HELLO.
I finally something to blog about - that is, to blog about having nothing to blog!
Blogging for me in fact, is getting really stagnant and mundane already. The only thing that keeps me going and motivating me to blog is of course the pretty huge readership. (well it's nothing compared to Xiaxue's viewership but well, you get the idea)
I'm sure readers are also getting pretty bored of the cooking posts every single Friday, with this week making apple crumble, a really good dessert, but I wouldn't bother and I'm LAZY to post about the recipe for this dish because I'm pretty sure no one bothers to read it anyway :D
Don't worry, I'm not some insecure guy that is so paranoid that I think the air force has deployed stealth planes to destroy me and that FBI is coming to splat my brains.
Haha, just edited my Friendster profile today (I haven't touch it for God knows since when). Finally found a reliable school for DJs in Singapore, it's website looking sleek and professional, unlike the others DJ schools' website that looks like crap.
I cannot believe Hui Min thinks that DJing is as easy as just spinning some CD. What, you think everyday Sunday ah, just spin spin spin CD! Much love (don't mistake, though!) to Astrid for saying that DJing is one of the toughest job!
REALLY, no kidding!
It needs good hand co-ordination, musical knowledge and of course, an ability to enjoy every music ranging from pop to rock, eurodance to jazz, classical to metal, oldies to satanic music. And yes, if you don't know, there are actually DJs who mix Christian music, which I think is a pretty difficult thing to do.
I mean, where got people mix religion music one? But that's one of my inspiration of becoming a DJ anyway. Here's a DJ video for you, well not by me of course, but by one of my favourite DJs:
Wish me luck! (yes, it's a pretty short post because I really have nothing to blog about HAHA)
Oh yeah and before I forgot, VOTE FOR SHI XIANG FOR THE COUNCILLOR ELECTIONS!
Instruction to vote for Shi Xiang:
1) When the slip for voting is being passed down,
2) Draw a new box for Shi Xiang.
3) Draw a stickman for his picture (I heard that there's a picture beside every name)
4) TICK AWAY!
Benefits of having Shi Xiang as a Student Councillor President:
1) Free Oral B Toothbrush
2) Free dental appointments
3) Free healthy gum wash solution
4) Free "Lame chop" dish every recess
What's better than all that?
So don't hesitate now my darlings, VOTE FOR SHI XIANG! (don't vote for Sergol, okay?)
And much love to those Sec 2s who come back after their dreaded parents meeting and got a hell lot of nagging or whatsoever from their parents. Don't worry, Leon still believes in you guys! Don't be disparaged!
OH and hyphen URLs can be viewed on my computer now, damn.
Reply to tags (very little nowadays, boo!):
Boon May - Ya you better be honoured okay, but DON'T BE DISILLUSIONED! Your mum really very scary leh, now I got phobia of you already la. Next time I ask my mum to ask you alot of questions too okay! And I'm not TINY, you MINI! (I bet you refresh your URL every minute right!)
Chee Yang - Hehe, that time I did 55 during NAPFA try out. Yah I know that's pretty little for a guy like me.. but well, you know, it's just a try out 0:)
Hui Min - How come you give them such weird names! I think I like the way I refer you as a CHARCOAL, HA. I think I'm going to become your psychologist more than you become mine instead! I also have double eyelids by the way. Double eyelids are pretty!
Kai Wei - No problem!
Eileen - Doing fine man, I need to REPLACE MY EZLINK omgwtfbbq I'm surviving on 60 cents bus rides every single day and a 1km walk from the interchange back home. Ehehe, you can don't be a charcoal. You can be an A4 Sized Paper!
QMJ - Yo. LOL, I cannot imagine a councillor reading out his speech and saying a whole lot of paragraph regarding using my blog as a way of communication the school!
Althea - Don't want leh hong kong girl! How about you give me your hong kong bus card so that I no need to make sure that I have 60 cents in order to go home everyday :D (ez link spoil!)
Xiao Xuan - Sure road runner, did you see Shi Xiang's poster!
Rina - Yes I like mine cause it's like a jersey mixed with a polo! So how, did you manage to finish that pesky English thingy?
Astrid - Yah you space pig, take so long to tag, I almost thought space pigs were extinct already, damn! I think your just allergic to Boss brand perfumes!
Ee Sheen - LOL. When you smell up close obviously you'd smell the sweat smell (played soccer, mah)
EDIT: Imeem reshuffled to put EMO songs first, for those Emo Elmos
I know I'm pretty late on this here, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL ARIES BABIES, especially Mr Best Friend who looks like a bear.
I'm pretty embarassed to say that I'm a BEST friend when I gave him a ten dollar bar chocolate for birthday when SOMEONE else gave him a 100 dollar worth pair of soccer boots, oh that lucky bear. It's good to turn sixteen, really - you get to enjoy more
They call it sweet sixteen, yeah it's really sweet - have fun doing more pull ups and more sits up in order to get A, Melson! :P NAPFA's up soon and I can do 5 pull ups, yes it's a huge shame really but I'd be thick skinned and post it here anyway - target for an A is a 7, I think. Sit-ups is peanut ice blended with extra pearl (well, for those who should know why.. :D) but standing broad jump of course, it's the demon.
Why am I even dwelling on NAPFA anyway, oh my God. What an uninteresting and dull subject.
We can jump on another bandwagon and talk about the newest topic in town - the red head!
Tada. Very pretty, very elegant and profound woman who speaks English with such eloquence that people marvel in delight at this supernatural ability and cannot resist the urge to applause in much appreciation. I hope she reads this as she'll jump up the roof in joy, in elation.
