"If You're Not The One"
If you’re not the one then why does my soul feel glad today?
If you’re not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way?
If you are not mine then why does your heart return my call
If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all
I'll never know whatthe future brings
But I know you're here with me now
We’ll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with
I don’t want to run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand
If I’m not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?
If I don’t need you then why am I crying on my bed?
If I don’t need you then why does your name resound in my head?
If you’re not for me then why does this distance maim my life?
If you’re not for me then why do I dream of you as my wife?
I don’t know why you’re so far away
But I know that this much is true
We’ll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with
And I wish that you could be the one I die with
And I pray in you’re the one I build my home with
I hope I love you all my life
I don’t want to run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand
If I’m not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?
‘Cause I miss you, body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away
And I breathe you into my heart and pray for the strength to stand today
‘Cause I love you, whether it’s wrong or right
And though I can’t be with you tonight
You know my heart is by your side
I don’t want to run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand
If I’m not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am
Is there any way that I could stay in your arms
Bloody nice song, alongside with Taylor Hick's "Do I Make You Proud".
Was browsing through Boon May's blog when I'm bored to tears after studying Geography (yeah, I know, deadlyyyy subject, running through Sec 3 work and Sec 4 work!) and that was where I heard this familiar tune.
I heard it first on Fang Ning's old blog, then I began singing it like every day and TRIED, okay, tried, to play the song but since I'm a novice in guitar playing so.. you get the idea.
And then as the daily routine of life seeped in I began to forget about such a wonderful song. I must say though, the music video was pretty monotonous -- it's just Daniel singing and singing in some kind of thunderstorm background, meh, I think I can do better than that.
But of course I can't sing as well as him, lah. Angelic voice, so unlike the demonic voice Cheryl has anyway.
Reminder to self: Bring Astrid's present tomorrow @!#&!@# (yah that's the real person, not my bike!)
Oh and happy belated birthday to Astrid, HAHA.
Yesterday was crappy. Cycled to school in the unearthly hours of the day with Melson all the way from Tampines to school, just to take SS Mock test. And guess what, to my horror, the test isn't even going to be marked!
But I must say that studying for it actually inspired (is that the right word now, Lou?) me to play Rome Total War again. Hehehe.
Cycling back to school was horrible because we ended up on some expressway in Changi. Don't ask me why but you can push the blame on having nothing to do at home and hence the exploration spirit!
We cycled the whole stretch of East Coast Park - from the damn light house to the deserted National Service Safra Resort.
Don't mind me, but sometimes I really detest cycling on roads because of some idiotic drivers who have little anger management and they think that honking innocent cyclists is fun (even though the cyclists DO make space for the car to pass).
JERKS.
Putting bad experiences aside,
TADA. Two new adorable Walkman compatible Sony Ericsson speakers has joined the ranks in Leon's sleek equipments' Army!
Great sound quality, light and beautiful! And the main purpose of this speakers? No, not act as a boombox (well it can, because my walkman has a radio function too) but instead act as bicycle speakers.
Sounds dumb? Not when you have the passion of cycling and hearing music at the same time - with these speakers there's no need for Leon to plug on his ear piece while cycling and PLUS he can share his tunes to the world now! (and not to mention irritate people HAHA)
Not cheap, 55 bucks, but I sold my 1.5 GB worth of Memory Stick to the uncle in order to compensate for this, something like a trade-in, lah.
For those who wants to sell their Memory Sticks, sell them fast! That's because the price is dropping very rapidly due to their new mini M2 sticks cousin.
Okay, gotta go back to Rome: Total War now, ciao!
You can stay in my arms for eternity.
EDIT: Enjoy this video shared by Melson :D
Self explanatory :)
What the banana in the drama mama rumbling rama?
Big protest to the emo protests!
I where got EMO? I am not as Emo Elmo as Fang Ning or Olivia (also known as Mummy's girl) and I am perfectly fine - as high and retarded as crazy Cheryl whom I heard is Woodbridge's most noctorious patient!
In fact, I regard this really weird phenomenon of Leon staring blankly into outer space and suddenly going quiet as the preparation for Mid-Year Examinations.
Mid-Year is like, in a blink of an eye but I haven't started because I just don't get the 'feel'. Yah, studying needs the feel and I'm trying to get there HOPEFULLY without getting people calling me EMO ELMO NEMO.
On a total sidenote, today's Oral examination (Mother Tongue) sucked, like completely.
I'm done with the sidenote.
So, if you see me staring out of the window and not disturbing Grace Chow En En (the "ang moh" girl who sits in front of me with that brown freckles and reeks of chlorine and who regularly threatens me physically and emotionally with her pink scissors) at all, do not label me as emo, thank you.
Anyway, got Astrid geared back up again.
Yeah, my bike is named Astrid, in case you do not know and mistake me as a paedophile.
Replaced the shifter, switched to better quality road tyres (very costly) and greased the chain so thoroughly the chain literally ice skates, bought a light due to the request of my mum, all in the budget of 120 bucks.
All paid by mum, mum rocks! :D
And fixed a stand for the better sake of humanity for those who want to 'long bang' (
Next on the list: Better gears, and a speaker fixed on the bike to play music from my walkman phone.
OH and talking about walkman phone, the new walkman phone is sooooo damn sleek but too bad it's not compatible with obese Memory Sticks (it's only compatible with M2 sticks, those really cute and small one).
I got 5.5GB worth of Memory Sticks, damn !@#%&#$ (not showing off, really!)
It's even thinner than the CD case, oh my holy moly! But from the different opinions that my friends have, it doesn't seem to be that good as it looks. Well, how can you squeeze a good quality chip in such a small piece of plastic anyway?!
And that I think it's buttons are ridiculously small, how to message?
Next time if I was to get a new phone (that will occur once my mum gets another voucher, yipee!), I'd get a phone with Windows or palmtop (AHAHAHA imagine a student carrying a palmtop to school).
Okay, next topic.
I think it's just pissing off for Mrs Chen just to tell the netballers not to play with the Secondary Fours, okay?
