Don't look anymore, forget the great wilderness of Australia where Kangaroos control these territories with whatever secret weapon they have in their pouch, forget the magnificent flower fields in Holland that are filled with swarms and swarms of pollinating bees accompanied by huge errected windmills, forget the clear waters of Bali where you might face bombs that have hidden for millions of years and suddenly activatng.
I present to you, a rural area in the urban country that is located in the rural and urban world. Sounds confusing enough? Don't worry, it's time to join your local explorers for the day - Juicy Melon Melson and Lion Heart Leon.
Welcome, to the Tampines Mountail Biking Trail, which currently, is under construction but somehow or rather these two brave adventurous explorers sneaked past the fortified defence of this trail and got a chance to bring dozens of pictures for your eyes to feast!
I'm really proud of my Astrid, I mean, she looks way too cool, too sexy, and she's GOOD!
Don't be mistaken my friend,
Say "hello" to Astrid! Bike named with the courtesy of Fang Ning, 2006. Polished and well serviced, this bike packs enough horsepower and bravery to rummage through all the dirt and crap and hopefully not manure! It's time we bring up the pictures of this err, natural fortress.
Buying a bike: $200
Gearing up your bike: $1
Handphone bills to call friend and getting scolded by angry sister: $1
Time bitten by tons of mosquitoes: PRICELESS.
YES, that's a fascinating termite nest. Try poking it and I swear you have a great week resting at the hospital bed :D
Mmm, very muddy indeed.
Milo pool! Pretty good location for the nature lover who doesn't mind swimming along side with water snakes and 4 legged komodos :D
Do not underestimate the romance that this place bring. In fact, this place brings a lot of memories because it is where your explorer Leon met two new Changkat Changi friends who happened to explore this place as well but I shan't further elaborate yeah? :D
It's a pretty remote place though.. so for ladies, don't come with a naughty guy, for example, like ME. I am so naughty, you can expect to be drowned in the Milo Pool.
When your feeling emotional inside and you feel the temptation of slitting your wrist with plastic ruler, poking your bulging sick looking green veins with blunt pencil or ignorantly filing your wrist with sandpaper, don't succumb to it!
Come out and cycle. It's good for health, it's good for your mental health too. You breathe more air and more bacteria in the air, but it's okay, let your thoughts run through as you bask in the delightful sunlight. An hour later, you'd be much more happier than you even think you will be.
So after a tough exploration and a tiring thigh muscles work-out (well, it's not easy to climb up the steep slopes of the "mountains"!), we were pretty drenched in our tasty sweat and were as dirty as construction workers (don't worry, no racial discrimination, really!).
And I sort of figured out that Astrid too need a refreshing shower so we brought our bikes all the way to Melson's refuge, his Pasir Ris flat, and we cleaned our bikes with something you'd never expected..
HAHAHAHAHA.
Oh my God, a watering can! Reminds me of Harvest Moon, you know, that stupid irritating game whereby you go through day by day harvesting crops and selling them just to earn some little cash so you can buy some gifts to hook up with the girls next door and then hopefully you can get them to be your wife. (AND BE YOUR FARM SLAVE HAHAHAHA, sorry, feeling a little high)
Or also get to meet some fairies and little dwarves that will give you better farming capabilities. Cute little game! I shan't dwell on the topic of gaming here and bore all my lovely ladies readers to death yeah? (no discrimination to hunky readers though, you guys rock too!)
Let's erm, talk about another thing that's pretty hot and interesting.
Oh yeah let's see...
OH YES.
The smoking advertisement!
As Singaporeans, the government wants to keep the country clean and green and of course me myself, I would like to see my lungs clean and green, okay fine, beidge, and of course I'd discourage people from smoking, which I can pretty say that I'm proud of my dad for his accomplishment of quitting smoking.
I mean, I wouldn't want any second hand smoke into my precious respiratory system okay, I want to eat more vegetable and hope that I live as long as Japanese people (oh my, do you know their average life span is 80+ years?)
But sometimes the government can get too far with the discouraging, that's the pretty sweet problem. I mean, I'm still okay with the pictures that seem grotesque to normal citizens like my innocent LOOKING (you have been warned, it's LOOKING) sister, because I'm pretty morbid myself in the past so pictures of corpses, blown body parts and organs doesn't really shock or scare me.
Of course, we gotta spare a thought for the younger generation. Whenever my sister sees that advertisement, she'd tell my granny this "Ah Por (some dialect that means granny), you know got people complain because they were eating dinner and they saw this and they lost their appetite, and then they said that kindergarden kids cried when they see this advertisement."
Okay let's get this straight, so what it seems like a harmless looking woman babbling some words can be as scary as me creeping up your bed in the middle of the night and tickling your feet. YES. It is that scary.
What I personally think is, if the smokers want to continue their habit, no matter how scary or gross your advertisement is (best is they put my picture lah, the number of cases of heart attack in Singapore will rise) they'll still continue smoking 470 packets of cigars a day.
Here's MY suggestion (well I'm not really hoping that the government reads this of course LOL, then I'd lose lots of my privacy wouldn't I?): Make the cigar as bitter as horse manure. Then maybe the taste'll chase the drug addicts away :D
Till then,
Leon's smoke free! (currently trying to get onto South Park HEHEHE)
Reply to tags:
Rina - WHERE GOT! I leave it all up to your brain to think, I'm helping your brain working all those lazy juice bums okay! You should thank me instead man :D And check out the video man, the DJ did ALOT of stuff, he actually mixed 9 cds and if you didn't watch the video, it sounds like one whole track by itself because it blends so well :D
Wan Zhuo - "Why our topics all about eyes ah?", that's the most brilliant thing said, LOL. I agree. We should switch topic into something else, like perhaps you'll live up to 80 years plus too?
Ariel - Hello Miss Most Retard Laughter (nice title right, I know :D), I tagged, and it revived! Wow! I guess I'd really have healing powers other than my antiseptic cream who healed 2 other people huh!
Hui Min - No no no, looks better on me instead! Anyway, you use charcoal brand facial foam for yourself is it? Even though your face looks very black and very black, it has a good complexion! UNFAIR. I think that's why I have more pimples in order to compensate for my fairer complexion. Go go go Prawn Tempura! And pliish duNch haarttx miie w0orhxZXacxzczXCZXcsdfcsdc or else my hair will shoot at you then you know.
Astrid - HI gossip partner. You litttttttttttle space pig, I'm going to make you into nasi babi (quite rasist HEHE) Your birthday that time I throw jelly beans at your face ah! And don't worry about the you-know-i-know-you-know-what thing, cheer up!
Cynthia - Okay Miss WA, you should know who Shi Xiang is, he's a really great guy, no kidding! So who did you vote for anyway?
Michelle - Yes Michaerl, next time you get a dwarf skin for your blog too okay? And don't just post HI, post something interesting leh! Like for example, the chronicles of Leon slicing apples. That will be a good read :)
Xin Yi - You sure your eyes not playing tricks on you? You might be the April Fool! Okay seriously, do you know, when I cycled past you I actually saw you but I wasn't actually pretty sure it was you?
Xiao Xuan - The poster designer even wrote your name on it okay! You must have been very glorified :D
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