But all good things come to an end, what comes around goes around, what goes up must come down. Dear, if you haven't realised (or if SHE herself doesn't), it's pretty much sarcasm! She was yelling her head off in the auditorium because she can't tolerate noise (I assume all English teachers can't do that well, with Miss Lian being the least tolerant).
Hehe.
Chemistry finally brought light upon itself - all the metals and ions and stuff that I've learn has finally exposed itself and became useful, right after what Mr Tan showed us today.
Wow wow wow, it's better than Melson and Nicole's Mazda 3 - the fuel cell powered automobile!
Now don't get consumed by the chimology of this new technology. Singapore's going more healthy and I'm pretty proud of that. Healthy in the context that we don't burn and chop and eat trees and we don't release hell lot of smelly black gas into the atmosphere.
In the mere future, automobiles in Singapore will soon be powered by gas itself - by just hydrogen and oxygen, and I'm pretty delighted at this idea. Don't mind me, I'm a conversationalist and I can't stand countries emitting gases that add up to the greenhouse effect because soon your children will be making best buddies with Mr Flood if global warming continues :D
This new knowledge actually got me thinking - something I've always want to do. Get a motor built on my bicycle that converts your peddling into electricity which in turns make your bicycle moveeeeeeeee damn fast, so fast that it catches up with Mazda 3 :D. Don't mind me, it's a silly dream, I know.
Games carnival ended for my class netball team and much to my dismay we got third placing (as expected, though) but we weren't disheartened at all but indeed affirmed each other and complimented each other, something which I'm pretty proud of class 4D :D
At least, that's something my class can boast rather than their bottle soccer skills :)
Good job team - Abygail, Asheem, Althea, Wei Rong, Imee, Wan Swen alongside with Tsz Pui and Nicholas (hunk!)!
Another thing that's going on currently - the president election thing for the Student Councillor Committee.
I myself don't really believe in the student president bringing the students and the councillors together - it's all up to yourself, you want to make friends with the black shoes, then do it. You don't want, then don't do it. Bringing them together? HAHA. Sounds like chemistry to me.
And oh my, they are talking about the student population can make suggestions to the school by forums and stuff like that they will make when they are elected. Aiya, don't need to go to such trouble and hassle - just use ohleon.blogspot.com as a hub for communication, sure no problem.
No 50 minutes of waiting when dialing customer service and evil tsunamis in Taiwan will never affect the rate of connection from the students to the school - so fret not, I'm offering 100MBPS of student-to-school connection at a cheap rate of no money at all!
Okay bye bye.
Reply to tags:
Jet - Leon can be a new element then, go discover one new element and name it after me so that I can be in the periodic table! :D
Rina - I'm a humble bumble bee, really. No kidding. I like my Class tee cause it's collar tee :D I like.
Melson - Zoom zoom zoom! My class also in the semi-finals, but that one past already lah, huh. Go host Mahjong Interclass Competition! PENG! :P
Justin - Yes Mr Justink Timberlake, you can be the MC and TAKE OVER the MICROPHONE again and all my pictures are taken by my lovely Sony Ericsson W810i ^^
Hui Min - I'm going to emo charcoal number 2 for the whole term! And you want to see my Jupiterwalk instead? And yes I know deep down you are very jealous your stabbing your own heart with eight inch heels because I don't have a protruding throbbing vein at my left eyelid HAHA. Becareful not to accidently cut the vein with your heels, though! Relinked.
Chee Yang - I'm going to tour around Orchard after Grad Night. It should be fun, really! :D Go get some booze ^^
Rachel - Don't block BM then! Isolate her! Don't give her love! Don't give her mushroom! Don't give her dog food too! Give her all the time to shoot, and as she shoot steal her whistle and blow PEE PEE. She sure feel the urge to pee, one, really.
Joel - Yes I know, I'm using that code to redirect from the old URL to the new URL :D
Kai Wei - Hehe, no displaying of my email in public, you can ask Mr Khaw though, he'd know. I don't want an influx of strangers coming in!
Boon May - Don't worry charcoal number one! You always talk very loud cause charcoal suppose to burn bright bright, but you already burn until very cham, so gotta use your voice to release all the energy within! I understand your pain, really. And where's my lolipop! I want the 10 cm in diameter those kind one okay? ^^
Cynthia - YES! That's the way, feel the WA WA spirit. Bulldog combine with WA spirit equals to ownage. It's like biology, really. Adrenaline makes blood flow faster, but being ENTHU will allow you to release the WA spirit. Good job on getting third.
Fang Ning - Charcoal number 3! I just realise something, you put all the charcoal together. Boon May is charcoal 1, Hui Min is charcoal 2, you are charcoal 3. And it really looks like DO RE ME! (the height!) I won't let you have your way in getting taller than me! (although sucking blood is more nutritious than drinking loads of milk) When Pirate of the Carribeans come out we compare height, loser treat tix, game or not!
Ariel - Got linkage lor, you just don't know how to see the link, or cannot connect! I think your bluetooth got problem! Better go for servicing before it's too late!
Althea - Hello girl with Hong Kong leg. I thought up a new URL to replace your deadly emo URL already. It is, dimsumrocks.blogspot.com , SO NICE RIGHT. YOU GOTTA USE IT MY FRIEND! I THOUGHT IT UP AFTER DAYS AND MONTHS AND YEARS OF BRAINSTORMING. I won't relink until you change your URL ^^
EDIT: IMEEM UPDATED, 10 songs.
