Let's talk about something that everyone dread - Physics!
In secondary one physics, you learn about molecules in solid, liquid and gas which you thought was pretty dumb because this new found knowledge doesn't help you in real life.
In secondary two physics, you learn about gear ratios and you go hey! I could apply that knowledge on bicycles, and you thought it was pretty good.
In secondary three physics, you learn about moments, heat transfer and lots of crap about force and electricity, fair enough, they apply when you want to invent something in the future.
And here comes the most exciting part, in secondary four physics, you learn about radioactivity, gamma rays, beta rays, alpha rays and inside this nuclear chapter lies..
HALF LIFE.
And I've been playing the game half life in the past without even knowing what it means, oh my holy moly.
Finally a break during the truncated lessons which I think was pretty a waste of time other than the time spent irritating the girl in front of me with a new found technique; language violence.
SO EFFECTIVE!
I love buddhists cause they gave us this Vesak Day which we can go out and have some fun... (sounds wrong) so indirectly I love Lemuel which means I love eyebags which mean I love the water inside the eyebags which means I love the molecules that make up the water which means I love the atoms that make up the molecules which means that I love the nucleus in the atom which means I love the electrons whizzing around the atom which means I love... nvm.
I found a perfect song that reflects my feelings now:
Come with me, stay the night
You say the words but boy it don't feel right
What do you expect me to say (You know it's just too little too late)
You take my hand, and you say you've changed
But boy you know your beggin don't fool me
Because to you it's just a game
Im lettin you go, I'm lovin myself
You gotta problem
But don't come askin me for help
Cause ya know
Nice song. In fact, I've been into classical a big time since like a few days ago, listening to Il Divo (romance classical, italian) which I think is a very fantastic boy band instead, 4 finely shaven gentlemen singing love songs in a manly voice (ok actually I sound gay) and on top of that, I've got introduced to Gregorian by Ee Sheen too.
Gregorian's nice although it's album front cover looks like the hooded character in Diablo.
Their music give you that sort of soothing feeling - I don't know how to describe it but..here's something you can listen to:
Enjoy!
Gotta go Sentosa now, ehehehehe ;)
Oh, my, God.
And you thought the holidays wasn't interesting enough? Keep yourself satisfied with CNC3 while you anticipate Starcraft 2, probably the best game that will be when it comes out - because it is so momo cheese pie mayonaise gay.
Check out this 20 minute video and you will comprehend why I'm here whining about the gayness of this futuristic computer game.
But.. if you are lazy to spend 20 minutes of your time looking at some England or British geek explaining the imba-ness of Starcraft 2, here's a summary (as far as I can remember, lah):
SPOILER ALERT!
- Terran marines can now fly (not really fly but it's like a jump, something like CNC3's jetpack)
- Protoss has a unit that have a damage reduction shield against powerful attacks
- Zergs have this worm thing that comes out of the ground and soon later a hell loads of zergs will come out of the ground too.
- Terran has this unit called Colossal that shoots a continuous laser ray that whips a huge group of small units (infantry etc) ass so bad you go home crying to your grandmother
- Zerglings can mutate into some green looking thing that can explode and is resistant to the Colossal
- The Colossal can climb up and down cliffs, OMFG
- Protoss have a flying unit that can attack all surrounding units (like a nova attack instead of a single target attack) but has to cooldown, in which it can't move or attack
- Protoss have a flying unit called Worm Ray that has such a gay attack, it's more gay than your local gigolo. The more Worm Ray attacking you, the higher the damage (I don't really know how to explain this, watch the video).
- Protoss has a building that can allow units to teleport to the area around it
- Protoss has a unit called Stalker that can teleport (something like Warcraft's blink)
- Protoss has a DAMN RETARDEDLY OMGISH GAY unit called Mothership, the most powerful weapon in Protoss's arsenal, and I shan't reveal what it can do. Watch the video, at around 18:00 minute or something, and you'll understand ;)
Okay, enough gamer talk, I shall spare the non-gamers from reading things that they aren't interested about.
Let's talk about.. anything.
Whatever.
Yeah man, that's the drink that is so popular now amongst the teens in Singapore.
It's like, so whatever, so anything!
I think the person who conceptualize this brilliant idea of filling up cans with different type of drinks but pasting the same label all over them such that it creates a feeling of "surprise and randomness" will earn big bucks, so much
The 9 o clock show on Channel 8 has officially ended, finally, no more love dramas going on other than the one on 7 o clock I think (I don't watch TV ahahahehorhe).
That's good, because love dramas are always so untrue and out there to cheat the little innocent hearts of our young generation, evil producers. *shakes head*
Take Xiao Xuan for example, Singapore's most famous porn star, or humbly known as the best gum specialist in the world.
"Guys are evil," says XX
We, guys, are sooooooo not evil okay! We don't play hard to get, we don't take one hour long showers (other than May who bath only 5 minute, omg, don't ask.) and we definitely aren't out there to attract everyone and then pick out one to be your partner FOR THE HOLIDAYS (LOL sounds familiar! (sorry cold joke, brrrr) ).
And here's the song that's pretty hot now because of the 9 o clock show, although I don't find it hot but I don't mind listening the part "would you be there" again and again (well that's what most of the song is about).
