Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Flying holy cows.



My stupid W810i USB cable totally screwed up my main computer and now I have to resort to a downright despicable act of using my sister's wonderous VAIO laptop. Damn, sometimes I'm pretty envious of her :P



White, slim, and perfectly made for travel.

Somethings happening this week.

That day we sort of like saw a class of Secondary Ones going behind the D block for art lessons and Secondary Ones going to the garden for their science lesson. Darn. We don't have that during our days.



We have to stick to labs for science but we did go out of the classroom for our art lessons. The legacy of the fingernail-busting art continues.

In addition, the new Secondary Ones' science classes are so small, it's pretty cute. I'd prefer a smaller class actually, because I'd find it easier to concentrate and study :D (and the tendency to use mobile phones during lesson will decline too)

Oh yeah, talking about mobile phones, mobile phone Java games are now the newest trend in my class. Just take a look at this:



The hideous illegal gathering in the male toilet that is so heavily filled with Chlorine gas that in a few years time my lungs are gonna turn green and eventually explode at the speed of sound.

What are they doing? No, they are not watching pornography (oh yeah, with mobile phone, comes mobile pornography too!) but instead, they are sending each other Java games, via one of the best invention ever, called Bluetooth (why not Redtooth, or Greentooth? God knows :/ ).

Oh yeah, talking about Bluetooth, if you ever detect someone named Lovely Leon, don't be shocked, don't get a fit, don't foam. It's me. I mean, come on, I'M LOVELY RIGHT? Come on, say YES!

Oh, like that, like that. Fine, then I shall put myself in self denial and assume that's a yes :D

Then there was this cool thing that Jukfen brought to school.



Tada. It's a music box, in case you think that's a Tamiya car's engine.

The 4H people use it to irritate the teachers :D

And he didn't just bring one, he brought THREE. So I guess the teachers had a hard time replacing the hair that they pulled off. Oh well. Nothing is more irritating then the supersonic sound played via handphone.

And oh yeah, the highlight of this month (which today is the last day of January):



Mr Shaun Djie (pronounce his surname as G, don't follow my footsteps and call him DeeJie for half a year).



He got the Spongebob balloon from self-denial Jillene and somehow Mr Spongebob became the punch bag during assembly today. Someday, people are gonna come to school with Patrick balloon and soon enough Mr Crab will follow. Who knows, our school logo might change into jellyfish too!

And during recess, in the deep dark classroom of 4J lies a secret ritual.



The ritual known as the birthday bash.

It starts off first with a little mango cake with the unlucky victim seated in front. Our victim is now petrified, helping Mr Spongebob cover his eyes (aww so nice).



Then continues by the victim saying his last words and making his final prayer before his brutal assassination. Our depressed victim now bows down his head and mutters a few words of hope and wish for a miracle.



And he cuts the cake as a symbol of the start of the climax of the ritual!

But as if planned by our desperate victim, a teacher came in just in time so he did not get bashed. Lucky butt. Next year it'll happen again. Don't worry about that, Shaun :P

And for God knows what reason I happened to browse around in the photo gallery of the school website (one of the last website I'd go even if I'm on the brink of breaking down in desperation) and found some pictures of us doing the PDS performance in last year's 50th Anniversary celebrations.



Mr Fung Kah Chee.



Mr Timothy.



Us in our "datuk" position.



And our final position, the salute.

And no, please do not criticise our performance costumes saying that we look like outer space astronauts, Martians, crazy frogs, peanut butter jam etc. etc.

I really can't take these criticisms, O' spare my fragile soul! :P

Seriously speaking, we didn't design these ugly costumes. :) So the fingers aren't pointed at us.

Damn, and I didn't manage to get the hairdresser's number as well &@#^$%*$#.

Boo hoo. I'm very sad. Sniff.

Okay, moving on.




Today we had sexuality education. Wei Rong told me we had SEX education for Assembly period today. I told her she shouldn't say it this way, because SEX is sexual intercourse, and sexuality is things about the 2 genders. Never mind, I won't blame her.

She's a "Secondary One" anyway :P

And why did I put Mr Foo's picture up there? I have no idea why too. He needs more hair, that is for sure.

After his inspiring talk and my past experiences I decide that I should just stay single all the way until I go university or overseas where there would be a much more bigger range to choose from :P

Yup. And soccer's my new girlfriend. I have no idea why too, but we just got together somehow. :)

Go, go, goal!

 

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