Cooking on last Friday was pretty easy - as easy as Keita the vampire biting my neck and eating my pulsating wrinkled brain that weighs about only a kilogram.
Never did we know we were cooking something that worth about a painful five bucks outside - Pasta. Yes, you heard it right, it's the deightful Italian pasta! No more frequent trips to Pastamania where you pay a hell lot for the decoration and the ambience.
Presenting the ingredients - our pasta that can easily be mistaken as pick up sticks (note, it's really unhygienic to play with your food before cooking it - you might cause your grandmother to die) , onions and crabstick.
That's what we have for now.
First we gotta get out the big silver pot and boil some water molecules.
Meanwhile, we peel the crabstick into small little slices.
And chop up the magenta onion. Chop chop chop.
Once the water is boiling ferociously and effervescence starts to be seen - you know that it's ready for a good bath for the innocent looking pastas. So soak it in and watch the hard errected pasta become as soft as tofu (okay fine, maybe not so soft).
And once you think the pasta is ready - which could be proven by a little test: Pull a strand of pasta from each side and see whether it's elastic. If it is, it's ready - if it breaks too fast or can't be pulled apart at all, then it's not, easy right!
After it's ready, pour the pasta into the filtering thing (I forgot it's name) and obtain the pasta as residue (as you can see, Chemistry have a deadly effect on my blogging).
Add a little bit of olive oil to the pasta.
As you can see, I haven't got a really good close up angle on the next few steps but it's alright because the table is so delightfully colorful so it doesn't matter.
As usual, if you have been following the previous boring cooking posts, you'd know that you have to fry butter on the monstrous pan.
Next add in the fresh onion that deserve a whack on their butt.
Then the crab meat - anyone fancy Mr Crab?
Add 3 of the sauces you see on the table previously (sometimes having a bad angle is good!) to whip up the Mr Divine Sauce that will accompany Miss Pasta.
Add in water - phoar, and there you got it, a sweet and sour sauce to work hand in hand with the pasta to play around with your taste buds and hopefully fill your stomach (it's very filling!)
But wait! We haven't add in Miss Pasta yet!
And there you got it - an unbreakable partnership, friendship and courtship.
Mm, curling both sauce and pasta together into an unbroken love that will last for an eternity until they face death in the churning human stomach where they will be broken down into different minerals (nooooooo!).
Tada! And there you got it - serve it while it's hot (and when the love is hot)
Whew. Haven't been blogging for a few days and thoughts of giving up blogging have been recurring in my mind, because blogging have seem soooooo boring nowadays and the URL thing has really killed my mood.
For those who don't know why I changed my URL from the holy leon-.blogspot to this cranky ohleon.blogspot, here's the reason why:
I'm sure many people have encounter the deadly fact that blogs with hyphens at the start or at the end of the page doesn't load, which inevitably, will make my viewership decrease so as a result, narcissist Leon has decided to switch URL to ensure the smooth traffic of viewers and to cut down on the number of angry viewers who have the urge of destroying Blogger.com with nuclear bombs - don't do it, my 2 years of blogging will be gone that instant.
Here are various reactions to the hyphen pandemonium:
The background story - Justin had only 2 viewers on TWO days, which for a good blogger like him, is pretty pathethic. Thus, he decided to investigate into the problem and found out that it's all due to the goddamn hyphen in the URL and so to solve this tricky problem, he wanted to change URL.
Much to his dismay, he realised that Justin is a very cool and popular name so idiotic bloggers has already taken much of his domain names.
And surprisingly, khaw.blogspot was FREE from those annoying 5 year old kids who want to try out blogger but never blog for 1272374 centuries (and taking up precious domain names which Blogger doesn't want to remove).
Look at blogger's reply to inactive URLS:
It's damn screwed up, really.
And finding a good domain name that is relevant to you amongst the idiots who taken up your good domain name is half the race done.
The next thing is - HOW TO REDIRECT?!
The normal procedure of redirecting to a new URL is like this:
1) You change your current blog URL to the one you want, so you won't lose your posts.
2) You create a new blog that has your previous URL and you change the template so that it can redirect to your new blog.
BUT GUESS WHAT!
HAHA, NEW BLOGGER (the one that we all use because Blogger forced us to upgrade from old to new) DOESN'T ALLOW YOU TO CREATE URL WITH HYPHEN, SO FUN.
So Justin kinda had a same reaction like me, that can be described with the notorious 4 letter word: F**K.
Thoughts of changing to livejournal circulated in our minds (thanks lah Fang Ning, your live journal advertising really power pack already!)
But for my case, I'd have Boon May to thank. (thanks charcoal, you really helped!)
She was the one who actually signed up an old blogger account for me while I was busy modifying my banner and redirecting picture. So, thanks alot CHARCOAL!
And talking about Boon May, I'd have a lot of things to thank her for man:
For example, this sneaky picture taken by her. Don't ask me why I look like I showered - the answer boiled down to my semi transparent 4 year old shirt. Mixed with sweat, it sticks to the body like PVA glue, crazily uncomfortable.
OH and Fang Ning if your reading this, I'm TALLER okay! Cheryl is an evil liar, she lied to you that your taller, HAHA. Don't cry - drink more Ice Mountain, okay?
And this video, oh my, and BM said she wanted to record another on Monday:
It was on me playing netball on Games Carnival.
Responses of me playing netball were hot and varied - including things like "Wow, you play very funny", "You play until very drama", "Your legs can twist 180 degree", "Relax a little, why so kan chiong (rush)?", "Look before you pass, stabilise first", "You should join netball" and "Wah you offsite alot!"