I think the intro sucks.
There's a part where Redwan Ali can't reach the note though,
Anyway talking about songs, I'm pretty bored of my gigantic Imeem list so I'm going to pick some fine tunes and pop some into the new playlist which I'm going to replace this old one, probably as a way to wish Imee a happy belated 17th birthday (damnnnnnn, you're getting old, maggi!)
Okay, I'm done with my blogging so I'm going to psycho myself to listen to more "Hey your momma so fat" jokes.
"Hey, your momma so fat, when she walk pasts the television, I missed 3 episodes of Lord of The Rings"
LOL. Thanks Yexi. That cracked me up so hard I thought my ass had an earthquake!
You, I, the players on the field, go play, play hard!
Reply to tags:
Shi Xiang - Hey sexy gums ;) Like my new shirt? :D Anyway I'm going to start Granado Esparda (I don't know how to spell it right) with Melon. ES also.
Astrid - OMG you siao char bor with 5 kuku who drinks milo from 4-5 straws, I'm suppose to be neh neh less you bom head! And guess what, I didn't listen to your advice HAHA (points points, the thing you wanted to tell me)
Joel - Whew. Need me revive it? Is it missing my tag too much such that it died? :O
Wan Fong - OMG you crazy piece of muscular lamb chop, tag so much, in the end I also have to reply so much @#$&#@! Ya I can read your macho brain of yours that your going to post about Maya and how it will affect the life of all innocent sheeps so I grabbed the chance to blog it before you can lay your hands on the evil keyboard and start typing away, HA! Anyway jumping from an 8 to a 3 for Chinese needs alot of listening to the teacher ._. , and yah the chair sucks, but since your leg must be so muscular too, I assume supporting yourself on that slippery chair in the mrt station shouldn't be a problem ;)
Meryl - Hey, you, big bad molester! I'm going to sue you for touching me ok, people will get mentally harassed and physically assaulted one you know! How are you going to compensate for my sleepless nights?!
Alson - HELLO LAUGHING BUDDHA. Okay I shall be very blunt, Alson, so blunt that I'm more blunt than.. blunt! Alson, *shakes head*, YOU GOOD! "Tank, tank, tank!" Level up!
Wan Swen - Hi swensen, don't jealous, just sit behind Grace, sniff all the chlorine gas that she emits, and I bet you that you'll top the level, whoopeedoo!
Hui Qi - HI HI, I miss Joey too, I miss kissing him, omg I in love with bird birds. I'm not homosexual, not straight, not paedophile, but I'm a birdophile!
Cheryl - YO vulgar girl, I know why you so skinny liao, everyday scold vulgar here scold vulgar there, sure use up alot of energy one. And energy come from fats, so indirectly you are burning fats, WOW! So sly! Oi. I beat you ok. I 50kg, you 47, you can go jump down, I beat you in FATS. AND STOP MOANING MY NAME, IT DOESN'T HELP YOU GAIN FATS!@#$&
Boon May - HEY YO. I ting mama de hua until I sick of it already, although it's damn nice. Thanks man, the paper quite manageable, if not I burn the question paper on the spot already. 200 pounds beauty and and Fantastic Four, *points Cathay Cineplex or Suntect*, gasp! And what happen to your blog you bom head!
RBK - Hey, thanks ;) I still remember your lingo k!
Rina - Haha, thanks! Will do too.
DANIEL - See, I caps your name, so you better be honoured ok! Yo man, I miss you. I'm a paedophile, birdophile and I'm gay, are you afraid dan?! And I'm sticking to my entrepreneurship, I'm going to start a business that no one have ever thought of before!
Ee Sheen - HI! We should go night cycling some time, again ;)
Jael the demonic bunny, barney and Hui Jin the skinny pole - HI SCORPIO AND HI BIMBO, looks like you 2 fell for my hypnotize prowess, *shakes head*, sigh!
Rachel - Rachew, rufffffff. You emo kid, you in need of some lasagne baddddddd, man!
Ariel - HAHAHA. DON'T YOU LOVE MY NEW SHIRT. Anyway the size is 40, but it's okay, you don't have to buy for me, so tell you what: why don't you buy Justin Lim new shirts for next year? :D And your eyeliner's an obscenity (oops, cannot help it)
Self reminders for the greater self:
1) Don't be a wuss.
Don't be a pussy, don't be desperate, have self confidence, don't let anyone deter you, learn to let go, don't give in all the time (not saying that I have to be a meanie, la), do not over impress
2) Be in control
Live life well, love yourself, do not let the things happening around you weigh your heart, be the boss, do not let people get over you.
3) Be interesting
Be intellectually active, be the one who make things happen, be mysterious, be sophisticated, be unpredictable.
4) Spark the emotion.
Emotion overrides logic, overrides weaknesses, overrides shortcomings. Laughter is the shortest distance between people. Sexual tension. Tease. Applying the right pressure.
Astrid is a mad woman, enough said.
Omg, her insane laughter along side with Boon May's high pitch demonic laughter is enough to send an innocent guy like me to the mental pits of torment where I get tortured every night by imagining the sinister sound.
