Feeling the
Four days passed by in a blink of an eye, faster than a Ferrari F1 car and New Year has, in my disappointment and relief, passed - like my viral infection.
Leon's a pretty much healthy guy right now so he's here to bring you the latest new update on this year's stock market.
First, let's hear what our world professional stock market analyst Melson has to say. Melson, the mic is yours :
Indeed.
The Ang Pow company's share has
Cries of anguish and agony could be heard all over Singapore, and the children could be heard desperately crying out, "
Unemployment could be seen everywhere but hunger strikes are not seen in this economy breakdown, which is a really unusual thing.
Why?
Rumours says that the big players of the stock market has sold their shares in Ang Pow and used the money to invest in Bak Kua (Barbecued pork) company, causing a drasmatic increase of seventy seven dollars.
"Mr Tan Ah Kow of Bak Kua Pte. Ltd, what's your take on this?"
"Ah, actually hor, I think right, it's not my fort that my Bak Kua got more appeal then those red packets that look like those you know, from Geylang one, so of cost steal a little beat of their customer lah, a little beat only lah, won't die one. Want to die, eat more Bak Kua, I confirm plus chop plus stamp plus guarantee plus Fedex plus Singapore Airlines that you die of indigestion."
"Talking about Bak Kua, which is a famous Chinese delicacy and a MUST BUY for all Chinese during Chinese New Year, what are your plans for future business endeavours?"
"Ah, don't say until so chimology leh, sometimes ah, my 3G useless one lah, cannot connect. Bluetooth can or not?"
*Am chio (silence laugh)*
"Okay, I was trying to ask whether you have any plans for making business in the future."
"ORH. OF COURSE GOT LAH. PEOPLE COMPLAIN AH, BAK KUA BAK KUA ONLY CHINESE EAT, MALAY WHY CANNOT EAT, RACIST IS IT! So in order to solve this very very chim and difficult question, I finally come out with a Hallehlujah idea. I decide to sell.."
"...?"
"HALAL KUA!"
"WITH THIS HALAL KUA, DEEPAVALI PEOPLE CAN BUY, HARI RAYA PEOPLE ALSO CAN BUY, THEN MY BUSINESS WILL UPSIZE AH! MONEY IN FAST FAST, ME SMILE SMILE!"
"Okay, thank you for accepting our interview, Mr Tan"
"NO PLOBLEM AH!"
REPLY TO TAGS:
RINA - I'm gonna turn young people into BAK KUA. You watch out! Okay lah, give you chance first, don't say I bully you, okay? :D Work on your anger management ;) I have faith in you!
HUI MIN - I not racist! Teacher teach me racial harmony, I got one, okay! If I dwarf, then you what! Dwarf junior ah! :P
JUSTIN - HEY TIN TIN. I tell you, when he starts to open his mouth and scold someone, you know he is the undisputed championship owner of the Arena in the 1980s.
SW - Oh well, it's a matter of perspective my friend! And I keep mentally pronouncing your alias as SWAN. I have no idea why too!
RACHEL - OF COURSE I UNDERSTAND! MY CHINESE NOT SO LI PU OKAY :D! Got shan zhen hai wei never share with me, what kind of friend! Next time don't give you eat campbelle soup already lah, the mushroom I grow is priceless okay!
JET - Hey Jet, get well soon man! God bless, and no, I never sniffed marijuana in my life before, just using it as a comparison ;)
Daniel of Sec 3 - CARNIUS. Next time just name yourself carnius then I know who already. LOVELY AND GAY can be together, you can find a real life example at Thailand , you never know!
(: - LOL. At first I thought he was a.. well you know ;) Maybe he was imported from Thailand? AND the MAGNET thing doesn't even work HAHA, it'll only get him killed cause he'll stand there thinking the magnet would work.
TOILET - Haha, don't need. Imeem suits me fine :) thanks, bro.
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