Dear Sir,
We have been informed that the enemy has already breached past the impregnable defences that we have built and maintained every day. The vast number of the enemy troops has already surrounded the city walls and are now preparing for a violent siege.
We have only a short time of preparation before the enemy gets to us and crush our empire to death. We cannot let the great Leonate fall, we cannot let this empire go down after a long history. We must do something about it.
Our scouts have unfortunately been massacred and not even one returned to camp. I believe that they were being tortured with excruciating instruments of torture such as the electric chair, spike whips or the wheel. As such, they might have essential information about the layout of the country.
Head Commander, we need a military strategy as soon as possible before the great Leonate fall!
Yours Faithfully,
General Daryl Manoo
That's right.
The cursed green paper landed on my table yesterday. It was the early precaution of the pandemonium in the future, and it's up to me to go through this ordeal, me myself and I.
This is it. The Mid-Year examination time-table. (gasp!)
I haven't fully figured out how time actually flew so fast just like an blink of an eye, really. January seemed like few days ago but hey, back to reality - 3 months past. And another 6 months and wow, I'm getting ready for the big O.
Ain't I going to do anything about it? Yeah, probably. Everyone has their "military strategy" against those damned demonic examinations. Big boo boo for these exams.
And, this happened to be mine (nah, you don't have to torture yourself to read through mine, but I'm typing out as a reminder for myself, :D):
Number One Priority:
Get an ace for Chinese. Sounds impossible for an E8 student like me? Yeah, probably. But I'm looking bright, so much brighter than the sun. I just love the school, I mean, which school offers you to NOT take Mother Tongue in the middle of the year because you happen to ace it?
Yah, you heard it right. Ace in Chinese, be it an A1 or A2, means a 4 months off from touching those cursed Chinese textbooks :D Sounds great, for me, that is. The free time during Mother Tongue periods in the timetable will be used to well, focus on other subjects while the other half of the cohort suffer from more Chinese lessons HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Number Two Priority:
Buck up on my Physics. Yes, that's right, the most boring subject ever created on Earth thanks to Mr Newton for discovering that apples doesn't float in the air but they drop on his head instead (but thank God it wasn't a durian or else we'd have lost a great scientist in mankind :D).
Sidenote: Katong's Durian Ice Blended Puree nice sia. (that's going out to durian lovers)
And I haven't been listening in class during physics because:
1) Somehow physics teachers are pretty monotonous and dull (I think Justin agrees :D)
2) There's Miss Wiggy who is also known as Grace that is sooooooo distracting not because of her beauty (no sweet talk from Leon!) but because of the chlorine smell coming from her wig. Ugh! (don't tell her)
3) 50% of the time I got so bored I prefer to let sandcastles build in the air.
So, how to ace Physics like that? (which I need as a part of my L1R5 HEHE)
Self study lor. Same as English.
And that brings me to my Number Three Priority:
English!
This subject is deadly. Like, really. Don't feel intimidated by my really complicated sophisticated usage of English on this black blog (sorry, I can't help saying black :S) because in reality I always score a B.
Oh well, I have the examination system to blame then. Remember primary school examinations where they tested you with MCQs and close passage? DAMN. I'd have prefer that than some crap like, summary or situational writing. I ask you lah, how will that relate to spinning discs?
Anyway, I'm prepared to brave through this subject with my arsenal of English assessment books and hell lots of reading. Yup. Can't learn much in English class too because the environment is just soooooooooooooo not for learning :)
Other than that I have no problems because 1) Maths is my forte 2) Geography just requires a hell lot of mind simulation (which I'm good at) and memorising (which I suck at) 3) Combined Humanities can rot because SS and History are a buckload of cow manure. (that's a much more polite word to replace bullshit :D)
Done with all the academic ranting for the day.
Sometimes, negative thinking really kills. If you think you'd never succeed in life or you'd never get a girl, then you'd probably won't because the only obstable between you and your goal is you yourself and YOU.
And yet sometimes, positive thinking really helps you more than your parents coming to your room to ask you to eat every bloody minute when you're realllllllly busy. It can push someone from a nobody to a somebody. A weakling to a stronger person.
What you think really makes a difference. And that's really important for someone who thinks alot (like me!).
| You Are a Realist |
 You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass. You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is... But you also never sabotage any good things you have going on. You are brutally honest in your assessments of situations - and this always seems to help you cope. |
Go, elitism! (PS: Ju-on if you're reading this, what's the title of the rap on your friendster?)
You cheated girl
My heart bleeds girl
So it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt
Just a classic case
A scenario
Tale as old as time
Girl you got what you deserved
And now you want somebody
To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody
That could come and make it right
But girl I ain't somebody with a lot of sympathy
You'll see
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