Okay, comments appreciated :D Tomorrow's the semi-finals for Sec 4 Netball and hopefully we'll secure the second if not the first place - but things are gloom, Miss Imee Anra Lim hand conditions has gotten for the worse. Hopefully, I pray, that it'll be okay by tomorrow.
4G is sick, 4J and C (merged team, which is damn unfair) is more sick. Looks like Leon have to drink Red Bull on Monday for the best performance - and hopefully attain the nirvana state of "As Mad As Juk Fen"!
GO 4D! We can do it!
Reply to tags:
Wan Zhuo - Sorry lah, you too short, I cannot see you not my fault right! And no problem about the Maths thing - Miss Heng was like, damn shocked, when she see me passing YOUR paper to her. You must have scared her off with your BIG (but not as big as mine) eyeballs. OMG. Go sell your eyeballs to Dodo please. And don't worry about your class tee, I'll print one for you that has a logo saying "I HAVE FISHBALLS IN MY EYE SOCKET" on it.
Jet - Don't mind me, I'm very colourist towards Hui Min and Boon May too! And I forgot what hotel the previous batch has - better than ours, actually. Hydroxide is an ALKALINE and because my surname is OH and that's the symbol of HYDROXID so I call myself Leon Hydroxide!
Chee Yang - IS IT! I hope the Principal reads this then - so we could have some justice done yeah? I totally agree with you with the "Diservicing the majority to benefit the minority" theory man. Furama is like, near Little India if I'm not wrong. I'd prefer somewhere near Clarke Quay, hehe, can have some fun while the night is young.
Rina - LOL. You burnt your hair is it? Didn't your teacher teach you never to play with fire. TSK. Never listen in class - how can like that! Yeah I keep seeing Elyssa wearing your red white class tee. It looks like the Secondary Two cohort camp tee, really. And your friends ego also meh? Must be my influence lah, right? :D
Joel - HEHE. I don't use any hosts - my host is actually blogger. I mean, it house all my stuff, JPGs, XML, my HTML. So I don't really have a REAL host. My friend's Melson. He says that your blog skin is very cool. :)
Rachel - HEY DRAMA MAMA PUPPY. Yeah saw you on Thursday, thanks a lot - I'll watch your semi finals too! Hopefully my presence will give the WA more energy to run lah huh, :D. And your jealous because you can't get to see me in formal - yes, I wore formal to Lem's party. LOL.
Imee - Don't worry, I'm more healthy than your unhealthy HAND! Get well soon - we need your play!
Lemuel - Okay, I'll swoop low and stick my face right behind it and take a GOOD LOOK! :P
Hui Min - MISS BIMBO. Long time no talk, your just feeling the POWER OF JEALOUSY. Don't know what it is? Go seek consultation from Ariel or Eileen, your local love doctors! leonthedj is nice but it's a little bit long so I used this one instead. Your URL got a hyphen too! Please change it to huiminthecharcoalbimbowhocannotbalanceoneightinchheels.blogspot!
Clayton - Not fair! Oh well, if my classmate's parent didn't complain I bet we'd get through anyway but it doesn't matter. I like my Class tee all the same :D Go 4D!
Amirul - Okay, like that I use Japanese can or not! Or Taiwan (Taiwan dramas are damnnnn political and violent, it's all about mafia and evil company bosses fighting against one another).
Boon May - HELLO Miss I-Can't-Stand-Sensitive-People! Set lah, I join netball then I become WA, replace Fang Ning, *sinister laughter*. I bet F&N will be more glad that she's out of Netball only! And I don't want to die - If I die, you lose a really good friend who sits in the canteen every morning!
Daniel - DANIEL! I'm breathing now! Breathe, push, breathe push... OKAY. Your baby is a boy, you must be a really glad father right now!
Eileen - Aye negative 5k brain, very long never talk to you already. Heard there's some problems between you people - what's up man! You need to cheer up - which can be done by talking to the best councillor in the world which *cough* is right here :P
Ariel - I'm not funny. I'm retardedly spastically ridiculous - but it makes mermaids turn over their stomachs and giggle till their one united nation divides itself into 6.
Cherie - NO PROBLEM! And eat more buddy, your veins are damn obvious, even more obvious than mine! I recommend eating 3 netballs for breakfast everyday.
Wan Fong - Bla bla black sheep, have you any wool? Oh yeah, I realised Wynne walks the way you do! You know, the way oversized muscles do? :) Must be the result of overtraining!
PISSED IS THE WORD.
F**KING HYPHEN IN THE URL THAT MAKES SOME PEOPLE CAN'T BE ABLE TO VIEW THEIR BLOG, FOR EXAMPLE, ME. THE OWNER OF HIS BLOG CAN'T VIEW HIS OWN GOD DAMN BLOG OH MY JAM.
AND WHAT'S WORSE?
WHEN I TRY TO CHANGE A URL HOPEFULLY SO TO SOLVE THIS RETARDED HYPHEN URL PROBLEM, I BEGAN TO REALISE IDIOTS TAKE UP DOMAIN NAMES AND ABANDON THOSE BLOGS - RIGHT FROM 2004 UNTIL NOW.
WHAT THE HELL. THAT'S 3 YEARS, AND SINCE THEY ARE INACTIVE. BLOGGER SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
I TRIED djleon.blogspot.com AND leon.blogspot.com AND THEY GIVE ME CRAP SITES LIKE LEARNING ENGLISH ONLINE, WHAT THE BANANA??! AND ALSO SOME GUY SITE THAT SPEAKS IN AN ALIEN LANGUAGE THAT IS INACTIVE FOR 3 YEARS.
