And to add fire to the oil after his triumph naughty attack against me, he expects me to defend myself.
OF course I will! :P
Sit tight as I bring you through the complexity of mathematical functions as well as to bringing in you the realization of the importance of arithmetics.
*Drum rolls* Da Da Da Da Da...
By using the super technology that Man has long ago invented (which is called a computer) and a professional artistic picture editing software I have deduced the radius and circumference of Lemuel's eyebags.
And what's the use of this, you ask? Indeed. I will now present to you the calculations for the area of his eyebags and the circumference of his eyebags.
Let pie be 3.14.
As you guys know,
the formula to find the area of a circle is (3.14)(Radius)^2
Let's subsitute in the values.
We get: (3.14)(1)(1)
Therefore, the resulting area is 3.14 square centimetre.
However, it is assumed that his eyebag is a semi circle, but since there is two eyebags on one face, the two eyebags take a total area of 3.14 square centimetre.
Now let's find the circumference of the eyebags.
(3.14)(Circumference) = (3.14)(2)
= 6.28 centimetre
Now, let's calculate the area of his face.
First off, we divide his face into 3 different shape because for God knows what reason his shape is incredibly sharp. A cute semi circle, a clumsy rectangle and a unique trapezium.
As you know, the formula for a rectangle = (Length)(Height)
And the formula for the area of a trapezium = (0.5)(Parallel Side 1 + Parallel Side 2)(Height)
So we shall apply this formula:
Area of Lemuel face = Area of semi circle + Area of rectangle + Area of trapezium
= (0.5)(3.14)(4)(4) + (6)(10) + (0.5)(2 + 10)(6)
= 25.12 + 60 + 36
= 121.12 square centimetre
And now for the most exciting part of all...
WE ARE GONNA FIND OUT HOW MUCH SPACE HIS EYEBAGS TAKE! WOOHOOOO :D
% Space of eyebags = [(Eyebags Area)/(Face Area)](100%)
= [(3.14)/(121.12)](100%)
= 2.59%
Okay, so maybe his eyebags aren't that big after all! :D
EDITED:
ROUND 2!
Looks like Lemuel fought back again in a very barbaric way. It's so gruesome that it's gonna spoil my reputation and hell, make me a joke.
Hello, I'm back again. This time to discuss in a very detailed manner about the psychological reaction and thinking of our very own species regarding to the smelliest area of our body, the ARMPIT.
In the picture above, it shows that I do not have any armpit hair at all and it is hairless.
Let us get down to the basics.
Why do people laugh at men who have no armpit hair actually?
Let me tell you something about sweat.
That's right, the salts and other chemicals are in your sweat. And when your sweat stays in your armpit for a long period of time, bacteria starts to form and that's when the bad smell kicks in.
Unglamorous when you are getting approached by a hot sizzling babe.
Now let's see, between a bald guy and a girl with like waist long hair and the fringe is not trimmed (let's just assume she's like Sadako). Let's say Sadako chases that poor hairless guy who needs some Yun Nam Haircare treatment.
After a long chase, Sadako probably gotta pull out all her hair because her hair is so irritatingly wet.
What am I trying to prove here? Good question.
Sweat evaporates faster without hair (:
Thus begone with the bad smell.
Anyway, for those of you who still strongly agree (and will die to) with men having armpit hair so as to look macho and charming (which I certainly feel you gotta need some therapy deep down in the brain), here's something:
Look at the hair at the back (not the armpit) and the side burns.
Takes a long time to grow the fringe and back. And of course, better looks, HEHE.
You should get it :P
God Bless,
Leon Hydroxide! (:
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