What would someone do on a stodgy Monday after coming home from the very abhorred instituition of learning otherwise known as school?
Watch television programmes like the 7 O clock show on Channel 8? Naw, not today.
Go online and play a few rounds of DotA? Naw, not today either.
Instead...
Something people would hardly bother to do. Something unconvetional. Something phenomenal.
Does homework come to your mind? Sorry but to disappoint, your not close enough :)
Something to do with computers. Come on, use your brain cells, think!
Damn, nevermind :P
I annihilated, assassinated, electrocuted, butchered, exterminated her. As in, really, brutally, sadistically, mercilessly. And in the climax of this malevolent, pernicious and unpropitious act I extracted out all her vital parts while ignoring all her shouts of agony.
It was a pretty uncomplicated process, rather effortless, may I add. No sweat.
I undressed her with such ferocity that her garment ripped apart with such force, followed by a maniacal laugh that reveberated in the dim, enclosed room.
I finished it in a matter of a few minutes. As easy as peanut butter jam mixed with potato chips then deep fried with caramel, served with Kit Kat.
What a pathethic, commiserable and wretched victim.
And I'm going to sell all her vital organs to a dealer tomorrow. How sinical, all for the sake of cold, hard cash. Is there a trinkle of justice and mortality left in me?
Here, let me show you some parts:
HAHA.
She, was my sister's computer.
My first dismantle job completed today :) Hopefully these parts will bring about some cash to upgrade my own computer.
Special thanks to:
Dad's magnetic screwdriver.
Mum.
Mum's technician, Rick (for selling them for me)
Anyway, here's something:
Look at Jasmine's testimonial. Classic.
Don't worry, I won't start on the "I'm hot" shit, I'll start on the "I'm cool" shit :P
Peace out all!
PS: Getting turntables soon!
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