Monday, April 16, 2007

Knowing Joshua is a load of fun - gregarious guy, affable and never fails to keep the atmosphere up. Along side with Josephine, they are an unbeatable pair whereby the people around them will sit there and listening to their interesting stories babbling out of their mouths for hours and hours! (no sarcasm intended)

And besides that you get to realise that most Sec 2s like listening to punk rock or metal for God knows what reason.

And there you have it, the story of the Cannibal Corpse.



They look like really innocent people with funky long hair and some of them have those curly British judges' hair. But do not let appearance fool you, my primary teacher repeatedly nagged, "Do not judge a book by its cover.".

How true.

They croak!




Fancy frog soup for dinner?

Oh and yes if you think you can't figure out what the banana they are singing about (well actually they seem to be doing some tribal ritual, gasp!), same sentiments here.

Wait till you check the lyrics of their songs.

Damn cheerful :D

4. Mangled

[Lyrics by Chris and Paul]

Demolition of bodies, smashed and broken, piles of guts, moist and steaming
Tendons severing, brains are boiling, unburied corpses in state of decay
Rotten limbs start to ferment, torso's torn in two
Skin ripped off to expose muscle tissue, butchered for human stew
Crawl into the cadaver head first, eat your way through the guts
The purgent smell of decaying innards is enough to drive you nuts
The spleen of the carcass is oozing from your mouth
As you chew on the piss filled kidney's
Suck the vomit through intestines, leaving nothing but bones
Violently cutting, seriously hacking, sounds of death fill the air
Bones sticking out, ripped from sockets, blood spurting everywhere
Victim lying dead, neck but no head, smearing remains on your own face
Violently cutting, seriously hacking, sounds of death fill the air

Blistering flesh, another death, stiffened bones, morbid groans
Evil mind, brain oozing slime, feel the pain
Body weak brain contorting, fluid flowing from your organs
Veins torn our, Mangled
Festering flesh, quivering cadaver, ligaments stretched around your own neck
Drink the pus, Mangled
Severed dick, bloody bowels, the gutted corpse now lies hollow
Feeding on feces, Mangled
Amputated arms, crushing legs, head is ripped right off your shoulders
Thrown in a pile, Mangled
Limbs rearranged, head on backwards a humongous heap of twisting flesh
Sewn together, Mangled - Mangled

His knife plunges in your cold battered body
Blood seeping through, the jagged wounds he cuts
Unbearable pain, give into death
Your life slips away, perish in blood

Menacing madman mutilating
Destroying, disfiguring, dead you'll be
Crushing, cracking, killing you
Annihilation, desecration

Born through modern day science
Man has made his last mistake
A creature so hideously horrible
Leaving nothing to waste
Evil has a new face, a mangled horrible face
His views are those of death, nothing will stop his lust

Slicing victims left to decay, listening to their mortal cries
Unhuman, immortal, bestial, now he owns your soul
Crawl into the cadaver head first, eat your way through the guts
The pungent smell of decaying innards is enough to drive you nuts
The spleen of the carcass is oozing from your mouth
As you chew on the piss filled kidney's
Suck the vomit through intestines, leaving nothing but bones

Human converted to beast, the perfect killing machine
Psychotic structure of brain tissue, murder his only memory
Dependant on death, crushing your head, I'm addicted to blood
Chew the decay

[Solo - Bob]

The weakened man must die, tearing out his insides
Smashing all the bones, hear his tormenting groans

WOW! That really made my day, seriously~ , nothing's more delightful than drinking pus and vomit from people's intestine. SO SHIOK, hor?!

Vomit Ice Blended plus extra Pus please!

And this band really reminds me of DotA's Pudge. Self explanatory lah, huh.



Showing the power of Death in brute force, Pudge roams the battlefield searching for flesh to assimilate to his own gruesome body. Over the years, his skin has toughened to resist magic, while developing a stench potent enough to kill the bravest of heroes. With his hook he can drag enemies to their demise by his great maw in a matter of seconds. The Butcher is a monstrosity feared by enemies and allies alike.

Oh well.

Putting the horrors aside, be prepared to see the cutest thing on Earth, with courtesy of Sarah!




HAHA. If everyone buy that and bring it in class I guarantee Mrs Huang's gonna have PMS the whole freaking year.

And guess what - since that Thursday raining incident, playing netball is becoming a norm! With Mr Bok out of the way, maybe it's time for Netball to find a new coach (hint, hint, nudge, nudge)

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten


Reply to tags:

Wan Fong - HAHA, not my fault, your brain muscles more MUSCULAR than mine. What to do, so muscular until throw the ball with such strength until it slipped through my hand (GASP!)

Josephine - YEAH. Got pattern! And you and Josh click well, you 2 can have talking competition!

Meryl - Hey! Your blog songs I also have. My playlist 90 plus songs leh! Scared right?

Ee Sheen - Oops! I forgot to credit you :P But you won't mind lah right?

Hui Min - My attention span only 3 seconds. If I listen to some music, I feel like dancing, and that's it! WHAM! Gone case. Morale of the story: No going to Macs with my best friend to study (there's music and babes!)

Eileen - HEY MALAYSIAN. You also go rap one for me to listen lah!

Amirul - HAHA yes, totally agree. Singapore's society is very degree dependant. And degree comes by years of meaningless slogging through different level of education whereby you LEARN stuff that aren't necessary RELEVANT to your career/daily life. HA! Oh sure.. The China Cold War's going to be something useful for my future :)

Alson - HAHA Don't want leh later I end up becoming her coke, then she's going to just drop me in the toilet bowl OMG. That lumpy bumpy grumpy piece of charcoal.

Carmen - Don't use Master Card, use Master Carmen!

Boon May - AH May I swear your new hair is damn guai kia. So you prepared to give up your old lifestyle of COUGH COUGH *points to your nose and your dad's drawer* and your going-out-duing-unearthly-hours-when-Leon's-having-nightmare-about-Boon-May-burning-me adventures ah? And yah you told me that story before already. And that DOCTOR story (OMG info overload la)

Cheryl the Rapist - NO, NO, NO. Big fat no. You owe me one for pang-sehing the rest of us, waste my bus fee, you think funny is it! Throw sushi at your face lah! I also don't want you kowtow to me, each time you kow tow like World Trade Centre falling down like that (giant!)

Justin - OMG I swear that's the most retarded story I've ever heard. I hate bus inspectors, really. And I hate bus drivers who don't let me get on with my bubble tea even though I tell them I won't throw the cup on their GOD DAMN SPARKLING CLEAN BUS @#$&@#$

Lemuel - Oh well, overslept, mah!

Astrid - YOU bom. I think you more emo than me can, go see the smiley face video over and over again lah! Then you'll cheer up!

Rachel - As long as the mushroom season doesn't come, I don't blog, because the mushrooms dominated my brain and now my brain can only work when there's mushrooms growing. ALL YOUR FAULT!

 

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