For those who don't know who in the banana nuts is Celeste Chen, she's a Vblogger (a blogger who uses much of video) and she gets 700 THOUSAND views (that's what she proclaims) and her language STINKS.
At least Xia Xue's blog is good because she doesn't use her body in order to SEDUCE old teeko peks to get famous, like what Celeste do.
Her blog's background is her picture wearing 1/4 jeans and some kinda revealing top but she doesn't has any good figure or looks anyway.
SO ANGRY.
And Girls Out Loud featured Steven Lim, another figure depicting the failure of manhood.
The guys suck at girls. Come on, they could do something better, like getting me on the programme, don't you just have to agree? SAY YES!
Leon is back again with the Chronicles of Cooking, this week presenting to you all one of the most delicious food ever conjured (out of the 2 food that I have learnt how to cook) - The Orange Gazed Chicken!
Along side with Cherie the World's Renown Camera Whore who won the Best Camwhore title award for a mere 10 years in a row, we bring you the most interesting step by step cooking-made-easy guide - preparing a delicious healthy feast for the family, oh what an achievement!
First, you need to purchase a few obese juicy looking chicken drumsticks from your nearby market or NTUC.
Next, you have to go through a cruel and grotesque unhumane process called deboning whereby you would have to remove the bone of the chicken drumstick from the flesh. You are warned that there will be lots of gore and might risk fainting. Parental advisory compulsory.
The end result? Mr Lonely Bone and yummy raw chicken flesh.
Meanwhile, slice the groovy orange color stick otherwise known as carrots into big fat chunks and do the same for the
Then you add some orange peels in a bowl containing the obese delicious raw flesh that you have deboned, after adding oyster sauce.
Then add some red hot chilli pepper, a little bit of soy sauce and squeeze some yellow balls otherwise known as lemon.
The end product, a disgusting looking mixture of something that has the potential to be damn bloody tasty, after a process called
Here comes Leon the
Energy in action, too fast for the camera's shutter speed to capture a clear picture. Oh look at this popping veins *backs off*!
Camwhore Cherie grabs the attention of the world with her ever fatal peace sign again, this time frying the cold yellow chunk of butter.
Zsssssssssssst, the sound of
Next, pop in the colorful chunks and watch them brown.
And then later the marinaded chicken and watch it miraculously turn edible (cooking is such an amazing process, really). In this process the nerves in your nosehair will probably suffer an emotional breakdown because it is unable to withstand the overwhelming fragrance.
Fry, fry, fry.
Cherie tasting the food.
After the process of frying and stomachs all ready to welcome the hot steaming food to digest, we still have one ultimate step to reach the final product.
BAKING the food for an approximate 10 minutes under 200 degree celcius heat.
End product?
A hungry Kai Liang succumbing to the temptation of the delicious heavenly smell emitting from the juicy chicken (which taste sweet as well because of the orange).
And I swear, some of the traffic coming into the blog is damn outrageous:
People searching for Fang Ning in blogger and ending up on my blog. WTFishmonger?
And then people searching for Rachel (Sec 3 netballer) as well, innocently landing on leon-.blogspot.com. *hints hints to Kenny, nudges nudges*
Talking about leon-.blogspot.com, Justin let me into this amazing discovery:
The leon.blogspot.com , and whoever owns that website I'm gonna so mercilessly dismember him because look at his MOST recent post, year 2001 ?!
OI. I want my domain name so I can remove this stupid hyphen okay!
Nevermind.
And Justin's studying for common test, WOW.
A miracle.
Hmph. I was actually studying Chinese in the early morning but when noon came I realised I couldn't really make it.
Things accomplished:
- Doing my chinese workbook (wow!)
- Reading my chinese newsletter (even more wow!)
- Watching Chinese show (WOW!)
Yeah, was watching this Chinese show about some Chinese assassins who were damn brutally trained, they had to use lethal methods and in the end had to kill their own friends in order to survive, much like the survival of the fittest.
After watching the show, I swear, I was feeling so bored of educational stuffs that I completely threw away my chinese stuff one side and came online just to blog (must be honoured, okay!).
Feeling soooooooooo lethargic all the way for the whole day - was playing soccer yesterday after Flag Day, slept like a suckling pig for a total of 14 hours (I SWEAR, my dark rings/eyebags are still there).
Lethargic.
REPLY TO TAGS:
CHEE YANG - I did write that myself according to my creative juices okay! :D
ARIEL - Green tea is cool! And of course you gotta be moved by my dettol man, it's the world's most valuable medicine. Must treasure okay! Can cure all coconut-related diseases.
KAI WEI - Next time I make Kai Kwa, okay?! :) And my email is.. hehehe, find out from Justin Khaw.
RINA - LOL. I not so fragile okay, and it's more like you bully such a nice guy like me because nice people don't bully nice people. How's the anger management coming? Meditate more :D
JET - Shiok for you lah, my ang pow money still remain constant, luckily. Anyway, I bet you went for indoor tan right, so dark, like charcoal mix with black paint :P
DANIEL - Huh, what has it gotta do with focus? LOL. I think you focus too much on bak kwa until thoughts went haywire :P Anyway I can't find a source where all these pops up came from. Ultimate solution? MOZZILA FIREFOX!
PENG JIN - Next time got Penguin Kwa, surely!
RACHEL - Rachew! My green tea nice right, of course nice lah. I buy one what, if not nice, I'm gonna throw you into SPCA. Scared or not? :P And where can like that, underestimate my Chinese language ability, tsk. Evil, evil, mushroom corrupted!
WAN ZHUO - Self denial is bad! And don't fly too high, later cannot wan (turn) then you fly until Jupiter then you know.
CHANG SHENG - WAH! I bet your DS increased memory space by a few gigs because of me right, HEHE :P
AIRPORK - Okay! Bak kwa nice to eat, I'll eat more!
AMIRUL - Yeah man period, next time will have chicken version so it won't be racist! :D
JOSHUA - !xobile , hot piece of meat, every girl want a piece of it! Nevermind if you don't like being a meat, you can be a Singapore soccer player potential!
SU WEI - HELLO! Talk to you sometime in school ;)
ASTRID - Very nong nong ago already. How can you be so muddled up with the conquest of jelly beans until you forget about tagging in my blog? SO EVIL!
HUI MIN - That is so random! If your 2 metres, I must have been 3 metres :P Unless you wear charcoal friendly heels, heels that won't burn HEHEHE.
BOON MAY - I don't owe you lolipop! But your snickers is still stuck in my fridge. You owe me Bee Hoon!
AUDREY - Okay buddy!
WAN SWEN - Yeah man, I love youtube! Singapore should has its own version - Youtiao. And Melson aunt always give him alot one, this year very little, that's why ang pow stock market drop mah.
CHERIE - Hydroxide upload your evil camwhore pictures already! Don't whine! Or else I'm gonna cook you next friday!
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