5 freaking million views from all over the world.
And thus I shall guide you in the way to become a famous person (if you wanna)
WARNING:
Step 1:
Dress as little as possible (although guys bloggers won't be much affected by this tips because girls don't usual go crazy over hot bods)
Step 2:
Have a sexy picture taken of you then put it as the background so that perverts everywhere will masturbate over you, which is a good way to earn hits as well (again, it's sexually bias)
OH and I forgot that you have to have 2 friendster accounts so as to accomodate thousands of the opposite sex who wants to drool over your pleasant galore of pictures.
Step 3:
Advertise your links over the world wide web so that you can get more people attracted (not to what you blog about, but your pictures)
Step 4:
Register in the underdog's blog collections to earn more hits (they don't even have xiaxue as first!)
Yeah, yeah. World top blogs. They don't even have xiaxue! What is this! Some guy by the name with Isaac can be a top blog?
Yeah, I love my ass too! Who doesn't? I can't imagine myself having no ass. I would die from internal toxification, mate!
Okay, so you need to have some youtube videos in order to spice up your blog too!
And that's this week of.. "In order to be famous you must look like a whore and play maple guide!" (hint hint, look at Isaac's post)
God bless!
Leon Hydroxide!
Woot, finally got time to blog!
Guys been mugging yet? 2 more weeks to the Final Year Examinations!
Woke up this morning with a sore throat. I hate sore throat the most. I can tolerate flu, cough and fever but not sore throat. Do eat alot of fruits or else the flu bug's gonna get ya!
I woke up on Saturday with a cut (which I don't know why) on my hand and probably the flu virus got in through there or something.
Looks like a dracula bite!
Blood on bed!Anyway, this will be a short entry. Gotta mug for my exams pretty soon.
Went to City Harvest Church on Saturday for Video Ministry training. The new cameras that are gonna be used for our service has arrived and it looks fabulous. If only I could own one.. (which costs about $8000 SGD)
Enjoy the pictures!
Starring Koon Yew!
Sexaye camera with Koon Yew behind
LCD Panel, Rear view
View from the right side
Not just one.. but 2!
Starting buttons
Insert tape here
Audio input buttons
Many many buttonsThen after some exploration in City Harvest Church...
The toilet has a shower!
Cool hand dryer shape
Entrance to Baptism pool
Flora and fauna (which is me)!
Ceremony chairs
Playground
Another playground
Baptism pool!
The toilet has a shower!
Cool hand dryer shape
Entrance to Baptism pool
Flora and fauna (which is me)!
Ceremony chairs
Playground
Another playground
Baptism pool!And through my video training I realise why the Ministry of Education implented Physics into our cirriculum.
Woho, cool lens effect
Viewing through widescreen lens
Woho, cool lens effect
Viewing through widescreen lensMy friend (who doesn't wish to be named) eats chicken rice in a way only martians can be able to adapt.
Talk about flooding your rice with chili
Disgusting close up
Now the rice is also filled with egg yolk
Talk about flooding your rice with chili
Disgusting close up
Now the rice is also filled with egg yolkAnd presenting my friend's (who also don't wish to be named, these low profile people, argh!) gigantic muscles (by now you should be able to guess who he is, *winks winks*)
Talk about using steroids, man
He can carry a 80kg guy and slam him down. Sick! And I found this room:
PCC room?
Talk about using steroids, manHe can carry a 80kg guy and slam him down. Sick! And I found this room:
PCC room?Leon's dictionary:
PCC (pronounced as Phua Chew Cheng)
This term comes from the hokkien dialect of "Playing with hand gun". This interesting term has a very fascinating literature meaning: Playing with hand gun is like, you know.. playing with the guys' BIG thing. (well, girls, I don't think you get it, but nevermind! It's better to stay innocent)
I wouldn't wanna think what they do inside, man.
And I shall end off with a sexy picture so that you guys can drool all day long and forget about studying so I can top the examinations *SADISTIC LAUGHTER*
SEXY OR NOT?!
PCC (pronounced as Phua Chew Cheng)
This term comes from the hokkien dialect of "Playing with hand gun". This interesting term has a very fascinating literature meaning: Playing with hand gun is like, you know.. playing with the guys' BIG thing. (well, girls, I don't think you get it, but nevermind! It's better to stay innocent)
I wouldn't wanna think what they do inside, man.
