Friday, February 09, 2007

EDIT: DJ Q Bert is sick stuff. Just look at this video.



Damn, that is definitely not easy man!



Today is indeed the day where all the anticipation in the 90 batch students will be fully eradicated, followed by either a gush of elation or despair. Some will be over the moon, some will be crestfallen.

Today is the release of 'O' level results.

And the 91 batch (that is, us) is supposed to witness this ceremony. Initially, I didn't really understand why they made us do that.

Now I do.

Somehow, somewhere, something in my heart is urging me to study now.

I want to come back next year and be one of the top 40 in the school.

The 91 Higher Mother Tongue students got back their results today too, for the examination they took with the 90 batch in the previous year.

Shout outs to Melson, Shahdan, Izhaq, Abygail :

Don't despair, grades does not measure a person. If you have already tried your best, you got a distinction for your character. What could be better than someone who is better in character than their studies? When you fail , you have people to cry with. When you do well, you have people to share the joy with. Don't give up! :)

Moving on.



Tada! Beautiful isn't it? This is the fruit of labour after having a cooking lesson today (damn, I miss Home Economics)

You guessed it, I got cooking for 'Choices' for Character Education periods.

Today we had to prepare a soup. French people love soup with bread. Reminds me of Delifrance.

First we had to prepare the ingredients, which was pretty manageable.



*cough* slice some onions.



THIS is not an ingredient. This is my teamate, Cherie, a.k.a Cherry a.k.a Stick a.k.a Camwhore a.k.a can-you-please-give-me-some-sweets-girl.

Most of the pictures are taken by her as you know, I'm a obedient boy and I'm busy doing the cooking :P

Oh yeah, talking about GUYS doing cooking.

They said, guys who cook are sexy.



Like this hot guy here, the future Jamie Oliver! He's the hottest guy in town, good in soccer, good looking and can cook. Ladies, grab him before I (yes, me) grab him! *snickers*

Moving on,



This is Istilah hard at work, chopping carrots. Chop, chop, chop. Reminds me of the lame chop that I'm gonna sell to Viktorya (100% fat free, okay!).



And boiling water with chicken stock, to make chicken soup (duh, or else turkey soup, meh?!)





Wan Swen and Cherie chopping more stuff. Chop, chop, chop. Chop garlic. Chop, chop, chop.



AND TADA! The main lead actor, Leon Hydroxide, here to fry some peanuts eggs. I added too much oil initially. But hey, OIL is good for Cherie okay (she needs more fats, you see) but bad for Wan Swen (pimple outbreak! OMG, me too!)



Fry, fry, fry, brown and rich in texture, very tasty, Roti one dollar only.



Istillah then takes over and fry some butter.



Asdfhugfdhfug (the frying sound) and the solid molecules in the butter starts to vibrate faster in their fixed position and then finally it gains so much heat energy that it starts to slide past each other (don't mind me, I'm revising!)



Then the garlic and onion is added. The liberated gas particles diffuse in the room, filling it with a pleasant fragrant.



Very scandal-like picture taken by Cherie (I'm going to sue her!)



Adding in the potato and carrot slices, fry, fry, fry.



Wan Swen takes over and fry more, it's getting pretty monotonous.

The teacher told us to love our food! (yes of course I'd love what I'll be eating)

Meanwhile...



Leon clears up stuff (what a goooooooood boy!)



The frying is done. Poor vegetables, hot and steamy (sounds wrong).

So they need to cool down by blending.



Ah, uncle ah, give me potato plus carrot ice blended plus pearl please, thank you.

On the other hand...



Me and Cherie, we did this (the hearts don't carry any significant okay!)

Each of us did one row of bread. Guess which one is the one that I did?

LEFT one right?! YEAH MAN! Of course :P It's good to tell a white lie once in a while :P



Soon the blending is done. It looks very sick. Slimy and goo-ey.



Gentle stirring by stick Cherie (because no energy to stir damn fast mah!) after adding in the slimy thing to the chicken soup.

And tada! You get this:



Going out tomorrow with Melson to buy some clothes and Queensway (new year is approaching!) and Valentines' day too!



Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like ME! NORBIT!

I'm thinking of watching it *hints hints*!



Back to academics (awwww), I think my combined humanities really cannot make it. As in, seriously.

I mean, with teachers like, Miss Tan and Mdm Mariam, we will never go far in humanities.

Not saying that their teaching sucks, in fact, they are good teachers, just that no one bothers to listen to them because they are tooooooooooooo GENTLE.



Just look at Mr Tan. Don't ever judge a book by it's cover.

IF you think he is a gentle guy who don't dare to kill ants with hydrochloric acid, I tell you, you are dead wrong.

Oh my barbecue sauce.

When he blows, he erupts lava the size of tsunamis.

And because of that, he gained the students' respect and guess what:

90% distinctions in Chemistry.

Now let's compare.



Miss Lian, undoubtedly the "best" teacher in Tanjong Katong Secondary School, not to mention, paranoid too.

Seriously speaking, I have to rely on my assessment books to pull my English through (I'm in the 2nd last English class for your information) to the A grade (well, haven't attain it but I'm trying).

She is by far the most paranoid person I ever seen on the face of this planet.

And not to forget, a frequent victim of Sudden Agitation Disorder (I invented this myself).

Okay, it isn't fully her fault actually.

I mean, if I was to teach in a class that doesn't respond to me at all (because they are sooooooooo sleepy), I'd go bonkers.

Oh well.

Please wish me lots of luck in my determination to ace my English, because I need a miracle for that to happen!

Thanks in advance :D

PS: I don't believe in using fear to gain someone's respect. I believe in using love.

And since Valentines' day is coming, out of the love for everyone,

Reply to tags:

Anon - Don't run! You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love!
Dan - Okay, I'll link you up ASAP! I want my free hugs! :P
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Parvesh - Luckily, because it's so damn racist, you'd go and destroy Youtube.
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PJ - Trotsky says hi. Tagboards don't like penguins, postings failed :(
Ariel - WHERE'S MY COCONUT JUICE TO COOL ME DOWN?! :P
Rina - If someone can beat you in World's Nicest Girl Record, I go jump down from 17435th floor! Thanks! :)
Boon May - OKAY! I'm thinking of watching it too! Next time I go hollywood and produce the movie "Maybit" okay? :D
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