Ouch.
Hello, it's been a while since I blogged - really bored of this stuff actually but it's really great where you use it as an excuse to escape from the mundane task of revising Chinese (which is a torture because I suck at Chinese @#$*&$@)
Tip: One way to revise Chinese is to listen to Chinese songs, you might wanna try rapping Jay's raps, if you think that helps :S
Been going out these few days and you can be sure that there's a gigantic hole in my pocket, ughhh.
Good news, I bought new uniform, FINALLY!
Meeting the Parents session was quite well, just that I received one single comment from the teachers: Complacency.
Yah, I think I'm getting pretty arrogant (omg please poke my ass). This is due to the cultivation of egoism, a very chimology process. BUT hey, my ego isn't harmful okayyyy! It's as harmless as a dove!
After the recent turbulent period, I have concluded that complacency kills a man.
Sometimes we just need to get our feets down on Earth and be humble so as to not act like a snob.
It has been brought to my attention that the gahmen has just wasted money building this type of chair in underground MRT stations.
The material that is used to make these stupid chairs are so damn slippery that my chio bu butt will slip off these shiny chairs. Also, it's inclined at such an angle that you can't sit properly so what's the use of building these chairs when you can't even sit on it?!
Don't ask me why, I think the gahmen has too much money to spend, that's why.
Sian.
The Maya people (that's the ancient people who would dig your hearts out and eat it, yum yum, anyone fancy heart ice blended with pearl?) predicted that the end of the world will come in 2012, how delightful.
Then something struck my mind - they say that the second coming of Christ (sorry if I'm being a little religionist here) is near and that everyone will be judged, those judged worthy enough to go to heaven will, well, go to heaven (duh!) while the unlucky others will go to hell.
See a link?
2012, second coming?
I don't know, but I would want to live my life as happy as ever just in case I die 5 years later, so that I can die without any regrets :D
I already have my future planned (cool right!), I'm going to set up a LAN shop in the future with the support of my mum and then work part time as a DJ.
I thought of a cool new LAN shop concept yesterday and shared it with Melson, my future business partner ;)
We are going to strike rich, yeahhhhhhhhh!
Enjoy this video while I gotta go back and face that demonic chinese file, thanks :D (and yeah the song is in chinese)
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute. Okay fine, a little retarded but the melody rocks to the core - never fail to soothe my chaotic thoughts. Yum.
I don't know why I'm doing this, but IT MUST be Cheryl's influence.
Just... take a look, ughhhhh!
Jasmine's words still resound as clear as Tioman's crystal clear waters in my head, "Leon, your arms so skinny, it's not normal for a guy!"
SHIT.
Those words do magic. It brought me to a tragic conclusion (and rather unfortunate), which is Leon = Cheryl!
HOW COULD THIS BE! NO WAY!
Realisation of my lack of horizontal growth brings trauma and shivers down my spine - it's such an evil comparison that it can be regarded as a taboo!
So in order to get rid of my bamboo pole look I have allied with Cheryl, striving for the goal of putting on fat and lard and margarine and vegetable oil so that I'll look like a teddy bear.
"Press me! I look like an emo elmo!"
I think you've seen this before but ahhhh whatever, DIE EMO ELMO!
Holidays are here, temporary yayism :D
Why? Because I have 2 weeks of truncated lessons, SO fun, it's the most exciting thing ever to happen in my 4 years in TK life.
Talking about TK life, it's really flying by so fast like a grandmother crossing the road. Four years of stagnant daily routines and dreaded lessons seem to go soon, 5 more months and wham, no more TK.
Of course, it's not doomsday, but it's a sad thing to THINK about.
Okay, let's not look far, let's look near. Perhaps it'll be something more happy and satisfying - yeah sure, GCE O Level coming in few days time, that's a great news for me (sarcasm in case Josephine reads this and doesn't understand)
Anyway, here's something interesting:
HAHA. Boon May's mum is crazy, I swear.
Okay I don't have much to say today (no blogging inspiration) so here's an early goodbye and for once in a lifetime I'm going to reply tag so CHEERS TO SINGAPORE!
Reply to tags:
Meryl - You one crazy meh-meh yo! I like being untouchable so please stop hatching evil plans with Cheryl to touch me in one way or another please please please or else I'm going to fly to Mongolia and then to Tibet and let vultures molest me to death :D :D :D Ya and I PURPOSELY DIVERT CALLS TO YOU TO IRRITATE YOU BM AND CHERYL HAHA (it's called killing 3 bird bird with 1 handphone okay)
Joel - YO dude! Honest truth: I haven't visit your blog for a very very very long time (I don't visit blogs alot #@*$@#&$)
Cheryl - Go away miss hairy! Don't touch me before I pop all your pimples and mix them with your hair to make a hairy pimple ball and throw at you! Come come race me again and don't jealous that you don't get to seat at the love seat ok!
Passerby - Hello mini (; Next time I invent handphone with the buttons as small as a fullstop okay? :D
Keita - Hey yo vamp (oops, I forgot the ire!) 1) You hate me, but you love my blood 2) You are one ass crazy polylingual mega translating machine 3) No I do not want to switch my big bulging pulsating purple brain with you 4) You can eat my brain but it doesn't guarantee the effects you are looking for :D 5) Bleaching your shirts with chlorine might help 6) HAHA parental control! ***********************#$&@#&!