@#$&#@$&@#
PISSED.
If something was to make me furious in this particular delightful Tuesday, it was the issue about the class T-shirt.
Playing street soccer has made my day, did exceptionally well than previous and was pretty elated to win 4 matches in a row - many thanks to my other soccer mates as well: Melson, Ian, Charles, Yi Feng, thanks buds, you guys are great!
Luckily the sweet things came after the bitter stuff - it was during break time where the form teacher reprimanded us about being not honest and stuff bla bla bla.
So what happened was this:
We got a fixed design for the shirt and we wanted to print it with a good quality material, which unfortunately cost us like around 20 bucks, much more than the quota of 10 bucks, set by our very dear discipline mistress.
But we went ahead of it and kept mum - I mean, who cares about the 20 bucks to purchase the T-shirt, since it's already our last year here in the school and the games carnival is coming soon, unless of course, you can't afford to pay it, which was pretty unlikely.
However, the unfortunate events began to unfold - so it was told, that somebody's parents had actually called up the school and had the audacity to complain!
For some, your initial reaction when reading this is "What-the-fisherman's-friend-why-did-he-do-that" and seriously speaking, I have no idea. And for those who are softer in the inside, you might feel "Oh man, screw you Leon, you big headed ego chipmunk that deserve to drown in the Kallang River then dismembered by the blades of a chopper.".
I don't blame you - yes, it might be wrong for me to blog about my unfeeling feelings and express it in a way as though everyone owns a bungalow (I'm living in a HDB, I swear), which might trigger this thought in your head "Oh you jerk, go pay for him/her then.".
I can't help but to agree if you have that thought - but let me redeem myself before the waves of condemnation start pouring in like torrential rain.
First we have to look into the fact that why the Discipline Mistress have set up such a sticky rule that lay down so much trouble into our class chairman hands as he/she got to make a tough decision to keep the cost of the T-shirt to be less than or equal to 10 bucks.
It's about sympathising the poor kids - just like why we can't wear branded sport shoes which has a nice color on the exterior. These rules are made such that these kids don't feel bad and can get on with their Secondary life without jealousy and envy and mockery etc. etc.
But let's ask ourself this: So it's okay to make a handful of the minority feel good while the rest feel pretty bad cause they have to stick with such a delicate species of shoes (the white species) and T-shirt (the ten bucks species)?
So in reality, does the political party with the least vote get the place? Is there justice?
Is there fairness?
It's pretty much the same.
By making these rules and limitations - the majority is actually troubled by the minority. Call me unfeeling, call me hardless, call me proud of my wealth (I don't actually flaunt my wealth around - you don't see me in school throwing bank notes everywhere!), but it's the cold hard truth.
Let's apply this limitations and rules in a bigger point of view - the nation itself.
So is the government going to set a law whereby billionaires and millionaires have to sell their condominium and bungalows and downgrade themselves into for example, a one room flat, in order to make the people who can't afford good houses feel good?
Is that so?
Isn't that communism already, whereby everyone is equal?
What is this?
But of course - I wouldn't be so critical until the end, it makes no sense, I'd rather make love (don't think dirty, ah) than war.
I'd rather prefer the people who can't afford or do not want to buy the T-shirt to actually make a point to voice their opinions rather than having their parents to complain or setting such a school rule just to limit the majority.
And even if the person who can't afford it die die want to obtain the T-shirt, maybe his/her good friends can help him/her pay, if not, then too bad, this is to ensure that people don't start abusing the fact that the class have to share cost for the person.
Isn't it better this way? Isn't it more fair?
Doesn't this keep everyone happy?
Just voicing out my views - no hard feelings to offended people.
Anyway, many thanks to Zackary who started the Leon Display Picture revolution which is like so OMGWTFBBQ?! Just check this pictures out and you get what I mean:
Display picture cropped from a picture taken yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars back when I was in Korea - as you can see, it was before puberty (HEHEHE) and somehow or rather I had this really old fashionable geeky looking mushroom hair but oh well, you get the picture anyway (I was just a kid!).
And to thank Mr Zackary Lee Yao Quan, I'm so honoured to put his lonnnnnnnnng gone picture on my blog!
Long gone picture taken long ago which can be dug up in my archives (but most of pictures don't load anymore, boo hoo!).
Much love, people. And good luck for those participating in Games Carnival tomorrow and on Thursday.
And he was made a pretty boy, and he finally realised that he hadn't been talking to her for so long.
Reply to tags:
Joel - Yes bro, I checked it out and you did it again, impressing me with your wah-pow Flash making skills - Your the man! Anyway, do you mind helping my friend do a flash blog template too?
Rachel - Oh like that, lalala some more - you'd better come watch me play netball on Thursday okay? Then I'll give you mushroom sushi for your birthday present. Ngek :) And yeah you jealous I go Lemuel's party right? Nevermind next time you got host event like
Zu Kai - Hey! Sorry that other day yah, sort of like "pang seh" you on the bus. Woops! And yeah, I like big butts and I cannot lie! (but I love ZK more!)
Eileen - You sound so emo elmo can! Cannot lah, looks like you need your daily dosage of dewgong more! Consume your dewdong 78 times a day as prescribed by your affable local doctor Leon! And yes my pants did split, stop thinking about it already you pervy!