Yeah, it occured today, Mrs Chen reprimanded the netballers because they played with us - reason because their grades were falling, I heard.
What the fart!
You can't blame us for falling results just because of only ONE WEEK of playing netball every day after school CAN YOU! Have you ever heard of "All work no play make Jack a god damn gay"?
Yah, we are not studying machines - we have fluctuating grades at time and I think that sports are perfectly a fine way to relieve us from stress. Even machines overheat, and they need cooling. Same for humans, too much work, no play, you breakdown and you start slitting your wrist with your textbook pages instead of pulling up your grades, so it all boils down to the same result!
Which one better? Play sports or slitting your wrist with your cursed textbook pages?
Obviously playing sports - you get to become physically fit and you can breathe in Singapore's brilliant air and also help the drink stall uncle to earn more money buy frequently buying Green Tea bottles. It's like killling many many kuku bird with one stone, so beneficial right!
With sports, even emo nemo people like Fang Ning or mummy girl Olivia can get a chance to relax from their hectic lifestyle.
However...
Her prevention came at a right time - at least there won't be games going on next week (where we ought to prepare for mid-year, unless your a staunch study-hater). If there were games, even people that just got the 'feel' to study will be tempted to play by the angelic sound of the ball bouncing and of course the hot players (HAHAHA)!
So it's pretty much a double-edge sword, just that I'm more to the criticism side.
Signing off and GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR MID YEARS :D
OH YES I EMBRACE HAPPY HARDCORE!
Reply to tags:
Ee Sheen - Don't worry, no one does! And I don't bother finding their videos LOL, I don't want to see people burping about their obsession with human dismemberance.
Justin - HAHAHA. What a strong reaction! But yeah, same sentiments, HORRIBLE chromograph of tribal people coming of nowhere to dance to burpings LOL.
Nicole - Zoom zoom zoom! But I always don't see you around leh! I see Jasmine more than you :S
Navin - I don't know either, and I don't want to know :P It's more horrible than shaving off Navin's facial hair BWAHAHA.
Fang Ning - Xiao Hei! You got too much nicknames already, and HAHA to your failed attempts of trying to make me fall of the bike (must grow long legs like me, flexible one too :P) Maybe you can burp too by drinking hell ass loads of Ice Mountain, try it!
Lemuel - Haha yup, I use it to store my loose change.
Astrid - Lol spacepig! Oh yeah, remember to remind me about you-know-what on Sunday okay, later I scared I forgot again! (oops, sorry :P, too much things to remember you see)
Amirul - It's something interesting to gossip about when you have no other thing under the sun to relate to, SERIOUSLY! Fancy Fillet-O-Intestines, McBrain or Vomit Large Size? :D
Alson - LOL, no thanks. I scared Boon May vandalise my foolscap paper again, if she does it again, it'll burn, seriously! (she wrote 'U GO BURN!') Foolscap expensive leh!
Ariel - Yah lah every day see you, and you are ALWAYS more emo than me! Oh well for this mid-year better not take the 3 advices but instead GO STUDY CHEM lah, bom.
Cheryl - YES, just as crazy as this giant hairy kuku stick insect that has 3 metre long chest hair which needs to be curled up by the comb hairdressers use when they perm their customer's hair. Get well soon! (my reply so cheeeeeeerful, sure will one la)
Hui Min - You then emo nemo lah! Our school where got TKG girl? You mean you ah, the FUTURE TKG girl? Don't be sad, you can always talk to your girlfriends through the delightful barbed wire fence near the basketball court!
Joel - No offence but I think emo music is pretty okay, when I'm down and such, I do prefer listening to emo music rather than pop music or some hardcore dance music running at 160 beat per minutes or more, but that don't last long :D I tend to get over stuff pretty fast. Yup.
Anony - LOL. Oh well if Singapore Idol showcase such a burping talent then maybe the judges will be impressed. Now, let's drown ourself in coke! Burp!
Boon May- HEY NERDY Ah May. Your new hair is the most retro hair in town, because it compliments your nerdy blue specs! It's okay, I know your eyes burnt the contacts, I'll buy you one pair for your birthday, okay? :D Thanks for the message today BTW (and I'm not EMO you CHARCOAL)
Manoo - LOL. Well, you never know, their vocalist might be Poh Heng in disguise... *snickers*
Passerby - Sort of and half not, I got the fundamental knowledge but I do not own a turntable yet (although I do use virtual turntables, sometimes, when I'm bored).
EDIT: I swear, some additional research on Cannibal Corpse made me laugh like crazy bananas on ecstacy.
Check this song out and you'll know why, it's a new song, released in 2006.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I bet you don't understand what in the world they are CROAKING, okay fine, BURPING (according to EMO Fang Ning), do you!
If you do, congratulations, you get A0 for English for 'O' Levels straight away, no doubt.
If not, here's for the better sake of all humanity:
11. Maniacal
[Music and lyrics by Alex Webster]
Rage, taking control of my mind
Driving me to
Kill without mercy
I see red
Blood on
My hands
My knife
Crazed, boiling blood pumps through my heart
Pushing me to
Respond with violence
I spill their
Blood with
Vicious
Cruelty
Maniacal
Psychopath
Slash through the crowd of faces leaving a trail of bloody dead
Hold down the scumbag, slice off his ear, gouge out his fucking eyes
Pounding the human maggots, broken bones cause screams of pain
Femur pokes through the muscles in his upper leg, I wrench it out with force
Stabbing the faces
Knocking out teeth with my nail spiked bat
Internal damage
Trauma from beatings causes organs to burst
Maniacal
Psychopath
[Solo: Pat O'Brien]
Chunks of butchered victims cover the floor in my wake
Frenzied battery and slashing slung pieces of face on the ceilings and walls
Raging violence will consume all of my damaged brain
Ruthless murders are the only way to make this impulse abate
Maniacal
Psychopath
Retarded, I swear. But they survived 16 YEARS (going on 17) OH MY HOLY MOLY. But seriously speaking, I think
PS: Watching the MTV is like watching Saw 3!