And I shall end off with a sexy picture so that you guys can drool all day long and forget about studying so I can top the examinations *SADISTIC LAUGHTER*
SEXY OR NOT?!God bless,
Leon Hydroxide! (:
Leon Hydroxide! (:
With a warning that brings pandemonium and mayhem,
it's 17 more days to Final Years Examinations!
Started mugging yet? No? I don't know about you but I have certainly started mugging. Do not panic and start running your house crying out loud when you have to contact me urgently at night and I don't answer your SMS/Phone or I am offline at MSN.
Why? This is because I have adapted Studying Formula X109306 (Okay, fine I coined this term up myself) - which is by sleeping super early in the evening and waking up at the wee hours of the morning just to study. Scientists says people study and absorb things better when their more fresh.
What Daryl said to me during Social Studies really set me thinking about Combined Humanities.
He said, "Combined Humanities is a waste of time. How the hell is social studies and history gonna affect us in our lives? Why do we have to learn all this stupid UN crap and stuff like that".
Source A
Depressed soul after studying Combined HumanitiesSource B
Pour soul, collapsed under the nagging of the teacherTalking about the social studies teacher, she's a nice person but she has freaking big eyeballs. I mean, with the size even bigger than mine! If she was steamed like how you steam a fish, I think her eyes can be comparable to a fishball (okay, I'm exaggerating).
Miss Tan, "How similar are Source A and Source B?"
Depressed Kid,
"Both sources are similar to a large extent, cher'.
Both sources are picture sources showing how depressed people like me get abused and tortured mentally after studying these nonsensical subjects that have no way in applying to the life of people who don't wanna be historians or perhaps politicians, and that they are on the verge of cutting their wrists as they fall under the prowess that the education system has implemented - the Humanities."
Miss Tan, "OMGWTFBBQ!"
And another thing..
Vishal, "How the hell is those Tangeant, Cosine, Sine, things gonna apply in real life?"
Mrs Huang, "When you do 3d Models"
Right. I look at my lovely calculator
and I mumble to myself, "Poor Calculator, I think I have to dispose of you brutally after finishing my years of education because I don't think these stupid Sine, Cosine stuff gotta have anything to do with being a LAN shop owner".
Anyway, I shall share some deep dark secret I found on the table.
Guys being childish
and then...
Look closely at what Victoria wrote (LOL)
Miss Tan, "How similar are Source A and Source B?"
Depressed Kid,
"Both sources are similar to a large extent, cher'.
Both sources are picture sources showing how depressed people like me get abused and tortured mentally after studying these nonsensical subjects that have no way in applying to the life of people who don't wanna be historians or perhaps politicians, and that they are on the verge of cutting their wrists as they fall under the prowess that the education system has implemented - the Humanities."
Miss Tan, "OMGWTFBBQ!"
And another thing..
Vishal, "How the hell is those Tangeant, Cosine, Sine, things gonna apply in real life?"
Mrs Huang, "When you do 3d Models"
Right. I look at my lovely calculator
and I mumble to myself, "Poor Calculator, I think I have to dispose of you brutally after finishing my years of education because I don't think these stupid Sine, Cosine stuff gotta have anything to do with being a LAN shop owner".
Anyway, I shall share some deep dark secret I found on the table.
Guys being childishand then...
Look closely at what Victoria wrote (LOL)Okay, gotta go now!
God bless!
Leon Hydroxide (:
(will tell you why there's a Hydroxide at the end of my name sometime later)
God bless!
Leon Hydroxide (:
(will tell you why there's a Hydroxide at the end of my name sometime later)
Argh!
The messenger service is down at the moment and thus I'm taking this time to blog. You know, in times like this, I just realised how blessed we people are, living in this modern technology where there are internet and people can forget about the traditional keypad typing and the sore ear after hours of talking (not to mention your brains get fried by harmful rays).
Probably the best invention is the computer, then followed by the internet. Well, that's for the guys, maybe. As for the girls, it's that big television sitting smack right in the centre of the living room, the idol that potato couches worship, the root of spectacles.
With enough blabbering about internet and how people get blinded by watching television all day throughout their whole life, I shall talk about more advanced stuff - Videos.
"What?! Videos? That's not advanced! What I meant by advanced is things like well, erm, walking building and levitated cars, not this stupid thing!"
Don't underestimate the power of videos. Just think about it, where would you get all the wonderful entertainment from that grey blackish block? And thus I woke up at a Saturday morning just to have a visit to City Harvest Church (at Jurong West).
Phoar, I tell ya. More people in church leads to more offerings and tithes which then leads to more money and then that leads to marvellous breathtaking buildings.