Jasmine - Haha, don't want leh!
Wan Fong - I beat up sheeps too, want to try? :P Eh, need to advertise your forum lah, way too little people, like not happening like that
Ee Sheen - Your probably at Cameron Highlands now but nevermind I shall reply you (yeahhhhhh baby), we are the ultimate cheapskate man, OMG. HAHAHA.
Josephine - Oh well, let's see how it goes.
Another Passerby - No problem bud, you can do it! (for your results) ;D God bless you too.
Boon May - HELLO CHARCOAL. If I manage to clinch a loveseat (not easy ok) anytime, you better not squeeze in I tell you, I can't afford getting raped, I want my enjoy my movie one OK! You want rape, go rape Widenni ;) Ya man, I NEED TO WATCH POC3. NEED. BEST SHOW. And no I don't care about popularity man, I very sian of blogging :/
A war between two people brought about a war between two sides of a world - catastrophe, pandemonium.
Antipathy. Politics. Betrayal. Confusion. Negativity.
Only time will bring peace and resolve, I hope.
Till then, Majesty, Here I am.
Forgive and forget? Perhaps, perhaps not. Either way there'll be justice done to some and injustice done to another.
Sticky.
What a dark post.. CANNOT STAND IT!
PS: Suntect's cinema loveseat very shiok!
COOKING competition yesterday, and my group came in unprepared - it was so last minute, we didn't have any rehearsal at all but managed to clinch 3rd with our Apple Crumble!
Kai Liang's apron so pretty, flowery flowery, not like mine, bluish because I had to borrow from Sharmane in the last minute (see how last minute?!).
So thanks to Astrid & Sharmane and of course Ariel.
It's good to have friends from different level sometimes HAHA.
Mosaic's dish - very good looking, restaurant standard but God knows why they clinched 2nd instead of 1st which I thought they would. Perhaps that's because their fish have no sauce on it @#$&$#@
Wasted but good effort.
Yeah. That's all the dishes that each group prepared. My group prepared the heart shaped apple crumble with all the M&Ms. I think you'd get diabetes the next day after eating that dish because it consists of hell lots of sugar, chocolate, ice cream and M&Ms.
If you didn't then God blessed you, because you'd end up with a sore throat instead (so heaty!)
There was a mini dispute on Friday but ack, it doesn't matter anyway.
I think I've gotten over the stage of being boiling hot tempered to someone with incredibly good tolerance, pretty phlegmatic to be exact (that means emotionless) so if I were to blow then probably you did something so grave I ought to dig a grave 6 feet under for you to jump in but of course I won't be so EVIL lah (;
Been playing hell lots of volleyball nowadays because the assembly plaza is always taken over by UGs or other stuff but even if the assembly plaza was empty, we can't play netball with a netball ball thanks to Mrs Audrey Chen.
Piang.
Hair check on Monday and I don't wish to see myself cutting bald so I'm going to bribe my form teacher with lots of Maple EXP cards (DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HER, SHE HAS A LEVEL 120 MAPLE CHARACTER).
I think hair checks are unnecessary, stupid and annoying in fact, because what has long fringe or back got to do with your academic performance?
If you find your long fringe poking into your eye during class, then PLEASE borrow a hair clip from your your fellow female classmates, no need result in hiring a barber to cut away all your hair as if you were in NS.
Some more it costs money, not free one okay, if I want to cut, I might as well go SAF (Singapore Armed Forces) cut!
Oh well.
I guess life is chaotic and depressing for most of us nowadays - for me it's because of friends (surprise, surprise!).
I think I've sort out who are good friends and who are not - you treat me like dirt, I treat you like spiderweb (WTF?!).
Haha, depressing topic, skipped.
Going Bugis later in the afternoon, ciao!
PS: I love the new blogger draft auto save function!
YES.
YES.
YES.
Blogger is back to normal again, HALLEHLUJAH!
I guess my woes are heard my prayers answered (okay fine I'm not that desperate) and blogger finally did something about it.
English: 65%
Chinese: 68%
Math: 82%
A Math: 80%
Physics: 86% (round up)
Chemistry: 70%
Geography: 64%
Combined Humanities: 65%
The B3 for my Combined Humanities was a pretty big shock and of course I felt pretty disappointed for my Chemistry result as well because I thought I did quite badly and not to mention I disappoint Mr Tan too.
And he blames it on my palms @#$&$#@!
Current focus: GCE O-Level Chinese which is in approximately 10 days time.
MUST CHIONG. MUST GET A2.
So I can don't take Mother Tongue after getting back the results :D
Other than that, sports and games after school.
Since this is a short post so I guess replying tag isn't that necessary, ciao! (;
PS: I'm not trying to show off my results, reallyyyyyyy (no sarcasm intended)
Looks like people are saying that I have lost the way I used to blog - well probably that's because I'm pretty tired and bored of blogging and what's more there's this really frustrating brown patch problem which does not go away despite many refreshes (stubborn!).
