital.
It's like a foundation for politics.
All you have to do is go to someone, talk negatively about someone who is not present there and then there, you have it. Better still, if that someone believes in it (whether it's real or fake), then you'll experience a transformation called falling relationship.
And why do we do it? Simple:
(1) To carry on a conversation, and engaging everyone who dislike the same person (2) You dislike that certain person but you do not want to hurt that person or you do not want to make any enemies.
I admire people like Chang Sheng, seriously. He have balls, big one too (not that I peek at his balls when he pee, lah! @#$*@#I admire people like Chang Sheng, seriously. He have balls, big one too (not that I peek at his balls when he pee, lah! @#$*@#$&)
amp;)
And I'm taking this chance to advertise this here: If you want to backstab me, please do it the opposite way - say it in my face. Not that I'm challenging you, but I guess misunderstandings can be cleared or I can improve this way, thanks :D
Other than that, here's something: I don't trust anyone anymore, no one but myself. I think ignorance is bliss, and to care is to put unnecessary burden upon myself.
Last point: I think self-inviting sucks (although I admit I do it sometimes @#*$@#).
It's irritating.
It's like, you don't like that person and that damn person keep on hanging around and you don't want to make enemies with that person by telling that person to scoot off and probably go find a hobby of his or her own like drinking toilet bowl water or something.
But of course la, that results in backstabbing.
Okay, that's the end of my serious part of this post - pretty fiery isn't it?
But of course if you feel really pissed or disagree with my opinions feel free to tag man, I won't get pissed and slit your wrist or kill you with chlorine gas but really I'd rather engage in an intellectual discussion (HEHE, a bit the chimology huh) for the better sake of mankind :D
On the sidenote, Cheryl and Boon May are trustworthy people (in the sense of money), rock on man!
O-level Chinese in 2 weeks time and I'm realllllly going to mug for it (time to reveal my nerd side, HEH!), serious. I want my A2 so I can skip Mother Tongue lessons forever and ever and ever and ever... (echoes on and on)!
And Miss Nah is a much much much better English teacher than Miss Lian definitely (can I transfer to AG3 PLEASEEEEEEEE?).
Aiya why am I even talking about academic subjects which are so damn boring so I'm off playing IQ puzzles while wearing really high ah pek baggy pants with loose singlet and blue slippers after flicking my mucus around my house.
I am soooo civilised, HAHAHA!
Si Tu Me Amas
Reply to tags:
Alson - YO AH PEK. Don't be so blunt ah, remember what the cards tell you!
Christine Lee - HEY! Yes your brother is a bad-ass beat boxer oh my God I think you can dispose of your old trusty boom box and replace it with an alive one (: And no I AM not in his class but ex-class, yeah!
Cheryl - HI mao mao cong! You can have fun marrying Alson lah, grandmother, and then you all can have a laughing relationship all the way until your hair all turn white (which takes a millenium cause you got like 2826342365423412384km long hair on your body) and OMG you should come to the FHM studio and see what I wear when I model!
Boon May - HEY farter (not bad word!). I swear ZY's maid is crazy man, but not as crazy as you when you laugh your high pitch laugh OMG you remind me of the witch in Snow White. Okay maybe you can act in Charcoal Black! And I sort of get the picture but I can't be bothered about it anymore!
Keita - NO! In the future I'm going to rear a lovebird (that on the picture is one) which will love my clothes as much as it loves me. Ah Keita aren't you a bad girl, you don't have to HINT! You can ask nicely you intellectual conversationalist!
Fang Ning - YO OH! How can you just be impressed by Jamie's post and not by my post? Her post is a follow up of my post leh! And I guess I ain't going back there (to visit) anymore, you can go back there with Astrid!
Joshua - Me on the other hand, is in the compose mode and NOT in the HTML mode. Pretty stupid problem, giving me lots of problems!
Chee Yang - Aiyah, sorry lah :) I'm not as hardcore as you can remember the name of ALL the 21938072347846238327543286 games you play daily! HEHE.
Parvesh - Haha, logical post you mean? Aiya don't know him and what's his problem lah, don't care also.
Ee Sheen - Oh well bloggers problem comes by day and night and afternoon and morning so can't help it too. Got night cycling sometime jio me along kay ;)
Rina - Updates subjectable to mood lah, haha.
Josephine - Heeeeeeey, MAN of talent! I think I'm going to train myself playing that puzzle until I can beat you, you tyco! (PS: I don't care about that anymore, can't be bothered)
Someone - Thanks dear, but I don't think it works leh @#$&@#$ I refresh don't know how many peanuts thousand times also don't work for me.
Hui Min - This is call cunning mah, it's an exam technique okay! Essay if you don't know what to write and don't feel confident about your answer just ANYHOW WHACK, copy from whatever text is given! (although not advisable lah, do it only when your desperate!) Yeah, I think, when you try too hard to impress a girl, it REALLY turns her off. You feel me? (not asking you to molest me)
Ariel - Hi ArIiEuUlxZ!~
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