Louissa - OMG. You blue skinned freakkkkk (it's not an old joke okay!), so you've been sneakily print screening the webcam throughout the conversation! I feel molested! *Gasp!* Hand over the pictures now or I'm going to kill you with mushy letters and 23497856328423 of red-roses-that-die-in-one-day-and-it's-like-so-freaking-expensive-but-guys-buy-it-anyway-for-don't-know-what-damn-reason.
Rina - Wow, your ego skill has improved by leaps and bounds after knowing Leon for so long! I'm definitely influential, I knew it man, I knew it! And I'd swear, your new hair looks damn punk man, like those no-more-can-you-bully-me type of girl.
Wan Zhuo - HEY! Don't anyhow smack me, each smack cost you a few bucks okay - if you can afford then smack! And self denial is futile, it makes your nose grow longer only! And HEH HEH - they are contacts :P (sorry I can't help but to say it!)
Jet - Oh my God, I'm still trying to get that adorable Chinese mahjong game. Someday I'll get it. Someday! And yeah will link you too.
Marcus - LOL yeah I'd swear you guys are lucky man! And don't complain about fire drill, cause it was as lenient as peanut butter jam already, REALLY!
Anony - Okay friend, don't worry, I'm going to be your successor in doing that! :D
Lemuel - Sorry bro, you've always known that I'm a bad boy - from the start and to the end, so you can't blame me for doing naughty things like showing your naughty ass! :D
Boon May - Alright, the black as charcoal coated with blacker charcoal Sab Boon , one day I'll personally hand the Mars bar that is happily rotting in my fridge, where there is a spotlight shining from above and there is a Hallehlujah music playing in the background!
Hui Min - TOO BAD Mosquito. You have to live with this name and it doesn't matter if you retaliate by sucking my blood because I've got hell lots of patience to tolerate this annoying mosquito! :P And charcoal suits you better, FAKE bimbo, HAHA!
Ariel - I sooooooo agree with you more than I agree that the sun is going to burn the moon and kill Jupiter! And yes I sell mermaid meat for like, 20 cents per kilogram? Cheap right, buy fast before stock clear!
If today was extraordinary, it was today.
The holiday has been camps, more camps, more internet, more television, and hella lots of sleep and pimple recovery - some went to other countries to have a good vacation while the majority, me, stayed for the most obvious reasons - school activites.
Once someone told me, "Tanjong Katong Secondary School is the most vibrant school," which if I'm not wrong, is Mr Foo.
Oh my bananas. Indeed. You see the gates open every single day and when you take Bus 33 to Bedok and take a sneak peek at Telok Kurau Secondary School - it's a stark contrast, it looks like a haunted mansion deserted by some royal blood, okay fine, students.
Tada.
Woke up with the bright light shinning on my smooth reflective butt and made my way to school via a taxi (because I was like, late?) just for the sake of Miss Maureen Lian, my English teacher.
So good right?
What for, you asked. I came down personally all the way from Tampines to Tanjong Katong just for oral, no don't think sick (oh pleaseeee! I know the tendency of doing that is high because ahem, this is leon-.blogspot.com but oh well...) , ENGLISH ORAL TRAINING.
And best thing is? My pants split while playing soccer after having my ORAL training, which is the first time and luckily for me, I have my lovely white (jealous people gonna throw stones at me now) Zinc bag to protect my ravishing butt.
So I found no purpose in staying in the shcool any longer and made way for Parkway Parade where I bought Mr Fong his extraordinary pick-up bar chocolate.
Aren't I thoughtful? In this purplish normal looking oblong facade lies a deep dark force that can draw the attention of any sugar hungry female - working effectively for every single girl irregardless whether she is tall, short, fat, skinny, 3 eyed or wearing 2 millimetre mini skirt.
With this priceless weapon, he can easily subdue any girl within a few seconds just by flashing this chocolate bar like an EZ-link card! Tee-dee! And the girls will be so mesmerised by the pimpish purple that they will call Mr Fong their master and stalk him everywhere, even when he's doing his big business.
Lovely, indeed, lovely.
For those who doesn't know who Mr Fong is and is indeed very interested and desperate to know who he is (and hopes to get mesmerised by the bar), check out the photo above.
You can see a tender looking ass facing you, covered in black jeans - oh so tight. It's tempting, it's irresistable, it's irreplacable (to the right! to the right!), it's SEXY.
Hot.
Okay let's move on before you apply PVA glue to your eyes and stick it on the monitor - I can't afford that, I need you guys to keep refreshing my website so that I can keep up with my narcissism wooooooooooot! HAHA.
Meet Ian the
Right here at Jalan Simpang Bedok, he's preparing to make his final squat and with this he will propel himself all the way to the girl-that-is-as-tall-as-the-petronas -tower's house and who knows, might make his lucky landing on the bed itself! WOW!
And also meet Shafie the one who is entitled to the "World Mahjong Champion" prestigious name - do not judge a book by it's cover.
You might call him a Malay and that he is not fit to play Mahjong. Before you bust his nuts, I should warn you that what lies within him is a pulsating brain that is as cunning as Mojo Jojo's (thanks Keita! Oh, and remember to eat my brain too) and a pair of dexterous eyes that screens whatever little small agile move that his opponents make in order to secure his titleship.
And this is his winning tiles - which he won with within a few minutes of the game! What an ingenious and professional player!
I hereby declare that Mahjong is now..
HALAL!
And while the others were playing Mahjong, half the people in the party (oops! did I mention? Oh yes, today was Mr Fong, I meant, Lemuel's birthday party) were busy occupying themself with a second sport - soccer, this time with Zackary's Playstation 2 instead.