Was really exhausted and burn out mentally last few days but I found out the perfect solution to this sticky problem - sleep.
Sleep is good.
Sleep makes you have lesser eyebags, make you grow taller, make your pimple vanish, let you forget your troubles (which is better than drowning your body with a swmming pool of beer), get rid of illness and best of all, make you uber energetic the next day.
That is, if you sleep through a damn long period like about 12-15 hours, which I did yesterday, after dinner. One bad thing about that is you'll probably grow fat (so Cheryl, I bet your Fats for Dummies book didn't tell you that!) but since I'm like a crazy banana when it comes to sports I guess these fats are easy to burn off (jealous? :D :D :D) anyway.
Got back results and some were pretty unexpected - for example, Geography and Chemistry, which don't look positive at all, while other comes as a shocking news, great improvement for Chinese, YES!
I think under the influence of Boon May I have become more and more Cheenafied now but I guess I influence Boon May into speaking English more than she influence me (can't help it, haha!).
I used Josephine's sister phone to send me Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne on Sunday and damn, I got hooked up on it like smoking marijuana and just for today I've heard it over 10 times.
Due to the god damn brown diarrhoea watery shit problem I can't post the Imeem tag here, sorry about that!
This song, is, damn, good.
Although the lyric makes the girl pretty desperate but hey it's desperate in an aggressive way - pretty challenging (which is a turn on for me, not sexually) but of course if it's some old grandmother singing that song to me then probably I pack my bag and zhao first!
"You're so fine I want you [to be] mine (it sounds like "I want you mine") You're so delicious I think about you all the time You're so addictive"
And I guess for any girl it'd really help in boosting her self esteem (or ego), man.
"Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah I'm the mother fucking princess I can tell you like me too And you know I'm right"
"She's like so whatever You can do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about"
"In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger 'Cause I can, cause I can do it better There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?"
That's what I call a girl in control, fierce! (but of course la, Leon not intimidated ;))
On the other hand, I'm starting to think that "If You're Not The One" is a pretty desperate song - sure, the melody is nice but the lyrics is irking me.
" If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all?"
" Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?"
" If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed? If I don't need you then why does your name resound in my head? If you're not for me then why does this distance maim my life? If you're not for me then why do I dream of you as my wife?"
Ayeee.. I think the guy's a pussy - no offence.
Oh well, I guess you've had enough of reading about songs just as I had enough of talking about songs so let's talk about something very interesting.
It's called politics - something we experience it everyday.
Going into Secondary School from Primary School is like a transgress into a kiddy world where Spongebob smacks Patrick's ass to a world of hidden warfare where bullets are made of words and sarcasm.
Damn shiok, I tell you.
One important strategy about this warfare which is so popular as it takes little effort is called backstabbing. Very essential and vital.
It's like a foundation for politics.
All you have to do is go to someone, talk negatively about someone who is not present there and then there, you have it. Better still, if that someone believes in it (whether it's real or fake), then you'll experience a transformation called falling relationship.
And why do we do it? Simple:
(1) To carry on a conversation, and engaging everyone who dislike the same person (2) You dislike that certain person but you do not want to hurt that person or you do not want to make any enemies.
I admire people like Chang Sheng, seriously. He have balls, big one too (not that I peek at his balls when he pee, lah! @#$*@#I admire people like Chang Sheng, seriously. He have balls, big one too (not that I peek at his balls when he pee, lah! @#$*@#$&)
amp;)
And I'm taking this chance to advertise this here: If you want to backstab me, please do it the opposite way - say it in my face. Not that I'm challenging you, but I guess misunderstandings can be cleared or I can improve this way, thanks :D
Other than that, here's something: I don't trust anyone anymore, no one but myself. I think ignorance is bliss, and to care is to put unnecessary burden upon myself.
Last point: I think self-inviting sucks (although I admit I do it sometimes @#*$@#).
It's irritating.
It's like, you don't like that person and that damn person keep on hanging around and you don't want to make enemies with that person by telling that person to scoot off and probably go find a hobby of his or her own like drinking toilet bowl water or something.
But of course la, that results in backstabbing.
Okay, that's the end of my serious part of this post - pretty fiery isn't it?
But of course if you feel really pissed or disagree with my opinions feel free to tag man, I won't get pissed and slit your wrist or kill you with chlorine gas but really I'd rather engage in an intellectual discussion (HEHE, a bit the chimology huh) for the better sake of mankind :D
On the sidenote, Cheryl and Boon May are trustworthy people (in the sense of money), rock on man!
O-level Chinese in 2 weeks time and I'm realllllly going to mug for it (time to reveal my nerd side, HEH!), serious. I want my A2 so I can skip Mother Tongue lessons forever and ever and ever and ever... (echoes on and on)!
And Miss Nah is a much much much better English teacher than Miss Lian definitely (can I transfer to AG3 PLEASEEEEEEEE?).
Aiya why am I even talking about academic subjects which are so damn boring so I'm off playing IQ puzzles while wearing really high ah pek baggy pants with loose singlet and blue slippers after flicking my mucus around my house.
I am soooo civilised, HAHAHA!