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I was a friend.
I was a good friend.
I am a best friend.
Yet, I'm not fit to be one - damn bloody hopeless.
Sometimes, we regret what we did. We feel guilt after we say something and we did something.
Yes, this is one of the emo post you expect to find in this cheery BLACK blog. It's like finding a needle in a haystack.
OH well, I'll get over it soon but.. to those whose been hurt by my words (whether if i conciously or non-conciously did it), sorry, yah? No hard feelings.
It's time I start to take sides and fucking hell stand up for what I treasure.
Now I need a break, ciao!
Knowing Joshua is a load of fun - gregarious guy, affable and never fails to keep the atmosphere up. Along side with Josephine, they are an unbeatable pair whereby the people around them will sit there and listening to their interesting stories babbling out of their mouths for hours and hours! (no sarcasm intended)
And besides that you get to realise that most Sec 2s like listening to punk rock or metal for God knows what reason.
And there you have it, the story of the Cannibal Corpse.
They look like really innocent people with funky long hair and some of them have those curly British judges' hair. But do not let appearance fool you, my primary teacher repeatedly nagged, "Do not judge a book by its cover.".
How true.
They croak!
Fancy frog soup for dinner?
Oh and yes if you think you can't figure out what the banana they are singing about (well actually they seem to be doing some tribal ritual, gasp!), same sentiments here.
Wait till you check the lyrics of their songs.
Damn cheerful :D
4. Mangled
[Lyrics by Chris and Paul]
Demolition of bodies, smashed and broken, piles of guts, moist and steaming
Tendons severing, brains are boiling, unburied corpses in state of decay
Rotten limbs start to ferment, torso's torn in two
Skin ripped off to expose muscle tissue, butchered for human stew
Crawl into the cadaver head first, eat your way through the guts
The purgent smell of decaying innards is enough to drive you nuts
The spleen of the carcass is oozing from your mouth
As you chew on the piss filled kidney's
Suck the vomit through intestines, leaving nothing but bones
Violently cutting, seriously hacking, sounds of death fill the air
Bones sticking out, ripped from sockets, blood spurting everywhere
Victim lying dead, neck but no head, smearing remains on your own face
Violently cutting, seriously hacking, sounds of death fill the air
Blistering flesh, another death, stiffened bones, morbid groans
Evil mind, brain oozing slime, feel the pain
Body weak brain contorting, fluid flowing from your organs
Veins torn our, Mangled
Festering flesh, quivering cadaver, ligaments stretched around your own neck
Drink the pus, Mangled
Severed dick, bloody bowels, the gutted corpse now lies hollow
Feeding on feces, Mangled
Amputated arms, crushing legs, head is ripped right off your shoulders
Thrown in a pile, Mangled
Limbs rearranged, head on backwards a humongous heap of twisting flesh
Sewn together, Mangled - Mangled
His knife plunges in your cold battered body
Blood seeping through, the jagged wounds he cuts
Unbearable pain, give into death
Your life slips away, perish in blood
Menacing madman mutilating
Destroying, disfiguring, dead you'll be
Crushing, cracking, killing you
Annihilation, desecration
Born through modern day science
Man has made his last mistake
A creature so hideously horrible
Leaving nothing to waste
Evil has a new face, a mangled horrible face
His views are those of death, nothing will stop his lust
Slicing victims left to decay, listening to their mortal cries
Unhuman, immortal, bestial, now he owns your soul
Crawl into the cadaver head first, eat your way through the guts
The pungent smell of decaying innards is enough to drive you nuts
The spleen of the carcass is oozing from your mouth
As you chew on the piss filled kidney's
Suck the vomit through intestines, leaving nothing but bones
Human converted to beast, the perfect killing machine
Psychotic structure of brain tissue, murder his only memory
Dependant on death, crushing your head, I'm addicted to blood
Chew the decay
[Solo - Bob]
The weakened man must die, tearing out his insides
Smashing all the bones, hear his tormenting groans
WOW! That really made my day, seriously~ , nothing's more delightful than drinking pus and vomit from people's intestine. SO SHIOK, hor?!
Vomit Ice Blended plus extra Pus please!
And this band really reminds me of DotA's Pudge. Self explanatory lah, huh.
Showing the power of Death in brute force, Pudge roams the battlefield searching for flesh to assimilate to his own gruesome body. Over the years, his skin has toughened to resist magic, while developing a stench potent enough to kill the bravest of heroes. With his hook he can drag enemies to their demise by his great maw in a matter of seconds. The Butcher is a monstrosity feared by enemies and allies alike.
Oh well.
Putting the horrors aside, be prepared to see the cutest thing on Earth, with courtesy of Sarah!
HAHA. If everyone buy that and bring it in class I guarantee Mrs Huang's gonna have PMS the whole freaking year.
And guess what - since that Thursday raining incident, playing netball is becoming a norm! With Mr Bok out of the way, maybe it's time for Netball to find a new coach (hint, hint, nudge, nudge)
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
Reply to tags:
Wan Fong - HAHA, not my fault, your brain muscles more MUSCULAR than mine. What to do, so muscular until throw the ball with such strength until it slipped through my hand (GASP!)
Josephine - YEAH. Got pattern! And you and Josh click well, you 2 can have talking competition!
Meryl - Hey! Your blog songs I also have. My playlist 90 plus songs leh! Scared right?
Ee Sheen - Oops! I forgot to credit you :P But you won't mind lah right?
Hui Min - My attention span only 3 seconds. If I listen to some music, I feel like dancing, and that's it! WHAM! Gone case. Morale of the story: No going to Macs with my best friend to study (there's music and babes!)
Eileen - HEY MALAYSIAN. You also go rap one for me to listen lah!
Amirul - HAHA yes, totally agree. Singapore's society is very degree dependant. And degree comes by years of meaningless slogging through different level of education whereby you LEARN stuff that aren't necessary RELEVANT to your career/daily life. HA! Oh sure.. The China Cold War's going to be something useful for my future :)
Alson - HAHA Don't want leh later I end up becoming her coke, then she's going to just drop me in the toilet bowl OMG. That lumpy bumpy grumpy piece of charcoal.