And the minority entertained themselves with Nintendo DS. It's getting crazy, if it's not Nintendo DS, it's Playstation, if it isn't Mahjong, it's eating hella lots of food.
And I'd swear, I'll kill my own maid (which will arrive on next Monday) just to get Lemuel's maid, whose fried rice is damn OMGWTFBBQBANANANUTSMIXEDWITHMAYONAISE good.
The big ass wallop mango cake which weighs a tonne, okay fine, I exaggerated - 3 kg but it taste damn fabulous and I believe I will have no trouble in gaining extra fats and lard and margarine in no time.
All the way, gorge yourself with food, Leon!
The party ended pretty early - because everyone seem to have to go, which was pretty disappointing because I thought we could have a decent supper over roti prata shops but it's okay, we'll spare Shaun from eating mutton.
Right now, it's time to embrace whatever time we have to rush through our tormenting and mundane homework and get ready for school (so awwwww right?).
The holiday goes in a blink of an eye - just like my final year. It's already March, damn!
About half a year to go before the real stepping stone - time to work hard Leon, time to work hard *slaps Leon with a big trout*
And here's some artwork you can enjoy before you embark on your journey to eliminate all the homework you currently have - so as not to overly stress yourself and start setting your books on fire.
Oh, and that's Grace in the picture (HA! Grace, look okay, that's what I drew you that day!)
Peace out!
Reply to tags:
Desmond - HA! Now you know that your platoon has more than eight minute, or should I say, eight seconds of potential now, don't you! ;)
Wei Rong - All hail the small one who came to tag! Yes I can apply my skills this way - I believe in using Wei Rong as the netball and throwing it into the hoop! I'm determined and nothing can stop me from doing it!
Eileen - Crazy negative 0.5K. First you physically abuse me and then you escape with flight? I'm so going to cut your ears off and drown you in the lily pond okay, you watch out, you watch out.
Boon May - You know why you won't get raped? Because I'm the victim, your the crime offender! I swear one day I'm gonna bomb your father with loads and loads of charcoal, until he got no choice but to run into Boon Keng okay. I swear man, I swear. And don't worry about your heart, once broken, considered sold!
Hui Min - You know what's worse than physics? MOSQUITOES! HAHA. And they are everywhere in the hall, even right HERE!
Joel - There are so many ghost stories and by the time I leave the school I'm gonna cook up with some story that this kid named Leon drowned himself in Sodium Hydroxide and now haunts the Chemistry Lab.
Rina - I also not much difference! Camp so tiring, somemore see Rina, I almost faint on the spot and never wake up for 5 years, but luckily I didn't do that, because Rina would lose a really good friend and confidant! And you haven't die yet ah? Damn. The fortune teller scam my money.
Rachel - Don't worry, before Boon May heart kena broken, your one must have broken 123847213 times already, right? And don't lalala here. Don't force me to lalala, you would be so mesmerised by my lalala that you would forget about cultivating mushroom from your hands!
Jet - Jet don't be scared! Bring Mahjong tiles with you - they will protect you all year round - Peng!
Fang Ning - Don't count your chickens before they hatch! Who knows, you might have to go into the emergency ward straight after that because the electricity is too powerful for you to handle! I swear, tomorrow I'm gonna train my eyes to grow as big as fishball - see who win la!
Marcus - Of course it was for you man! You know we made your batch training damnnnnnnnn peanut butter jam easy? Back in the olden days where there were dragon slayers who rescued princesses from fire-breathing dragons.. we did like around 400 push ups total in the whole camp. And Siok Jing can be titled as the Smiling King :D
Anon - Now anon you got me confused here, what did the principal do?
Josh - Vice versa mate, your soccer skills fascinate me - I'm a totally OMGWTFNOOBHAHA in the field compared to you!
Wan Zhuo - That's so unreal! And why is your friendster name Waner Unwanted - that's sooooooooooooo sad, no one wants you?! Okay I will give you a glimpse of hope - Call SPCA now at 1900-112-6868
Daniel - Sorry la Dan! I got nothing much to blog about compared to your, because your got kayaking, which we don't have! I missssss Kayaking I swear.
Look at Louisa's newest post, HAHAHA.
Ahh.
The long awaited post by your dear man is here.
After a long wait that seemed like an eternity, I finally present.. my post!
Just came back from NCC (LAND) camp, okay fine, not really JUST. To be exact, yesterday.
What seemed like a pretty boring and dull camp (well, it was SUPPOSED to be a torture, okay fine, harsh camp) turned out otherwise.
I can actually learn something from such a camp!
First and foremost, as we were walking pass the staff toilet at the D&T block, for God-knows-what-reason it was opened and so being cheeky people we decided to make a little comparison between the holy staff toilet and the dirt cheap students toilet.
Watch this.
Oh my God, Nasi Babi.
It's a heater with a shower hiding in the midst of an ordinary looking staff toilet cubicle? No wonder they said, don't judge a book by it's cover. It's true indeed.
Second point:
This camp actually brought me nearer to the Sec 3 guys, which I thought was pretty cold-blooded and unfamiliar to me but who doesn't know that with Leon around, all gaps are brought close, no?
Even though there were pretty much conflict among these kids, okay fine, strong men, but I'm pretty sure with much LOVE, yes I said love, not in the sense of torturing them with hella lots of push up, they are gonna bond.
More love to Japesh and Samuel please, don't push them away - embrace them.
And I'd swear, Siok Jing's (is this how you spell his name?) smile is damn full of warmth - oh my God I think I'm turning gay.