Si Tu Me Amas
Reply to tags:
Alson - YO AH PEK. Don't be so blunt ah, remember what the cards tell you!
Christine Lee - HEY! Yes your brother is a bad-ass beat boxer oh my God I think you can dispose of your old trusty boom box and replace it with an alive one (: And no I AM not in his class but ex-class, yeah!
Cheryl - HI mao mao cong! You can have fun marrying Alson lah, grandmother, and then you all can have a laughing relationship all the way until your hair all turn white (which takes a millenium cause you got like 2826342365423412384km long hair on your body) and OMG you should come to the FHM studio and see what I wear when I model!
Boon May - HEY farter (not bad word!). I swear ZY's maid is crazy man, but not as crazy as you when you laugh your high pitch laugh OMG you remind me of the witch in Snow White. Okay maybe you can act in Charcoal Black! And I sort of get the picture but I can't be bothered about it anymore!
Keita - NO! In the future I'm going to rear a lovebird (that on the picture is one) which will love my clothes as much as it loves me. Ah Keita aren't you a bad girl, you don't have to HINT! You can ask nicely you intellectual conversationalist!
Fang Ning - YO OH! How can you just be impressed by Jamie's post and not by my post? Her post is a follow up of my post leh! And I guess I ain't going back there (to visit) anymore, you can go back there with Astrid!
Joshua - Me on the other hand, is in the compose mode and NOT in the HTML mode. Pretty stupid problem, giving me lots of problems!
Chee Yang - Aiyah, sorry lah :) I'm not as hardcore as you can remember the name of ALL the 21938072347846238327543286 games you play daily! HEHE.
Parvesh - Haha, logical post you mean? Aiya don't know him and what's his problem lah, don't care also.
Ee Sheen - Oh well bloggers problem comes by day and night and afternoon and morning so can't help it too. Got night cycling sometime jio me along kay ;)
Rina - Updates subjectable to mood lah, haha.
Josephine - Heeeeeeey, MAN of talent! I think I'm going to train myself playing that puzzle until I can beat you, you tyco! (PS: I don't care about that anymore, can't be bothered)
Someone - Thanks dear, but I don't think it works leh @#$&@#$ I refresh don't know how many peanuts thousand times also don't work for me.
Hui Min - This is call cunning mah, it's an exam technique okay! Essay if you don't know what to write and don't feel confident about your answer just ANYHOW WHACK, copy from whatever text is given! (although not advisable lah, do it only when your desperate!) Yeah, I think, when you try too hard to impress a girl, it REALLY turns her off. You feel me? (not asking you to molest me)
Ariel - Hi ArIiEuUlxZ!~
I happened to chance upon this really interesting argument by Jamie that was written one month ago exactly, with the courtesy of Tan Boon May. This is a bit teeny weeny long though, so it's a big mass of words so for the better sake of mankind I think I should color it but unfortunately that dumb blogger brown patch problem doesn't allow me to do it.
The second point... Is about attraction of girls and guys. Which i got from leon's blog:
"Right. We've all been through this step - rejected, reject others.
Oh well. What has come to past has became a valuable lesson to me. Gone were the days where I immaturely pursued a girl's love with presents, mushy messages and lots of sincerity. Seriously, I thought they would work, accompanied with lots of sweet tongue and all those lovey dovey things you see on television serials.
Now I know who to trust - not those stupid television dramas, not those romantic movies, and definitely not Parvesh! (LOL)What seemed like a wooing strategy for us guys (all the romantic candlelit dinner, buying hella lots of gifts and declaring your undying love for her) is just a complete turn off for the ladies.Like, really turn off.Not logical?
Nevermind, let me put this across - the effect all this "wooing strategy" have is simple, you make her scared of you, she puts up your defences and WHAM. Bye for a century.
For guys, it's going to be different when some hot sizzling babe goes up to you and pour out all her love to you! You will be like, WOW, YES, I'm in cloud 9!
Guys are like switches, girls are like volume knobs.
It takes a moment to attract a guy but it takes a process to attract a girl.Doing such stuff like giving lots of presents and declaring your undying love just makes you look desperate, an extreme turn off for the ladies!
Attraction is a tough thing for guys to learn. Yet ladies grasp them well, like naturally - playing hard to get, making you miss them, a little touch here and there, suspense.. ETC. Makes you crazy no?"
Hope u don't mind me just copying it straight. =P too lazy to summarise it.
Well, i DO agree to it to some extent... oh no, cannot say some... Mdm rozy would kill me for writing that in SS. =P hmmm, lets just say half of it.
I guess i have to agree that guys can be attracted really quickly, while girls need time. =) But of course there is an explanation to it. Girls are by nature more sensitive, more observant, and more concern about 'details'. While guys mostly have a certain extend of 'heck -care' attitude. And i can say that girls are more serious in this kinda situation, and most girls would and will put all their heart on the line. An obvious example, girls take a long time to get over a relationship, with many days spent on crying and heartache, while guys... i'm not saying they don't feel any heartache at all, cuz of course they do! However, most guys get over it quicker than girls.