Carmen - Don't use Master Card, use Master Carmen!
Boon May - AH May I swear your new hair is damn guai kia. So you prepared to give up your old lifestyle of COUGH COUGH *points to your nose and your dad's drawer* and your going-out-duing-unearthly-hours-when-Leon's-having-nightmare-about-Boon-May-burning-me adventures ah? And yah you told me that story before already. And that DOCTOR story (OMG info overload la)
Cheryl the Rapist - NO, NO, NO. Big fat no. You owe me one for pang-sehing the rest of us, waste my bus fee, you think funny is it! Throw sushi at your face lah! I also don't want you kowtow to me, each time you kow tow like World Trade Centre falling down like that (giant!)
Justin - OMG I swear that's the most retarded story I've ever heard. I hate bus inspectors, really. And I hate bus drivers who don't let me get on with my bubble tea even though I tell them I won't throw the cup on their GOD DAMN SPARKLING CLEAN BUS @#$&@#$
Lemuel - Oh well, overslept, mah!
Astrid - YOU bom. I think you more emo than me can, go see the smiley face video over and over again lah! Then you'll cheer up!
Rachel - As long as the mushroom season doesn't come, I don't blog, because the mushrooms dominated my brain and now my brain can only work when there's mushrooms growing. ALL YOUR FAULT!
A day whereby I look forward to - a day where I'd feel pretty glad and happy, a day where it will end the stressful week and I was delighted when the day finally came.
But no, today just had to be Friday the 13th, such an unlucky day for the superstitious people.
Melson lost his boots, the boots that he was anticipating to wear for like, one week!
And where'd he lose it? IN THE BUS (?!! SBS must have been a rich company, because so many people lose things in their bus, for example the wallet which I never had the heart to replace, yah, I'm still wallet-less!)
Oh yeah, talking about SBS... (quote from Justin Khaw's blog)
SBS Bus Inspectors. (Yeah SBS, come sue me for tarnishing your oh-so famous name)
After training, Waf, Imran, Mr Rad, Elyasa' & I took bus 31 to PP for dinner.
Elyasa' was using his SISTER'S ez-link card as his card got confiscated a few weeks ago.
Now listen:
A few weeks ago, Elyasa's ez-link card was invalid & there seemed to be a problem with the magnectic stuff inside, so it was unreadable & stuff.
So he was in SCHOOL UNIFORM & paid 55 CENTS to board the bus. Nothing strange.
But halfway through the journey, this Bus Inspector got onto the bus & checked his ez-link card. "Not working"
Well, Elyasa' had the ticket to prove he paid.
Here's when things get REALLY stupid. According to the Bus Inspcetor, since the EZ-Link card was INVALID (although it CLEARLY had Elyasa's face, name & the word "CONCESSION" written on it AND Elyasa was in SCHOOL UNIFORM), he told Elyasa to pay ADULT FARE for the whole journey. (Not cheap, around $1++)
Well, clearly Elyasa wouldn't be happy, so he argued.
Sadly, this dumbass Bus Inspector stuck to his "reasoning" & confiscated his ez-link card for no apparant fucking reason & made him pay.
Okay back to today:
Since Elyasa had NO card of his own, he was using his younger sister's card. Now when he bus inspector found out, he made Elyasa' pay 55 cents again. FOR WHAT?
So Elyasa explained the situation that happend the previous week but these STUPID bus inspectors stuck to their reasoning.
Elyasa still had to pay.
Elyasa explained that his mum said it was okay & that since both are still students, it doesn't matter what card is used as long they paid the same amount.
But this SBS BUS INSPECTOR SAID to Elyasa..Who asked you to listen to your mother?
Enough said, the argument was heated up & practically everyone on the lower deck was watching.
This Inspector wrongly accused Elyasa for many other "wrong doings".
Honestly, what the hell do you want out of a student? Money? Or the "pride" of doing your job?
Either way, these people are still annonyingly F-ed up.
I shall stop here. Honestly, I'd NEVER allow anyone to talk to me like that.
NEVER.
I hope a member of the public read this, so that WHOLE world can know about it.
I SHARE THE SAME SENTIMENTS with Justin. Seriously, I have never liked bus inspectors at all - bastards, I call them (do you hear me swearing regularly? No. That's how much I dislike them).
Once there was this screwed up bus inspector who made my EZ-link stop working just because I was a LITTLE slow in showing him my EZ-link card (you see, I was reading the papers and I didn't see him coming).
And yeah thanks to him I had to replace my EZ-link. And that was my, erm, 3rd time making an EZ-link? And tomorrow's going to be my 4th time making another - because the EZ-link card totally screwed up.
Yah, I know, I sound damn angry over trivial matters like this but today is just NOT my day.
Seems like everyone was feeling pretty emo or angry - yeah there was some dispute in the canteen too. Cough. Blame it on the 13.
And yeah what a tight day tomorrow - waking up in the early morning, fixing my bike, making new EZ-link. Busy, busy, busy.
Mr Lee (principal): So how's preparation for mid-year exams coming?
Leon: Nah, haven't started.
Mr Lee: Oh, when are you going to start?
Leon: Erm, 1 weeks before the exams?
Mr Lee: *Shocked face* Isn't that like, a bit too tight?
Seriously speaking, I can't stand preparing my exams by mugging over a LONG WHILE. Books are really not my type. Really. Besides, I prepare my daily tests on the DAY itself anyway, during recess or after school. Pretty used to it.
Wednesday's Meridian JC talk was F**King stressful (yeah, it's a second swear word, you should know how I feel).
Especially this, "Without a degree in university, you can't get anywhere high in Singapore.".
DEGREE really that important, meh? Why do high class bosses always gauge someone's intelligence by their level of education? I think it's pretty unfair, like really.
I mean, if someone wants to pursue their passion and they quit school cause they don't want to learn some crappy subjects that don't apply to their lives and yet they live poor lives because when bosses look at their degrees they go, SORRY no!