And I really believe that when I come back to the school in 2009, I'm going to see a bonded and confident leaders out of the Sec 2 batch - I mean, they are full of potential and such. I'm definitely pinning all my hopes on them like how I'm gonna pin my hopes on my English assessment book to ace my English in the big 'O'.
Alright, moving on to the third point:
This camp actually brought me much confidence, which I indeed did not expect it.
Sir Aku Bakar came back and gave this really inspiring talk (although I have to admit, the way he expresses his words was pretty moooooooooonotonous, poor cadets) which really brought an upheaval in me.
His words taught confidence, determination and faith.
And I'm pretty sure if I pin my hopes on looking as tall as him (which is about 1.8m) and his bulging and monstrous looking upper torso, and that I keep having faith in it, I'd achieve it, despite the fact that my best friend said, "No, I don't think you can reach 180 cm, even I cannot reach it", so evil.
Boo hoo.
And with this new found confidence that seems to pound in every single vein of my body, I'm gonna gorge myself with Fairprice Soya Bean which has 500mg of calcium in every 1 litre of it, and hopefully drown myself in it if possible, in my desperation to reach the "oh-my-god-damn-hot-guy" height.
And Sohail or Arihant (I can't tell them apart, oh and I swear that Rahul is damn bloody good looking, sexaye eye lashes! Shit, I'm gay @#$%@#$)'s "Oh my God that abs looks scary with your chest, eat more" still rings in my head.
Consulted food expert Gavin for his premium advice (for only $3 per advice) and he adviced me to eat more rice. That's right. Eat more rice and pork skin and I'd be able to break the underweight barrier pretty soon.
Third point:
The school is haunted.
Luckily for Leon, he's not gonna do anymore nightwalks in the school anymore, which looks damn spooky in the night and you might risk Boon May jumping out of nowhere to sexually assault, I mean, erm, surprise you.
What striked terror into our hearts was what happened at an unearthy timing, 2 a.m
It was where we were having some kinda Jungle Warfare thingy in the hall, it was pitch dark, simulating the holy lighting that you experience in jungles where monkeys fly around and bats swinging from trees to trees.
And somehow or rather, according to brave heart Lemuel, the stage light suddenly lit up, flickered quickly and suddenly glowed damn brightly before shining dimly - there were only two people in the whole hall, he, and his cadet.
So all in all, it's a damn enriching camp, the first time I ever learn something practical in my 4 years of life in NCC.
Woke up pretty early today much to my dismay, when I slept 5 p.m the day before thinking that it would just be a 3 hour nap.
Damn, got up and started rushing my tormenting 23 pages long paper that could have killed all my brain cells but luckily it didn't - followed by going out and cut my mushroom looking hair (ugh! They grow so fast, I bet my hair contain some kind of hair growth chemical!).
Back home, it was working out and getting more DJ knowledge in my brain.
Exhausted Leon shall go sleep and prepare for tomorrow's run.
Peace out all!
PS: Ning, your blogging's already doing very well and I'd swear you need to take things easily or else you'd die before I even drown you in the kallang river. DIE!
PSS: Boon May, I hate you, now I gotta see a psychologist , councillor, doctor, medium and priest because of you! Oh well, take care by the way - don't get raped, HA!
Reply to tags:
Jet - Not really, I tried finding it, but to no avail. It doesn't matter already anyway, since I've already got the book :D
Daniel - YO. Kayaking's fun isn't it. Damn, I wished I could have joined you guys, but well, got my duties :)
Rachel - WHY YOU NEVER GO! You scared you go there then come back become like Boon May right? Or is there another reason..? Oh I know already. You cannot bear to leave because you miss eating my mushrooms right? I KNEW IT.
(: - HAHA you sound so Justin, but whoever you are, here's the post you waited for!
Rina - I saw you! AND you didn't run, how could you, you were late! You are evil. For that, you must die tonight! And yeah, will relink you, yup.
Kaylie - MUN TOU. Missed you girl! You'd better show me some pics of the stuff over there :D Waiting to hear interesting stuff from you! And yeah, I'll link it ASAP. Ice box rules :)
Louissa - Lou you blue skinned! I'm not an airhead and your a warhead, and tell me whether my stuff works or not ya? And I know my name is much more interesting than lou gong :) To the left, to the left!
Eileen - Fly fly fly, your gonna hit the moon sooner or later I tell ya, you fly somemore, dewdong's gonna be missing his dumbo! And yeah that's the men's language. Embrace it (but I'm not trying to encourage you to say it lah, and if you do I'm gonna kick your.. oh yeah, you got no balls, oops!)
Ronald - No problem mate, at least I get to learn how to play Mahjong back in school :D And I didn't really felt like playing in the arcade that day HEHE.
Cherie - Come on man, the patty is fried with love, I mean, by my love! Of course it will taste good and delicious and not to forget, FAT. You need more fat, I'm gonna drown you in oil, okay!
Ariel - One day, I'm going to fish a mermaid from the sea and I'm gonna mince it and make it into Filet-O-Fish :D
Wan Zhuo - Does your god sister has as big eyeballs as you do? Oh my God. Are you sure they are reallllllll eyeballs in the first place, not fishballs? :D Anyway yeah the IT fair is filled with babes!
Uan - Don't worry mate, it's not Hoho. It's an outside teacher whose a cooking radio station host.
Boon Yee - This post is self explanatory! :D
... - I know. Speechless is the new pink!
Joel - Don't worry, you can make it for another event - handing over ceremony.
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