Ahh.
The long awaited post by your dear man is here.
After a long wait that seemed like an eternity, I finally present.. my post!
Just came back from NCC (LAND) camp, okay fine, not really JUST. To be exact, yesterday.
What seemed like a pretty boring and dull camp (well, it was SUPPOSED to be a torture, okay fine, harsh camp) turned out otherwise.
I can actually learn something from such a camp!
First and foremost, as we were walking pass the staff toilet at the D&T block, for God-knows-what-reason it was opened and so being cheeky people we decided to make a little comparison between the holy staff toilet and the dirt cheap students toilet.
Watch this.
Oh my God, Nasi Babi.
It's a heater with a shower hiding in the midst of an ordinary looking staff toilet cubicle? No wonder they said, don't judge a book by it's cover. It's true indeed.
Second point:
This camp actually brought me nearer to the Sec 3 guys, which I thought was pretty cold-blooded and unfamiliar to me but who doesn't know that with Leon around, all gaps are brought close, no?
Even though there were pretty much conflict among these kids, okay fine, strong men, but I'm pretty sure with much LOVE, yes I said love, not in the sense of torturing them with hella lots of push up, they are gonna bond.
More love to Japesh and Samuel please, don't push them away - embrace them.
And I'd swear, Siok Jing's (is this how you spell his name?) smile is damn full of warmth - oh my God I think I'm turning gay.
And I really believe that when I come back to the school in 2009, I'm going to see a bonded and confident leaders out of the Sec 2 batch - I mean, they are full of potential and such. I'm definitely pinning all my hopes on them like how I'm gonna pin my hopes on my English assessment book to ace my English in the big 'O'.
Alright, moving on to the third point:
This camp actually brought me much confidence, which I indeed did not expect it.
Sir Aku Bakar came back and gave this really inspiring talk (although I have to admit, the way he expresses his words was pretty moooooooooonotonous, poor cadets) which really brought an upheaval in me.
His words taught confidence, determination and faith.
And I'm pretty sure if I pin my hopes on looking as tall as him (which is about 1.8m) and his bulging and monstrous looking upper torso, and that I keep having faith in it, I'd achieve it, despite the fact that my best friend said, "No, I don't think you can reach 180 cm, even I cannot reach it", so evil.
Boo hoo.
And with this new found confidence that seems to pound in every single vein of my body, I'm gonna gorge myself with Fairprice Soya Bean which has 500mg of calcium in every 1 litre of it, and hopefully drown myself in it if possible, in my desperation to reach the "oh-my-god-damn-hot-guy" height.
And Sohail or Arihant (I can't tell them apart, oh and I swear that Rahul is damn bloody good looking, sexaye eye lashes! Shit, I'm gay @#$%@#$)'s "Oh my God that abs looks scary with your chest, eat more" still rings in my head.
Consulted food expert Gavin for his premium advice (for only $3 per advice) and he adviced me to eat more rice. That's right. Eat more rice and pork skin and I'd be able to break the underweight barrier pretty soon.
Third point:
The school is haunted.
Luckily for Leon, he's not gonna do anymore nightwalks in the school anymore, which looks damn spooky in the night and you might risk Boon May jumping out of nowhere to sexually assault, I mean, erm, surprise you.
What striked terror into our hearts was what happened at an unearthy timing, 2 a.m
It was where we were having some kinda Jungle Warfare thingy in the hall, it was pitch dark, simulating the holy lighting that you experience in jungles where monkeys fly around and bats swinging from trees to trees.
And somehow or rather, according to brave heart Lemuel, the stage light suddenly lit up, flickered quickly and suddenly glowed damn brightly before shining dimly - there were only two people in the whole hall, he, and his cadet.
So all in all, it's a damn enriching camp, the first time I ever learn something practical in my 4 years of life in NCC.
Woke up pretty early today much to my dismay, when I slept 5 p.m the day before thinking that it would just be a 3 hour nap.
Damn, got up and started rushing my tormenting 23 pages long paper that could have killed all my brain cells but luckily it didn't - followed by going out and cut my mushroom looking hair (ugh! They grow so fast, I bet my hair contain some kind of hair growth chemical!).
Back home, it was working out and getting more DJ knowledge in my brain.
Exhausted Leon shall go sleep and prepare for tomorrow's run.
Peace out all!
PS: Ning, your blogging's already doing very well and I'd swear you need to take things easily or else you'd die before I even drown you in the kallang river. DIE!
PSS: Boon May, I hate you, now I gotta see a psychologist , councillor, doctor, medium and priest because of you! Oh well, take care by the way - don't get raped, HA!
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