Here, a rap by a Malaysian (I think), languages used: Cantonese, Chinese, Malay, English.
Reply to tags:
Keita - HAHA YOU OWE ME A PAPER ORIGAMI WALLET REMEMBER! But since you send me nice songs.. I guess we are quits!
Chang Sheng - LOL. I got your point :P I swear, you win the best comedian award! Eh, facial sometime during the hols? 0=)
Carmen - Don't copy that then copy you fixing your cars meh!
Alson - YAH LOL. You laugh means Josephine laugh and when she laugh Boon May laughs the high pitch laugh that is SO FUNNY LOL so I started to laugh too! And don't cry I can watch NC16 movies soon ;) and HAHA yeah, BM burns 100cm3 of charcoal per second!
Rina - Haha, okay, don't get diabetes!
Jet - Don't sad Jet, you can be the "slapped" family :P
Hui Min - HAHA yeah, volume knobs! Cause it takes time to "tune up" the attraction, whereas for guys it's like switches, INSTANT! And too bad your face naturally dao so if I mistake you as DAO-ing I also can't help it lah, yah?
Toilet - Busy, busy, busy, yet enjoyable and feel pretty boring and numb sometimes!
Cheryl - You are another self denial kid! Every day every night, dream about me, tempted to COUGH COUGH. Still dare to play hard to get, I swear your going to go bonkers soon you KUKU GIANT HAIRY STICK INSECT.
Fang Ning - ANOTHER SELF DENIAL KID! You not king of the world, you are the king of Ice Mountain, and king over COUGH heart (PS: The Zzz one) :P Oh yah, I don't comment on your LJ cause I'm not a human!
Amirul - I got link you what! And I did say it's from your blog :D Anyway, wow, you can play soccer man! (looks like small guys, okay fine, CUTE guys like us got alot of stamina)
Ariel - Your English is pow-wow OMG go study in England please!
Nick - Haha, will do!
Astrid - Spacepigs are tasty on the barbecue too!
Boon May - You also GOT special powers okay, but don't worry, to save you from embarassment Leon decided to reallllly nice not to expose your DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS!
Daniel - YO. I'm sorry for being like, pretty emo (I'm rarely like that, you know) yah? And tell Desmund don't greet me so many times lah OMG. You know, he greet me 5 times?!
EDIT: No hard feelings for those who think I sounded like a bastard writing this post, oops! :P
Sorry, I just felt like posting this video, great song :)
Here's a follow up on an excerpt of Amirul's blog:
I learnt that yeah, writing songs for someone, about someone is not good enough. Writing songs. I don't write songs anymore because I can't write anymore about anyone else to describe any situation. Today at the esplanade I watched with them this local singer called Shirlyn who was really singing so beautifully and well, I was thinking how she ever got the inspiration to write everything.
Writing all these songs basically stem from past relationships, relationships you're in and your take on each and everyone of them. I guess basically every song has this hidden message of love behind it even if it's just one word, or one verse or even one note.
I learnt that buying stuff doesn't really help.
Let me tell you what I've bought. I've bought tulips, I've bought cookie cakes, I've bought mentos, I've bought green tea. I bought a Prints box, a Prints Photoalbum, printed photos, wrote in it, bought a Nicholas Sparks book, folded paper cranes but no-
Nothing did work.
Yeah, money wasted. I got thanks and hugs and smiles are return but nothing more. What more did I want? What more could I even ask for? To that, I have no answer. A relationship? Maybe, but I feel that answer is just not right. i was not looking for a relationship, just...that inexplicable want.
Right. We've all been through this step - rejected, reject others.
Oh well. What has come to past has became a valuable lesson to me. Gone were the days where I immaturely pursued a girl's love with presents, mushy messages and lots of sincerity. Seriously, I thought they would work, accompanied with lots of sweet tongue and all those lovey dovey things you see on television serials.
Now I know who to trust - not those stupid television dramas, not those romantic movies, and definitely not Parvesh! (LOL)
What seemed like a wooing strategy for us guys (all the romantic candlelit dinner, buying hella lots of gifts and declaring your undying love for her) is just a complete turn off for the ladies.
Like, really turn off.
Not logical? Nevermind, let me put this across - the effect all this "wooing strategy" have is simple, you make her scared of you, she puts up your defences and WHAM. Bye for a century.
And yes I did lose contact with a girl because of this for like, 2 years?
Why is that so?
Simple.
It's the same effect as a 80 year old aunty with wrinkled skin and rotten teeth coming up to you and declaring you her undying love and giving you lots and lots of presents! SCARY.
But...
For guys, it's going to be different when some hot sizzling babe goes up to you and pour out all her love to you! You will be like, WOW, YES, I'm in cloud 9!
Guys are like switches, girls are like volume knobs.
It takes a moment to attract a guy but it takes a process to attract a girl.
Doing such stuff like giving lots of presents and declaring your undying love just makes you look desperate, an extreme turn off for the ladies!
Yah, you might say "Oh, so you think you very pro is it? Who are you to tell us how to woo girls?"
I have to admit I'm not a pro but hey, I'm still learning!
Attraction is a tough thing for guys to learn. Yet ladies grasp them well, like naturally - playing hard to get, making you miss them, a little touch here and there, suspense.. ETC. Makes you crazy no?
Till then, I still have a lot to learn!
Reply to tags:
Astrid - HAHA. Set lah. And HEY I thought your chemistry very pro one? How come now then realise my great surname is HYDROXIDE?! TSK! Fail liao, no more WWW for you, go study!
Lemuel - Haha sure, prepare to get muddy and dirty in the trail though! (and quicksand!)
Cheryl - I swear man, you are one girl on drugs I SWEAR. And OKAY lah, I also can do blur face, my blur face more blur than your face! Too bad self proclaimed food eating champion, go eat more height growth pills! YA I'm going to hide behind Fang Ning, so you want rape, go rape her okay! My virginity is priceless and I'm NOT giving it to YOU!
Carmen - CAR MAN. SEE MY FACE! Okay I'll link you!