Another point i agree in is 'turn offs'. Being too direct in confessing feelings IS a major turn off. Esp if the relationship/friendship is not yet stable. EG, u don't even know the person well. Or like from my previous discussion topic, u hardly even talk in REAL LIFE!! Most girls would turn to rejecting as they do not know how to handle the 'extra, super, difficult and mind boggling question' which can actually be a one word answers to guys. Why? Girls takes it more seriously.
(added point. Guys who comes in too strong are big turn offs too. Cuz, they tend to invade the girl's privacy and she may think ur irritating. Plus, it would only make matters worse if she don't even knoe u that well. So another hint... Get close to girls first. Rushing it would mean... GONE CASE. )
However, this does not include those who both have feelings for each other. This scenario would most likely have a happy ending... Don't u think it's so beautiful when 2 ppl confesses that they BOTH have feelings for each other. <333>
Okay, i'm getting carried away by DRAMA series. But hey, it DOES happen in real life!!! Think about it, issn't that how couples are formed? A certain percentage of them to be specific.
Now for the disagreements. Since i'm already on the topic of drama series, might as well continue. Many people think that whatever that happens in those romantic drama series and movies are all... PURE CRAP. But after much thinking, maybe some parts are exaggerated (which totally makes those drama series interesting!) , but there is still a possibility it does happen in real life... What people call, the MIRICLES. Do u believe in miracles?
However, i do not encourage people to go believe in fairy tale endings. Just that, it MAY happen. But it would be better to go do something about ur liking that to wait for... FATE... i believe in actions. =)
The fact that guys are like switches... Do u think it's easy to attract a guy???
Firstly, to prevent and misunderstanding and interpretation, i, Jamie Lim have NEVER tried to be desperate and get a guy's attention or attraction... Soon???? One day???? eh, maybe NOT. i don't believe in being desperate. =P ( The attention i refer to is liking. Sexual appeal and so on. Obviously not counting getting guys to listen to my views and what so not.^^)
okay, i think i have had some similar conversation with some friends on " It's hard to get a guy's attention", which was a HOT topic for me as i wanted to explore it further and prove my point. =) Oh, it was inspired by... my COUSIN! =x
The final product of the conversation is that. I feel that it IS hard to get a guy's attention/attraction. UNLESS, he is single and MAYBE desperate for a companion. It is said that most would go with the flow. Guess guys are less picky while girls tend to be more fussy. =X
2nd point, it even harder to get a guy's attention when he is chasing some other girl. Why? SOME guys treat it like a challenge... And truth is, that they ARE in control of how they get the girl. Be it romantic dinners, presents or just simply confessing feelings. TRUTH, guys do the chasing. U hardly see girls chasing guys... i hope not... hmmmm...
Back to point. ( sorry to those who are getting bored about my 'beating around the bush'. new ideas are popping up in my overloaded brain that i'm repeating at time to pack more points in. =P) Since guys are in control of how the relationship generates over time, they can plan? or plot?. They usually can see the whole process and work towards the goal, which is... getting the girl to like him. Thus treating it as a challenge and the confident that he can achieve it would keep him going till the goal is met. ( psychological thinking).
3rd point. Girls CAN and are easy to attract. Oh no, u may think i'm confused or mad cause i sound as if i am contradicting myself. HOWEVER, the before paragraph on the same point is explaining girls character and why they CANNOT be attracted INSTANTLY. =) This is talking about attraction and not counting time limits. See the link? =P
Now, why do i say girls are easy to attract. Firstly, girls are soft hearted, and can be 'touched' easily. Seen drama series when the guy simply have to stand in the pouring rain outside the girl's house and the girl would forgive him for whatever he has done? Same concept here. Sincerity and actions to prove it can soften the girl's 'heart' and in turn, getting the girl's love. Why? Those actions prove that the guy is trust-able. Oh no, i have just gave guys a huge hint in the woo-ing strategy. Lol, carry on learning and improving!! =P
Last point. Hot and famous ppl are SUPER hard to attract. This somehow applies to both girls and guys. I think the peer influence that they ARE hot cause higher expectation to one-self and thus resulting in being more fussy. ( Impt point, i am NOT referring to ppl who are famous for knowing and talking alot to the opp sex (flirts) AND those who are popular for being outspoken and thick skinned! eg, self-proclaimed HOT)
(All these points are gathered from the friends i have asked and discussed with. From different ppl's views. So if u feel that u have more to add, a need to disagree or agree, pls do so! =) help me improve the points on ATTRACTION)
AND, i'm giving 'hints' NOT because i want someone to try get my attention. Just adding into the topic and helping the female species??? LOL...
Whew. Sorry for not being able to quote and color for the good of your eyes.
First and foremost, I have to shamefully admit that I do not have the same blogging stamina as Miss Jamie Lim to write a structured essay with the support of a major peer to peer discussion to follow-up my blog post, so, salutations to the long-winded bamboo! (:P)
But similar to how our beloved follow-up blogger has posted, I'd have my go on the disagreements but I'll save my breath on the agreements (hehe, so cheapskate!)
However I have to emphasis her last point, which I think is very becoming and I detest it:
The fact that you are born with natural good looks and because of that you get compliments every now and then from your peers saying your hot and stuff and this results in high self esteem and arrogance (this not mentioned in the argument, though) , which obviously, sucks.
