Saturday, January 27, 2007

Whew.

Justin demanded an update, and being a considerate Leon, he shall do it.



And he wants something long! So demanding! But it's okay, since his so adorable it kind of compensated that :D

Darn, I still miss his angry face when I start to talk about *sensored* and my social *sensored* (don't think sick, lah, please!). I can only see him after school and sometimes occasionally when their end of recess coincide with my beginning of recess.

I bet he's gonna cry because he's so touched by these wonderful words. If he doesn't, I'll make him! HEHE.

Oh well.

School's as tough as usual but here are some things that have spicen up the very monotonous educational routine.



Uncle Cheng caught some live crabs at God knows where and unfortunately he falls down.



From a normal living human view like mine, one would perceive that this adorable looking crab (not to forget, tastes delicious when cooked in black pepper) is harmless and docile, but in the sadistic kind of view, it would totally differ.

Like the view's of Chang Sheng. (I'm not trying to say that he's sadistic, really! :D)

Now let's analyze his plan A.

First, he bought over the life and destiny of this peace loving crab for a mere four bucks after an intense exchanging of words for the ultimate goal of achieving a lower buying price, which in layman terms, is called bargaining.

Then, he carries it in a transparent plastic bag.



And heads off to the classroom for his second part of intense mentality torture.



And it turns out to be that his traumatised victim happens to be Grace. Oh God, please bless her poor soul. Amen.



And the poor marine creature was filled with suspense as Chang Sheng delivers it home. It was destined to feed his pet fish (I'd have no idea how the heck the fish managed to eat it, but it did).

Let's have a 1 minute silence in respect for our fellow crab.

God bless its soul.



Kaylie is back in Singapore?! (See yearbook if you don't know who she is, 3G of year 2006)

Yes, I'd gladly like to have geography tuition (Mum don't take seriously please if you read this).

Tomorrow's Shaun's chalet and I still haven't get him a present yet (I shall MAKE his present tomorrow morning :D) and somehow or rather as if by God's will, his chalet date coincide with my relatives' baby girl's chalet. Aiks.

We "changed" Darren somehow or rather today.

And some saw my fierce side. Don't worry. I'm a lovable friendly male who'd gladly like to treat everyone nicely (unless you're a desperado or you're just plainly detestable).

So I'm pretty tolerant to things and I won't blow up that easily :)

Unless things like putting chewing gum on my precious hair (which I treasure) happens :P

Alright. Leon's sleepy and he wants to sleep so he'd end this post nicely by sharing a nice song (hear the lyrics!).

Ludacris - Pimpin' All Over The World



[Chorus]
The fancy cars, the women and the caviar, you know
who we are, cause we pimpin all over the world,
The fancy
cars, the women and the caviar, you know who we are, cause we
pimpin all over the world

[Ludacris]
Sing it
hoes,
All over the world baby, it's only right that I
share my experiences with ya'll, cause I've been
Places where you'll never imagine, but Ima start at home,
when I see a girl I like I walk straight up to her
And
I'm like (ugh), Heyy girl how ya doin, you are the woman
that I'm really pursuin, I would like to get
To know
ya, can you gimme ya name, if you jot down ya number you'll
get mine in exchange, Heyy
See I'm the man of this
town, and I hope you would'nt mind if I showed you around,
so when you
Go to certain places you'll be thinkin of
me, we got people to meet and many places to see, Heyy
I'm really diggin ya lips,but be careful where you walkin
when you swingin them hips, I'm kinda
Concerned that
you'll be causin a crash wit ya traffc jam booty, heads
pausin so fast, Heyy
I would'nt trade you for the
world I swear it, I like ya hair and every style that ya wear
it,
And how the colors cordinate wit ya clothes, from your
manicured nails to ya pedicured toes

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
You hear the song so dance, don't
always think I'm tryna get in your pants,cause see me my
Pimpin's in 3-D, I'm takin you places you only see
on T.V., tryna show ya that livin is trife,
How many guys
you know that can bring the travel channel to life, one day we
on the autobahn
Swervin drivin, next day we in the sun on
the Virgin Islands, if you wit me ain't no time to
Sleep, especially at wet willies on Miami Beach, but I drive
you off and pay you no attention if
I make it to Atlantas
Brina Brothers convention, then jump in the car and just ride
for hours,
Makin sure I don't miss the homecomin at
Howard, Hawaii to D.C. it's plenty women to see, so if
Yo ass don't show up it's more women for me, Heyy

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
I'm in New York
at the Puerto Rican day parade, then at night I'm in New
Orleans drinkin hand
Grenades, outnumbered by the dozens at
the jazz fest, in Mardigra all the women tryna show me
They
chest, Heyy
I'm in Jamaica spendin massive bucks,
while the ladies all beggin me to mash it up, I had sad
Beginnings when I rap wit no fans, now it's all happy
endings in my lap in Japan, Heyy
I used to think that it
was way too cold til I went to Canada and saw some beautiful
hoes, now I
Hit the caribana every year in Toronto, then
fly to Illinois to get a taste of Chicago(ugh),Oh
Yet and
still you would'nt believe your eyes if you went to Brazil,
ain't no need of even askin
Brah, the best women are
reside in Africa, and that's real

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
Sing it hoes

[ Mike$]
Pimpin pimpin pimpin, ladies and gentlemen as we ride out,
could we have all the real pimps,
Please put both of your
pinky fingers high in the air, now ladies look around wit me,
lets see if
We can weed some of these niggas out, cause
it's no way that all these niggas could be pimpin, no
If you happen to see a nigga wit two sweat patches up under
his arms, look like he been swimmin
In shoulder height
water, please tell that nigga, put yo hands down, if you smell
like you been
At work all day and your car, please put your
hands down, now look up at the pinky fingers that
Are still
in the air, if you see him ashy around the knuckles, like the
nigga wash half of his
Hands and lotion three quarters of
his body, please say put yo hands down, if yo spinnin rims
Spin counter clockwise, you are not pimpin, if you are dancin
on the dancefloor and you look to
Yo left and yo right and
you do not see a woman in sight, guess what you guessed it you
are not
Pimpin, if your Vodka and cranberry is really
really dark like blood, that's because you did'nt
Order Vodka buddy, that's why it's three dollars a
glass, put your hands down, now look down, I
Need everybody
to pull up your pants leg one time ok, you see the nigga wit the
white socks NOT
PIMPIN! [fading out], sorry unless you
tryna do the Beat It entorauge, if your shoes have a buckle
On, your not pimpin

Definitions for Dummies:

Pimp
1.a person, esp. a man, who solicits customers for a prostitute or a brothel, usually in return for a share of the earnings; pander; procurer.

Hoes
2. a slang for prositute


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