Ee Sheen - LOL B'day boy, my gear shifter really break leh! And yah I help you advertise now you need to pay me money :) Bangalas are cool, bangalas = Boon May.
Eileen - HAHA, you go pei your dore, lah! It's better than getting 6 abs when your around with Leon. Oh yeah, I found a slow brain partner for you already! *drum rolls...* JO!
Daniel - Daniel, why so glum? You want my love too? :)
Rina - CAN LEH. Why cannot! I got my own secret weapons!
Boon May - COKE girl. I do not owe you milo, I so nice, help you make milo cause you keeeeeeeep asking for milo, still want me buy milo! GO BURN! BURN! (but don't come my house burn, I got no hell money for you to burn for yourself also!)
Jet - HAHA! Guess leh? First is Boon May, 2nd is Hui Min. And yah actually that is just wet clay but I just name it quicksand for fun laughter peace and joy.
Alson - Hey pal. I so DO NOT blend in like a Secondary Two, fine, maybe socially, but not physically OKAY! All your fault lah, you laugh I also laugh! Yeah and bring on the BHB revolution :P
Hui Min - Yah! Cannot is it! Jealous ah! I know you also want be FHM model right? Too bad, I stole your job! Princess of Charcoal kingdom cannot be FHM model, must rule your kingdom well!
Josephine - That one you cook yourself one lor! Me and Fang Ning say the food can eat, but when you eat, the food go uncook, must be your mouth something wrong lah! TSK. Cold mouth. Cold mouths like green clams (uncooked green clams too). Eat more fishcake!
EDIT: If you think I'm some kind of wuss or pussy for hanging out with younger people, oh yeah, please flame me, thanks, much appreciated! :D
If everyone was to forget school work and the many irritating problems that follows behind, it is today.
Ee Sheen's Birthday. The poor birthday boy opened his wound for the 5th time, yeouch!
IT occurred when we were cycling today, who's the WE? Well, namely Alson, Boon May, Ee Sheen and Me.
Leon just found out that the lumpy charcoal is a naughty liar, because she lied that she couldn't ride bikes. OH well, that's not important. What I realised was that Boon May couldn't swim for nuts (don't worry, we didn't go swimming) when I thought she was some sort of professional swimmer! Damn. And I thought it linked to her.. black-ness :D
Oh yeah, back to the open wound. It happened when Ee Sheen tried to cross this bicycle stopping barrier..
Ouch, red and bleeding, and we had to stop the bleeding with LEAVES because there weren't any tissue nearby until that burning charcoal (Boon May) came along with them.
Instead of helping around with the wound, this is the new generation gesture of saying, "Yes, I care!"
LOL.
Even the victim did it!
I'm introducing Astrid to everyone and they are having fun trying her (don't think wrongly! Astrid's my bike!). Happy consumers like Ee Sheen, Alson, Yexi, Zackary have given their thumbs up. Damn, I'm really proud of her!
And then they decided to go to my house for God knows what reason after we finished our cycling. (PS: Cheryl is a liar, she said she wanted to skip tuition to come cycling but instead end up going cycling, thereby I conclude that she is as crazy as to study History by copying the textbook 3 times)
So yeah, their wish came true. Boon May obviously hogged my stylo milo computer and Alson hogged my television set watching Cartoon Network (wow!) and Ee Sheen obviously stressed over dressing his wounds. Ouch.
And me, busy preparing myself for the Seoul Garden dinner later.
I shan't talk much about the unhappiness around at the beginning of the dinner but I have something reallllly important to settle - MONEY.
Or else Josephine, Fang Ning, Nicholas, Me and others who paid extras would have lost money. And Boon May paid 4 bucks @#*$@#$.
Skipping all the adminstrative stuff, here's the layout of this seats (wow, so detailed, aren't you people blessed that I go through so much s**t to post this!)
There are 3 tables, with a stove on each table.
Table 1 - Ee Sheen, Fang Ning, Josephine, Me.
Table 2 - Alson, Cheryl, Boon May, Desmund
Table 3 - JJ, Parvesh, Nicholas and Ryan
Talking about my table, it's the most NORMAL, standard, ordinary table, just lots of meat cooking (due to many carnivorous people!) and not to forget also lots of oil splurting out, ouch!
And of course me, became the Jamie Oliver helping everyone to cook and looking whether the meat was cooked or not, along side with assistant Fang Ning. No seafood for Fang Ning, and definitely no demonic green looking clams for me. Much beef for Ee Sheen and hell lots of green clams for Josephine.
Next to us is a really interesting table because it's filled with interesting people.
For example, we have Alson, also known as the one who laughs as much as the laughing buddha.
We also have Cheryl the giant self-proclaimed food eating champion who obviously on the day itself couldn't force herself to eat as much as possible because Leon's presence was too intimidating.
Last but not least, we have lumpy grumpy bumpy charcoal Boon May who can't help but to feed her mouth with tons and tons of sausages like as if there's no more sausage tomorrow.
The next table is more interesting.
It's like a pattern you know?
Table 1, normal happy citizens eating lots and lots of meat.
Table 2, OMGWTFBBQ people eating lots of sausage and hell lots of laughter and evil stares.
Table 3, HAHAHAOMGROFLMAOEYEBAGSNASIBABIDAMNFUNNY.
Pictures self explanatory - new invention of the day: Omelette with BBQ meat!
Some random pictures, no group pictures cause no one wanted to, (aww, damn @#$&@#, Ee Sheen's cam wasted)
Blur green clam addict Josephine.
Fang Ning with glittering eyeshadow trying to electrocute me with her eyes, plan failed!
OMG, a laughing charcoal. Damn scary, I very scared!
Demonic self-proclaimed glutton, future rapist, stick insect, and many many more.
Nicholas who beat *ahem* in DotA (oops! sorry, I don't know how to describe) and Parvesh who cannot be trusted!
