Now, don't panic over the long and complicated medical names that medical freaks coined up.
In layman terms, it means Sweaty hand and feet. Exactly something that I have been so freaking irritated of.
I was born like this, genetically designed to have such excessive retarded sweat glands in my hands and legs. It's a social hazard. Simple things normal humans can do to each other like shaking of hands, Hi-5, writing and the thing I'm most ashamed of - holding my partner's hand.
Pissed? You bet. Even to the simple things like writing on a piece of paper can be a 5 star difficulty when the ink starts to get messy because of the excess sweat produced and the paper starts to soak up the moisture. Irritating.
Holding the hand of someone you like isn't an easy task. The difficulty rating increases when you have this medical condition. Imagine watching a horror movie in the cinema, you and only her alone. The suspense builds up as the sound tracks tries its best to play around with the atmosphere. Suddenly, a horrifying images appear on the screen accompanied by loud screeches.
Expecting what would happen? She would then hold your hand in fright (okay lah, unless she's a really tough girl) and at that sudden your retarded sweat glands starts producing excess sweat and poof, it turns the mood off. Wet, slimy, slippery hands. Ew.
See the problem? Oh and not to mention Hand's best friend, Legs. Excess sweating on the leg isn't only irritating when the socks become wet and when you walk it feels like you are walking in a puddle of water. When you take off your shoes it's another thing.
Pandemonium.
The bad odour caused by the bacteria after prolonged period of the sweat staying in the socks starts to diffuse in the room, something you don't really want to see happening when you have great friends visiting your house.
The next reaction? Their happy expressions suddenly contorts into a expression that screams "OH, MY, GOSH, WHAT'S THAT ROTTEN CABBAGE DECOMPOSED TUNA BAD EGG SMELL!" Unglam, I call it.
Whew.
Luckily, there's some advantages too (if your a Singaporean male of course),
That is, you get to get into the most slack sector during your National Service.
Right... all the blasphemies on the television screen to cover up for the boring and monotonous life inside the army.
I'm a NCC cadet. I know how it feel like to go through the military life. Just a little part of it - the pumpings, the ridiculous officers, the time wasting procedures, the unruly company. Oh well.
Singapore's a small nation. I learnt that Singapore uses diplomacy to secure it's position as the small little dot on the world map. If only that was enough, my two years of precious life that God bestowed to me won't be wasted.
On the end note,
Good luck for all the papers to come and thanks for reading in times of academic troubles! (:
God bless,
Leon Hydroxide! (:
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