Friday, April 20, 2007

EDIT: Enjoy this video shared by Melson :D



Self explanatory :)



What the banana in the drama mama rumbling rama?

Big protest to the emo protests!

I where got EMO? I am not as Emo Elmo as Fang Ning or Olivia (also known as Mummy's girl) and I am perfectly fine - as high and retarded as crazy Cheryl whom I heard is Woodbridge's most noctorious patient!

In fact, I regard this really weird phenomenon of Leon staring blankly into outer space and suddenly going quiet as the preparation for Mid-Year Examinations.



Mid-Year is like, in a blink of an eye but I haven't started because I just don't get the 'feel'. Yah, studying needs the feel and I'm trying to get there HOPEFULLY without getting people calling me EMO ELMO NEMO.

On a total sidenote, today's Oral examination (Mother Tongue) sucked, like completely.

I'm done with the sidenote.

So, if you see me staring out of the window and not disturbing Grace Chow En En (the "ang moh" girl who sits in front of me with that brown freckles and reeks of chlorine and who regularly threatens me physically and emotionally with her pink scissors) at all, do not label me as emo, thank you.

Anyway, got Astrid geared back up again.



Yeah, my bike is named Astrid, in case you do not know and mistake me as a paedophile.

Replaced the shifter, switched to better quality road tyres (very costly) and greased the chain so thoroughly the chain literally ice skates, bought a light due to the request of my mum, all in the budget of 120 bucks.

All paid by mum, mum rocks! :D



And fixed a stand for the better sake of humanity for those who want to 'long bang' (pimp my ride!)

Next on the list: Better gears, and a speaker fixed on the bike to play music from my walkman phone.



OH and talking about walkman phone, the new walkman phone is sooooo damn sleek but too bad it's not compatible with obese Memory Sticks (it's only compatible with M2 sticks, those really cute and small one).

I got 5.5GB worth of Memory Sticks, damn !@#%&#$ (not showing off, really!)

It's even thinner than the CD case, oh my holy moly! But from the different opinions that my friends have, it doesn't seem to be that good as it looks. Well, how can you squeeze a good quality chip in such a small piece of plastic anyway?!



And that I think it's buttons are ridiculously small, how to message?

Next time if I was to get a new phone (that will occur once my mum gets another voucher, yipee!), I'd get a phone with Windows or palmtop (AHAHAHA imagine a student carrying a palmtop to school).

Okay, next topic.



I think it's just pissing off for Mrs Chen just to tell the netballers not to play with the Secondary Fours, okay?

Yeah, it occured today, Mrs Chen reprimanded the netballers because they played with us - reason because their grades were falling, I heard.

What the fart!

You can't blame us for falling results just because of only ONE WEEK of playing netball every day after school CAN YOU! Have you ever heard of "All work no play make Jack a god damn gay"?

Yah, we are not studying machines - we have fluctuating grades at time and I think that sports are perfectly a fine way to relieve us from stress. Even machines overheat, and they need cooling. Same for humans, too much work, no play, you breakdown and you start slitting your wrist with your textbook pages instead of pulling up your grades, so it all boils down to the same result!

Which one better? Play sports or slitting your wrist with your cursed textbook pages?

Obviously playing sports - you get to become physically fit and you can breathe in Singapore's brilliant air and also help the drink stall uncle to earn more money buy frequently buying Green Tea bottles. It's like killling many many kuku bird with one stone, so beneficial right!

With sports, even emo nemo people like Fang Ning or mummy girl Olivia can get a chance to relax from their hectic lifestyle.

However...

Her prevention came at a right time - at least there won't be games going on next week (where we ought to prepare for mid-year, unless your a staunch study-hater). If there were games, even people that just got the 'feel' to study will be tempted to play by the angelic sound of the ball bouncing and of course the hot players (HAHAHA)!

So it's pretty much a double-edge sword, just that I'm more to the criticism side.