The group was lost after devouring hell lots of food including Ee Sheen eating tonnes of beef, Josephine eating lots of ice kachang, Fang Ning forcing herself to eat 4 scoops of ice cream (and remember she wanted to diet?! BAD GIRL!), Alson eating lots of sausages left over, Boon May eating curry puffs, Cheryl eating oranges she stole from me and the rest eating omelette meat (not to forget, watery!).
So, they came up with the most brilliant idea ever, GOING my house. What, my house fun fair ah!
Right, so the girls and the guys tried to take the lead, it was okay, after all, it's MY house! So in the end.. they had to follow my LEAD. HA!
And Boon May's phone's speakers are louder than my walkman's 3 speakers, SO ashamed, damn. (Cheryl looks damn blur in the photo, so I purposely upload!)
I told my mum that I had a group of 12 people coming to my house and she was like, wow, shocked? But surprisingly my dad didn't pull a long face, so, much cheers to DAD! (loves!)
It seemed like I was some sort of mafia leader when we crowded the whole corridor. And that's the second time Ee Sheen, Boon May and Alson came to my house (be honoured okay!).
Stayed at the house awhile before the group went downstairs to play basketball and soccer.
Hell, we played 50 minutes of basketball and it seemed like only 20 minutes. Time flies when your busy thrashing netball girls, oops *gasp*!
Highlights:
- Parvesh cannot be trusted, many balls passed to Parvesh, but Parvesh missed, damn! But he did a really nice 3 pointer.
- Desmund and Ryan likes to snatch balls from girls, HA!
- Everyone passes the ball to the little girl (my sister), but not little girl BOON MAY.
- Fang Ning got some really heavy belt! (my belt so light la!)
- Cheryl and Josephine must die!
Sorry to those that didn't get a chance to play basketball because err, we sort of forgot to set the CAP (the amount of goals to score before switching teams, oops!).
All in all, a pretty enjoyable day with a few tension and such, but still manageable :)
Peace out (reply tags next update, I'm lazy :P)
| You Are Not Scary |
 Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet? |
TO OLIVIA: I'm not that scary okay, you pure sexist!
Left to right: Ryan, Ee Sheen, Desmund
And can you guess who these people are?
To *AHEM*, don't jealous!
So the 6 musketeers went to East Coast Park to, well, bike. It must have been a pretty big surprise when Desmund saw me at the bus stop HAHAHA.
I could remember his looks.
*gets down bus*
*Pats Desmund back*
*Desmund gasp! Eyes open big!*
Leon: Eh, Desmund, I'm going also leh
*Desmund with shock look*
Don't worry Des, I'm not as scary as what Olivia said I am, in fact, Olivia is very scary because she is Olivia. All Olivias are scary because.. they are Olivias!
I'm lazy to blog about the whole boring process from the scratch like how we met up, how we got to the rental shop, how we cycled, how we pang seh Ee Sheen (oops!), so... I'm just going to make it short and sweet! (like post it notes!)
- Fang Ning was also damn surprised I came (HAHA! Maria, why you slacking!)
- Yes, I did my no hand thingy again. Well, I REALLY tried not to show off.. but well.. Oops!
- Olivia, she can't run away!
- Ryan is a master in bicycles :P
- Ee Sheen, even though his shirt is so luminous we cycled past him without knowing it
- Olivia's fabulous plan of feigning ignorance while cycling past them
- Wow wow wow, Desmund's a fast cyclist!
- Olivia know nuts about gears.
- Ee Sheen rented a damnnn small one gear bike, aww, cute.
- How the heck did Ee Sheen call Ryan 7 times when his phone was with Desmund?!
And this is Fang Ning's secret to keeping a healthy body that is heavier than MY body (don't think sick!).
Being pauper guys we suggested to go over to the Japanese Restaurant nearby hoping they would sell much cheaper food then major pocket rip off Gelare...
*sits down in restaurant*
*waiter hands over the menu*
*looks at menu*
Leon: Hmm, I think I'm going to order this Ebi Fry Set. What you having, Ryan?
*Ryan looks at menu and points at the Udon section*
Fang Ning: I think Udon tastes pretty tasteless
Leon: Yah, they taste like maggi mee.
Fang Ning: Olivia, we share sashimi?
Olivia: I don't eat sashimi.
So after a pretty long discussion on where to eat without Ee Sheen because he was lost somehow or rather when the rest of the guys returned their bikes, we decided to leave the restaurant for Parkway Parade, where there'll be BETTER food.
It was a pretty sticky situation to get into..
*waiter comes over, wanting to ask what we'd want to have because we've been sitting there for quite some time*
Leon: Err, what if we don't want to order?
Waiter: Oh, then go out lor.
LOL. Shit, I shouldn't have even asked in the first place. Embarassing.
Yeah, so the crowd settled down at PP's Mos after a long journey from ECP to PP.
And the girls just had to choose some damned table that has this wooden thing where you can't put your leg under the table, so I just have to sit through my meal looking like a FHM model, quite good actually. (PS: Ning, you might want to sit that side next time! And thanks lah, Olivia, kick kick kick @#&$)
This is Ee Sheen's coke with milk (?!), sick! Although it still tastes like milk, but I'd prefer my Iced Tea, HEHE.
All in all, a pretty fun day. I'm toooooooo lazy to blog. More stuff tomorrow! (and yes, it's cycling again... ZZZ)
For many, Good Friday was spent either polishing the cross or worse come to worse, doing dull and boring school work (I'm not discouraging people from doing work though, HEHE)
But for me, I have spent a really good quality time with my friends - and not to forget, NATURE.
Yes, you got it right, we're back at the Tampines Biking Trail again, but this time not a one-on-one with Melson (although that sounds more gay but..) but a one-on-three!
Presenting...
From Left to Right: Melson, Zackary, Yexi.
Zackary of course won the best cyclist award for falling down when we just got through the entrance of the trail and followed by a number of times later.
Climbing up the "roller coaster" in the trail.
I know, that's a pretty unglam pose HAHA.
Three lazy bums cutting through the grass as shortcut, tsk!