No one likes arrogance, playful ego is fine, but not that extreme ego whereby you screw someone's mood entirely.
Okay, putting that aside, let's get to the disagreement:
I do not believe in drama serials whereby the poor guy have to stand under the pouring rain outside the evil girl's house just to obtain forgiveness. I mean, if I was to put myself into the shoes of the girl, I would have actually PITIED the guy for his dumb intellect and his foolishness and be overwhelmed with guilt as I am the reason that he got himself sick and land himself into hospital or whatsoever.
I guess I wouldn't feel touched but guilty, definitely.
Oh well.
Happy MOTHER'S day to all mothers!
Everyday I learn more about people around me, negatively, and positively.
Due to the enormous pressure given by all these self proclaimed elderly relatives of mine and the inability to resist boredom, I have decided to give in and update after a loathesome delay of approximately 20 days!
And yes I'm blogging despite the really irritating brown patch problem, which, somehow only me, Ee Sheen and Alson has it.
Seems like Boon May has lost her passion to blog too. I guess this blogging business get boring after awhile and the only driving motivation is the friends that tag on your tagboard. (Cheryl don't think you last one to tag then I blog means you very special ah! Okay fine you are special, cause where in the world can you find such a hairy person?!)
Oh well, exams are over, but for the first time in 4 years I never felt the post-exam delightful mood. I guess it's just the fact that when you know prelim is coming up soon and that you have to stay back 2 weeks during the holiday, it sort of kill the celebrating mood.
Lots of events happened during the exam period and regretably my short-term 64Mb brain cannot store all the details that happened and it will probably bore the boxers out of you so I might as well skip talking about it :D
But here's some pictures that I have taken that would help refresh my memory:
That's night cycling with Ee Sheen at Bedok Reservoir. Never did I know that Ee Sheen could be such a nice person to converse with until that day - so I guess as humans we shan't judge people by their covers!
The scenery was great and the weather was cooling and for once in the mundane exam period I conversed so much with a person, so much that I ran out of saliva :/
Walk from Somerset all the way to Clarke Quay, call me crazy, HAHA.
I guess everyone needs some time by themselves to reflect on what's happening around them and about themselves in this hectic lifestyle that we have in Singapore, and the walk really helped - self-realization, reflection, improvement, bla bla bla, all the crap that we learnt during CE lessons.
And as I walked by Dhouby Ghaut MRT, nolstagia overwhelmed, memories started flooding in - the friends, the lessons, the troubles, the joys.
Oh well.
I guess I've moved on, but the lessons I learnt have not.
And on my way I saw Jowie (I think that's how you spell that name) and surprisingly I still remember her, and I guess she still looks as cute as ever (:
HEY, compliments from Leon don't come easily you know!
Pictures with the courtesy of Alson.
This was yesterday, so the details should be as clear as NEWater in my head!
Went to Vivocity and became the sugar daddy for the whole bunch of people who brought very little money @#$&@#$.
Went to the wading pool on the roof floor to er, play. Which obviously I became the innocent victim between the raging water wars between Zhen Yuan and Boon May. Come all the way to Harbourfront just to get wet?! *@#$@#
And Boon May and Cheryl dressed until very GLAM to Vivocity.
HAHA.
May was wearing this pink shirt and yellow sweater with this realllllllly obiang ah pek shorts (eh no offense ok!) while Cheryl was wearing don't know what event top with something slightly longer than FBT shorts.
And we went to watch the movie, Spiderman 3.
I guess I'm on the supportive side rather than the criticising side. The storyline's pretty good, although a little bit too fantasy and lame (well what can you expect from a super hero movie?!) while the graphics was pretty superb.
And Vivocity's movie theatre is realllllly enormous man. I feel like a mouse in there ._. But there's a bad side to it - you can't really see the whole screen if you sit in the front rows, which unfortunately, we did.
Never, ever, sit beside Alson during a movie if you want no sudden burst of laughter that will start a chain reaction of laughters or an unexpected lean on your shoulder! &$#@$
I'm skin sensitive (;
The air-con was freezing cold and even May the charcoal who was suppose to be warm and burning felt cold, and I have no idea how Cheryl could cope with the cold with what she was wearing. I spectulate that her really long hair all over the body kept her warm, which means, her leg hair could be jolly well as long as your blanket! EW!
Went to Zhen Yuan's house after the movie and played with HIS BIRD.
When HIS BIRD climbed on top of my shoulder it felt VERY GOOD as it was TICKLISH and SHARP. Once HIS BIRD even climbed on top of my head and PLAYED AROUND on my head.
Free dinner at his house, with the courtesy of his parents of course. Very nice people. And he has a really cool maid - if only my maid was as talkative as her then probably my house would be much more lively.
And LOL the maid offered to give May this semi transparent lingerie, WTF.
Whew.
But Friday the 11th's morning was a disaster, so, I will forget everything that has happened that morning and act as if nothing has happened - it will be much happier and better this way.
WEEEEEE!
I'm off to play my CNC3 Tiberian Wars (don't jealous!) and later go for class and ultimately Mother's day dinner (yum, seafood!), toodles!
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