Signing off and GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR MID YEARS :D



OH YES I EMBRACE HAPPY HARDCORE!

Reply to tags:

Ee Sheen - Don't worry, no one does! And I don't bother finding their videos LOL, I don't want to see people burping about their obsession with human dismemberance.

Justin - HAHAHA. What a strong reaction! But yeah, same sentiments, HORRIBLE chromograph of tribal people coming of nowhere to dance to burpings LOL.

Nicole - Zoom zoom zoom! But I always don't see you around leh! I see Jasmine more than you :S

Navin - I don't know either, and I don't want to know :P It's more horrible than shaving off Navin's facial hair BWAHAHA.

Fang Ning - Xiao Hei! You got too much nicknames already, and HAHA to your failed attempts of trying to make me fall of the bike (must grow long legs like me, flexible one too :P) Maybe you can burp too by drinking hell ass loads of Ice Mountain, try it!

Lemuel - Haha yup, I use it to store my loose change.

Astrid - Lol spacepig! Oh yeah, remember to remind me about you-know-what on Sunday okay, later I scared I forgot again! (oops, sorry :P, too much things to remember you see)

Amirul - It's something interesting to gossip about when you have no other thing under the sun to relate to, SERIOUSLY! Fancy Fillet-O-Intestines, McBrain or Vomit Large Size? :D

Alson - LOL, no thanks. I scared Boon May vandalise my foolscap paper again, if she does it again, it'll burn, seriously! (she wrote 'U GO BURN!') Foolscap expensive leh!

Ariel - Yah lah every day see you, and you are ALWAYS more emo than me! Oh well for this mid-year better not take the 3 advices but instead GO STUDY CHEM lah, bom.

Cheryl - YES, just as crazy as this giant hairy kuku stick insect that has 3 metre long chest hair which needs to be curled up by the comb hairdressers use when they perm their customer's hair. Get well soon! (my reply so cheeeeeeerful, sure will one la)

Hui Min - You then emo nemo lah! Our school where got TKG girl? You mean you ah, the FUTURE TKG girl? Don't be sad, you can always talk to your girlfriends through the delightful barbed wire fence near the basketball court!

Joel - No offence but I think emo music is pretty okay, when I'm down and such, I do prefer listening to emo music rather than pop music or some hardcore dance music running at 160 beat per minutes or more, but that don't last long :D I tend to get over stuff pretty fast. Yup.

Anony - LOL. Oh well if Singapore Idol showcase such a burping talent then maybe the judges will be impressed. Now, let's drown ourself in coke! Burp!

Boon May- HEY NERDY Ah May. Your new hair is the most retro hair in town, because it compliments your nerdy blue specs! It's okay, I know your eyes burnt the contacts, I'll buy you one pair for your birthday, okay? :D Thanks for the message today BTW (and I'm not EMO you CHARCOAL)

Manoo - LOL. Well, you never know, their vocalist might be Poh Heng in disguise... *snickers*

Passerby - Sort of and half not, I got the fundamental knowledge but I do not own a turntable yet (although I do use virtual turntables, sometimes, when I'm bored).

 

Be sure to allow ActiveX content if your running on Internet Explorer!

Best viewed on Mozilla Firefox with 1280*1024 Resolution.

Skin fully designed by me, using Macromedia Dreamweaver 8 and Adobe Photoshop CS 2.0.

Special thanks goes out to Imeem , Photobucket and Blogger .

Loads of love goes out to Boon May for helping out with the redirecting.

 

How it works: Please tag your tags on the black tagboard.


I will reply your tags as YOUR NICK on the grey tagboard below. Thank you! ;D

Pop up my Cbox

Lime green refer to good reads.