Tired threesome (sounds dirty, oops!) pushing their bikes up the gradual slope (what can you expect, Zackary leading first leh! :P)
And out of a sudden as we overcame the jungle trail and the horrendous rocky paths, we came to a paradise of nature, okay fine, not really. Full of mosquitoes, construction water (milo pool) and not to forget quicksand (will elaborate later).
Even the strongest nature explorer couldn't resist the temptation to camwhore in such a WONDERFUL scenic place.
(camwhore pictures with courtesy of Melson's phone and Yexi's bag)
And then meet the horror of this really flawless trail!
*drum rolls*
*women gasp*
*children cry*
*old people die*
Q U I C K S A N D.
And to further elaborate and express the horror of this new discovery, I hereby you present to you the two Quicksand Theory videos:
Okay, I'd really got quicksand on my hair okay! Blame it all on sexy Yexi, the rock made all the quicksand splashed on me. If you skipped the first one, watch this second one instead! MUST WATCH!
As if that was not enough... Photographer Leon tried to took a little leap of faith and wanted to get a clearer picture and...
Oh, my, holy sweet infant Jesus Christ!
Self-explanatory, anyone fancy a chocolate fondue? :D
Right, being quick and efficient, the team of explorers have conquere the whole mountain trail (quite small actually, aiyah, Singapore land small, mah.) in an hour, with the whole conversation along the way talking about the newest hottest girl in town, *ahem*! Naughty ah, naughty!
After a quick stop at Tampines Interchange's 7-11 convenient store, the team took off to Tanah Merah to make a friendly visit to Shaun the Sick. Poor Shaun the Sheep couldn't make it cause he's sick, or else it'd be pretty sweet!
And we all drank coke in his house. Underage, cannot buy beer, so substitute with coke :D
But obviously coke ran out pretty fast so we had to find something to fill up our stomachs.
ROTI PRATA.
We literrally had street racing from Shaun's house to Bedok Market! But obviously you'd know who came in last :P Oh, you don't know? Okay okay, I don't want to say names but... *points to Zack and looks up* :D
We sort of had a problem when it comes to parking, 5 bikes, 1 chain... My chain.
BUT...
WE KILLED 5 BIKES WITH 1 CHAIN.
Followed by eating prata Zack had a really sticky problem with his tummy so we made way to Shaun's house and WAITED AN ETERNITY for him to you know, RELEASE TOXIC.
Oops! I let the cat out of the bag, don't kill me Zack (if you read this)!
Yeah, so we made our next destination East Coast park because we had no more destination in mind to go to (yes, Singapore is that BORING!).
Zackary left us in the middle of the journey to join the basketball people at Siglap CC, but regrettably for him, we saw *AHEM* wearing a black spagghetti top and FBT shorts playing at the beach! REALLY ZACK, you must believe me!
But seeing that we have nothing else to do in East Coast park other than watching Donna and the other skating people skate here skate there skate everywhere, so I came up with a suggestion - something that I realllllllly wanted to do for a long time!
SWIMMING.
But time was not doing justice to Melson because his mother demanded him to come home so he stayed at Yexi's condo (yeah we went there for a swim) sitting at the chair and drinking coke, occassionally playing with his mobile phone, looking so emo.
Therefore Yexi and I (who were swimming) came up with a conclusion that Melson will hereby grow up to lead a new Emo Revolution alongside with Shi Xiang the Emo founder, and will replace Singapore's government policies with EMO POLICIES!
Hip hip hurray! :D
And after Melson left sexy Yexi and I swimming together, we caught up on old times at the sauna. I've been so deprived of going to the sauna (no time, you see).
I swear, I love sauna. It's so... healthy. And the feeling where you come out of the sauna and the cold air rushes in and carass your body.. WOW.
I think sauna helps to lose fats too - sweat more, lose more fats!
And then had a wonderful dinner with Yexi, shan't elaborate further. Leon's feeling the fatigue from cycling for almost 7 hours! Oh yeah and guess what, check this conversation with my mum:
Leon: Mum, the DJ thing how? (because the only last school I find that offer DJ (club) education has closed down)
Mum: But how much is the whole set? (the turntables etc.)
Leon: Around 5000+? (talking about Technics DZ1200 decks)
Mum: WHAT! Cannot lah, that's too much. Besides, you're not ready what.
Leon: But I finished reading the DJ for Dummies book and I can self learn!
Mum: Nevermind, since Singapore cannot offer you DJ education, then we'll look at overseas.
WOW! It can mean going overseas after Secondary School! :D (that means quitting school halfway)
This what we dream about but the only question with me now,
Is do I make you proud?
Stronger than I've ever been now, never been afraid of standing out,
But do I make you proud?
Reply to tags:
Boon May - Old mini tiny chao ta woman! Sorry lah, even though small little bumpy lump charcoal very distinct among the crowd but I purposely ignore you! :D HAHA. Oh yeah by the way, will be watching you playing in finals, yah?
Jasmine - Okay emo nemo girl, I'll okay?
Rina - A MATHS CANNOT DIE. Because I'm using it to get my L1R5 of 6 (yah, that's my aim)! Oh yeah, if you need maths help just approach me yah. Doors are open.
Hui Min - WOW. Your becoming a regular tagger liao, charcoal number 2. Chemistry is REALLY better than Physics. You'd never know until you go upper sec :) (but too bad the best Chemistry teacher's leaving soon) Aiya, Ah lian and bimbos all the same, except one is Singapore context one is universal context :D I don't check my spelling one, because the spellcheck is crap.
Ariel - EH Miss Retarded Laughters. Your photo album virus thing is damn irritating. I was sooooo irritated I blocked your contact. Tell me when you got rid of it!
Lemuel - I know, I see your point! LOL.
Cherie - OI. I not basketball okay! I bounce here bounce there bounce everywhere cannot ah! Anyway, my house's oven is those really pathethic small size one. It doesn't have a degree knob on it. (I'm talking about the apple crumbs here)
Astrid - YES. Space pig, that I must praise, you got foresight! Go memorise your ions now, HAHA. If cannot play Basketball because I'm sooooo stretchy then I'd go play YOGA okay! Eh, who you getting for June?
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