The holiday has been camps, more camps, more internet, more television, and hella lots of sleep and pimple recovery - some went to other countries to have a good vacation while the majority, me, stayed for the most obvious reasons - school activites.
Once someone told me, "Tanjong Katong Secondary School is the most vibrant school," which if I'm not wrong, is Mr Foo.
Oh my bananas. Indeed. You see the gates open every single day and when you take Bus 33 to Bedok and take a sneak peek at Telok Kurau Secondary School - it's a stark contrast, it looks like a haunted mansion deserted by some royal blood, okay fine, students.
Tada.
Woke up with the bright light shinning on my smooth reflective butt and made my way to school via a taxi (because I was like, late?) just for the sake of Miss Maureen Lian, my English teacher.
So good right?
What for, you asked. I came down personally all the way from Tampines to Tanjong Katong just for oral, no don't think sick (oh pleaseeee! I know the tendency of doing that is high because ahem, this is leon-.blogspot.com but oh well...) , ENGLISH ORAL TRAINING.
And best thing is? My pants split while playing soccer after having my ORAL training, which is the first time and luckily for me, I have my lovely white (jealous people gonna throw stones at me now) Zinc bag to protect my ravishing butt.
So I found no purpose in staying in the shcool any longer and made way for Parkway Parade where I bought Mr Fong his extraordinary pick-up bar chocolate.
Aren't I thoughtful? In this purplish normal looking oblong facade lies a deep dark force that can draw the attention of any sugar hungry female - working effectively for every single girl irregardless whether she is tall, short, fat, skinny, 3 eyed or wearing 2 millimetre mini skirt.
With this priceless weapon, he can easily subdue any girl within a few seconds just by flashing this chocolate bar like an EZ-link card! Tee-dee! And the girls will be so mesmerised by the pimpish purple that they will call Mr Fong their master and stalk him everywhere, even when he's doing his big business.
Lovely, indeed, lovely.
For those who doesn't know who Mr Fong is and is indeed very interested and desperate to know who he is (and hopes to get mesmerised by the bar), check out the photo above.
You can see a tender looking ass facing you, covered in black jeans - oh so tight. It's tempting, it's irresistable, it's irreplacable (to the right! to the right!), it's SEXY.
Hot.
Okay let's move on before you apply PVA glue to your eyes and stick it on the monitor - I can't afford that, I need you guys to keep refreshing my website so that I can keep up with my narcissism wooooooooooot! HAHA.
Meet Ian the
Right here at Jalan Simpang Bedok, he's preparing to make his final squat and with this he will propel himself all the way to the girl-that-is-as-tall-as-the-petronas -tower's house and who knows, might make his lucky landing on the bed itself! WOW!
And also meet Shafie the one who is entitled to the "World Mahjong Champion" prestigious name - do not judge a book by it's cover.
You might call him a Malay and that he is not fit to play Mahjong. Before you bust his nuts, I should warn you that what lies within him is a pulsating brain that is as cunning as Mojo Jojo's (thanks Keita! Oh, and remember to eat my brain too) and a pair of dexterous eyes that screens whatever little small agile move that his opponents make in order to secure his titleship.
And this is his winning tiles - which he won with within a few minutes of the game! What an ingenious and professional player!
I hereby declare that Mahjong is now..
HALAL!
And while the others were playing Mahjong, half the people in the party (oops! did I mention? Oh yes, today was Mr Fong, I meant, Lemuel's birthday party) were busy occupying themself with a second sport - soccer, this time with Zackary's Playstation 2 instead.
And the minority entertained themselves with Nintendo DS. It's getting crazy, if it's not Nintendo DS, it's Playstation, if it isn't Mahjong, it's eating hella lots of food.
And I'd swear, I'll kill my own maid (which will arrive on next Monday) just to get Lemuel's maid, whose fried rice is damn OMGWTFBBQBANANANUTSMIXEDWITHMAYONAISE good.
The big ass wallop mango cake which weighs a tonne, okay fine, I exaggerated - 3 kg but it taste damn fabulous and I believe I will have no trouble in gaining extra fats and lard and margarine in no time.
All the way, gorge yourself with food, Leon!
The party ended pretty early - because everyone seem to have to go, which was pretty disappointing because I thought we could have a decent supper over roti prata shops but it's okay, we'll spare Shaun from eating mutton.
Right now, it's time to embrace whatever time we have to rush through our tormenting and mundane homework and get ready for school (so awwwww right?).
The holiday goes in a blink of an eye - just like my final year. It's already March, damn!
About half a year to go before the real stepping stone - time to work hard Leon, time to work hard *slaps Leon with a big trout*
And here's some artwork you can enjoy before you embark on your journey to eliminate all the homework you currently have - so as not to overly stress yourself and start setting your books on fire.
Oh, and that's Grace in the picture (HA! Grace, look okay, that's what I drew you that day!)
Peace out!
Reply to tags:
Desmond - HA! Now you know that your platoon has more than eight minute, or should I say, eight seconds of potential now, don't you! ;)
Wei Rong - All hail the small one who came to tag! Yes I can apply my skills this way - I believe in using Wei Rong as the netball and throwing it into the hoop! I'm determined and nothing can stop me from doing it!
Eileen - Crazy negative 0.5K. First you physically abuse me and then you escape with flight? I'm so going to cut your ears off and drown you in the lily pond okay, you watch out, you watch out.
Boon May - You know why you won't get raped? Because I'm the victim, your the crime offender! I swear one day I'm gonna bomb your father with loads and loads of charcoal, until he got no choice but to run into Boon Keng okay. I swear man, I swear. And don't worry about your heart, once broken, considered sold!
Hui Min - You know what's worse than physics? MOSQUITOES! HAHA. And they are everywhere in the hall, even right HERE!
Joel - There are so many ghost stories and by the time I leave the school I'm gonna cook up with some story that this kid named Leon drowned himself in Sodium Hydroxide and now haunts the Chemistry Lab.
Rina - I also not much difference! Camp so tiring, somemore see Rina, I almost faint on the spot and never wake up for 5 years, but luckily I didn't do that, because Rina would lose a really good friend and confidant! And you haven't die yet ah? Damn. The fortune teller scam my money.
Rachel - Don't worry, before Boon May heart kena broken, your one must have broken 123847213 times already, right? And don't lalala here. Don't force me to lalala, you would be so mesmerised by my lalala that you would forget about cultivating mushroom from your hands!
Jet - Jet don't be scared! Bring Mahjong tiles with you - they will protect you all year round - Peng!
Fang Ning - Don't count your chickens before they hatch! Who knows, you might have to go into the emergency ward straight after that because the electricity is too powerful for you to handle! I swear, tomorrow I'm gonna train my eyes to grow as big as fishball - see who win la!
Marcus - Of course it was for you man! You know we made your batch training damnnnnnnnn peanut butter jam easy? Back in the olden days where there were dragon slayers who rescued princesses from fire-breathing dragons.. we did like around 400 push ups total in the whole camp. And Siok Jing can be titled as the Smiling King :D
Anon - Now anon you got me confused here, what did the principal do?
Josh - Vice versa mate, your soccer skills fascinate me - I'm a totally OMGWTFNOOBHAHA in the field compared to you!
Wan Zhuo - That's so unreal! And why is your friendster name Waner Unwanted - that's sooooooooooooo sad, no one wants you?! Okay I will give you a glimpse of hope - Call SPCA now at 1900-112-6868
Daniel - Sorry la Dan! I got nothing much to blog about compared to your, because your got kayaking, which we don't have! I missssss Kayaking I swear.
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