Just... take a look, ughhhhh!
Jasmine's words still resound as clear as Tioman's crystal clear waters in my head, "Leon, your arms so skinny, it's not normal for a guy!"
SHIT.
Those words do magic. It brought me to a tragic conclusion (and rather unfortunate), which is Leon = Cheryl!
HOW COULD THIS BE! NO WAY!
Realisation of my lack of horizontal growth brings trauma and shivers down my spine - it's such an evil comparison that it can be regarded as a taboo!
So in order to get rid of my bamboo pole look I have allied with Cheryl, striving for the goal of putting on fat and lard and margarine and vegetable oil so that I'll look like a teddy bear.
"Press me! I look like an emo elmo!"
I think you've seen this before but ahhhh whatever, DIE EMO ELMO!
Holidays are here, temporary yayism :D
Why? Because I have 2 weeks of truncated lessons, SO fun, it's the most exciting thing ever to happen in my 4 years in TK life.
Talking about TK life, it's really flying by so fast like a grandmother crossing the road. Four years of stagnant daily routines and dreaded lessons seem to go soon, 5 more months and wham, no more TK.
Of course, it's not doomsday, but it's a sad thing to THINK about.
Okay, let's not look far, let's look near. Perhaps it'll be something more happy and satisfying - yeah sure, GCE O Level coming in few days time, that's a great news for me (sarcasm in case Josephine reads this and doesn't understand)
Anyway, here's something interesting:
HAHA. Boon May's mum is crazy, I swear.
Okay I don't have much to say today (no blogging inspiration) so here's an early goodbye and for once in a lifetime I'm going to reply tag so CHEERS TO SINGAPORE!
Reply to tags:
Meryl - You one crazy meh-meh yo! I like being untouchable so please stop hatching evil plans with Cheryl to touch me in one way or another please please please or else I'm going to fly to Mongolia and then to Tibet and let vultures molest me to death :D :D :D Ya and I PURPOSELY DIVERT CALLS TO YOU TO IRRITATE YOU BM AND CHERYL HAHA (it's called killing 3 bird bird with 1 handphone okay)
Joel - YO dude! Honest truth: I haven't visit your blog for a very very very long time (I don't visit blogs alot #@*$@#&$)
Cheryl - Go away miss hairy! Don't touch me before I pop all your pimples and mix them with your hair to make a hairy pimple ball and throw at you! Come come race me again and don't jealous that you don't get to seat at the love seat ok!
Passerby - Hello mini (; Next time I invent handphone with the buttons as small as a fullstop okay? :D
Keita - Hey yo vamp (oops, I forgot the ire!) 1) You hate me, but you love my blood 2) You are one ass crazy polylingual mega translating machine 3) No I do not want to switch my big bulging pulsating purple brain with you 4) You can eat my brain but it doesn't guarantee the effects you are looking for :D 5) Bleaching your shirts with chlorine might help 6) HAHA parental control! ***********************#$&@#&!
Jasmine - Haha, don't want leh!
Wan Fong - I beat up sheeps too, want to try? :P Eh, need to advertise your forum lah, way too little people, like not happening like that
Ee Sheen - Your probably at Cameron Highlands now but nevermind I shall reply you (yeahhhhhh baby), we are the ultimate cheapskate man, OMG. HAHAHA.
Josephine - Oh well, let's see how it goes.
Another Passerby - No problem bud, you can do it! (for your results) ;D God bless you too.
Boon May - HELLO CHARCOAL. If I manage to clinch a loveseat (not easy ok) anytime, you better not squeeze in I tell you, I can't afford getting raped, I want my enjoy my movie one OK! You want rape, go rape Widenni ;) Ya man, I NEED TO WATCH POC3. NEED. BEST SHOW. And no I don't care about popularity man, I very sian of blogging :/
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