Abygail the Curly

Alexandria the Soprano Girl

Alson the Laughing Buddha

Althea the Hong Kong Girl

Alsyaari the Crazy Sprinter

Amanda the Dead Doll

Amelia the Laughing Girl

Amirul the Emo Kid

April the Month before May

Ariel the Coconut Head

Asheem the Future Popstar

Astrid the Space Pig

Atiqah the Mouse

Audrey the God's Girl

Azri the Beat Boxer

Axel the Crazy Frog

Boon May the Boon Lay Girl

Carmen the Car Man

Celine the Celine Dion

Cherie the Tree Branch

Cheryl the Giant Stick Insect

Chin Choo the MRT Train

Chi Wen the Er Hu Player

Clayton the Yummy Claypot Rice

Cori the DJ Vanquish

Cynthia the WA Spirit

Daniel the Free Hugs Guy

Dawn the Falling Spades (KC)

Dawn the Princess

Deborah the Rapist

Donna the Mafia Leader

Dylan the Mazzy Dilly Star

Ee Sheen the Wound Open 5 Times

Eileen the Negative 2K Brain

Fang Lynn the Fan of Fangs

Fang Ning the Ice Mountain Addict

Farizuan the Homicidal Maniac

Gabriel the Real Fan

Gavin the Loyal Ah Yong

Gena the Sweet Liar

Geraldine the Oinky Pinky

Heng Xin the Lucky

Hilda the St. Hildas

Hui Jin the Clothes Hanger

Hui Min the Charcoal Princess

Imee the Maggi Mee

Imma the Band Mama

Isabel the Jingle Bells

Jamie the Bamboo Who Can Do Maths

Jasmine Koh the Emo Green Tea

Jasmine Poh the BIG Eyed Girl

Jasmine Teo the Lime Esther

Jerry the Friend of Ben

Jessie the Undiscovered Soul

Jet the Damn Dark One

Jia Hui the Heaven's Angel

Jing Han the Jingle Bells

Joan the Funky Angel

Jocelyn the Faithful

Joel the Toilet Freak

Joshua the Prince Charming

Julia the Shorts Eater

Justin the Curly Hair Dude

Kai Wei the Slurpee King

Kaylie the UK Bun

Keita the Pagan

Kenneth the Bird Keeper

Louissa the Blue Skin Girl

Lenny the Five Words Kid

Melson the Fat Mentor

Merilyn the Marilyn Manson

Meryl the Molester

Michelle Aw the Ouch!

Michelle Goh the Tampines Dwarfy

Michelle Yao the Wah-kao!

Ming Yew the Monkey Businessman

Muhammed the Broken Heart Academy

Navin the Rock Addict

Nicholas the Woot Nick

Nicole Niam the Curly Jesus Addict

Parvesh the Dota Xiao

Rachel Tang the Rambutan

Rachel Bok the Reebok

Richny the Wealthy Girl

Sabrina the Squirrel

Shaun the Dashing Young Man

Siti the Pinkachews

Shakur the Small but Cool

Soon the Soon Jiu Hui Hao

Sophia the Sophisicated Soap

Syafiqah the Bubbly

Syariff the Enthusiastic Sheriff

Tania the Tarzanian

Tina the Temperate

Ting Hui the Netballer (TK)

Ting Hui the Dancer

Traxie the Divine Diva

Vanessa the Banana

Wan Fong the Muscular

Wan Ling the Zoo Keeper

Wan Swen the Conservative

Wei Jie the Dragon

Wei Rong the Secondary One

Wei Ru the Taiwanese

Wen Mei the Icy Tears

Wynne the Spastic Angel

Xiao Xuan the Roadrunner

Xin Yi the Happy Until Can't Happy

Zhi Yi the Band Master

Zu Kai the Eccentric


Get Firefox

Blog Directory & Search engine

blog search directory

October 2005

November 2005

December 2005

January 2006

February 2006

March 2006

April 2006

May 2006

June 2006

July 2006

August 2006

September 2006

October 2006

November 2006

December 2006

January 2007

February 2007

March 2007

April 2007

May 2007

June 2007

July 2007

August 2007

September 2007

October 2007

November 2007