Behold, let your jeweled eyes feast on this beautiful pictures:
Reception Counter
Beautiful water decoration
Beautiful sinks and cute urinal (girls, look! Guys use these)
Yikes! Caught in the mirror
Their huge gigantic cafe!
The fifth room out of around seven
And the room is this big
Main auditorium
Main LED Screen that cost a million bucks
This is the reason why
Beautiful stage
Media control room
Media Control RoomSo, what was I doing in this magnificent building? Learning how to take videos so as to serve my video ministry back at my own church and to also see how the director work behind the screen to co-ordinate what the people see in that 1 million LED screen during service.
Anyway, my sister got a new hamster from her friend. I know you guys love my sister. I foresee that she would get the longest queue of admirers ever when she grows up to be a teenager, probably the length from Pasir Ris to Boon Lay. However one thing I must warn you about though: She's muscular!
Sadistic laughter!
Now I know why she's strong
Anyway, my sister got a new hamster from her friend. I know you guys love my sister. I foresee that she would get the longest queue of admirers ever when she grows up to be a teenager, probably the length from Pasir Ris to Boon Lay. However one thing I must warn you about though: She's muscular!
Sadistic laughter!
Now I know why she's strongThinking about it, she even actually offered me to join me when I was just doing some push ups for fun because I was seriously bored out of my mind (well, who the heck would actually find time to do push ups unless they are really on the verge of boredom-death?).
Anyway, I avenged Steve Irwin. Stingrays at "Lau Pat Sat!" (old market)! I still remember the good ole' days where I hung out with my mother side's relative on Saturday's nights. We would go out in the wee hours of the night just to play few rounds of bowling and then after that we would feed our grumbling tummy with the delicious food sold in Lau Pat Sat.
And what's the food that comes to my mind when I talk about this popular old but refurnished hawker centre? Satay. Full of Muslim stores that sells satay. Nothing but satay, satay, satay. If I didn't smell the fragrant aroma of juicy Chicken Satay, Beef Satay, Mutton Satay and of course accompanied by the delicious curry peanut sauce and the stomach filling Ketupats, I would have thought that there was a severe forest fire. Smoke literally fogged the air, you see.
After blabbering so much, I shall now let you see the pitiful victim whose own species killed famous Steve Irwin:
Muahaha, DIE!
Anyway, I avenged Steve Irwin. Stingrays at "Lau Pat Sat!" (old market)! I still remember the good ole' days where I hung out with my mother side's relative on Saturday's nights. We would go out in the wee hours of the night just to play few rounds of bowling and then after that we would feed our grumbling tummy with the delicious food sold in Lau Pat Sat.
And what's the food that comes to my mind when I talk about this popular old but refurnished hawker centre? Satay. Full of Muslim stores that sells satay. Nothing but satay, satay, satay. If I didn't smell the fragrant aroma of juicy Chicken Satay, Beef Satay, Mutton Satay and of course accompanied by the delicious curry peanut sauce and the stomach filling Ketupats, I would have thought that there was a severe forest fire. Smoke literally fogged the air, you see.
After blabbering so much, I shall now let you see the pitiful victim whose own species killed famous Steve Irwin:
Muahaha, DIE!Anyway for those who do not know who is Steve Irwin or how he died (which I think most would by now, like how me who do not watch Crocodile Hunter did). Steve Irwin is the famous Australian who hosted this documentary/series of shows called Crocodile Hunter and he died because of a stupid stingray who felt dangered (who knows, it may have felt horny) and then his tail suddenly went up and poked Steve in the heart and he died.
And I would like to thank Amirul for posting the hoGc (heart of God church) post, Justin (secondary two) for posting about hoGc too and YOU who's reading this (:
Three more weeks to the end of years examinations! Mug hard and enjoy your lovely 2 months holiday with JOY! :D
Oh and before I say my final goodbyes (I'm not dead, lah)! I would like to briefly tell how I got myself named as Ayaka, as Rina told me that more people know me by Ayaka than Leon :
During my primary school days, I got this Nokia 6610 phone from my mum and as a very curious kid I went to play around with the M1 Explorer that was inside the phone. There was this feature called the Japanese Name and somehow I managed to got myself named Ayaka Keiko and I sticked with this name all the way to secondary two, until one day someone told me that Ayaka was actually a Japanese pornstar's name!
Thus, I stopped using it in my MSN screen names and now I only use it in tags!
Love!
Leon Hydroxide (:
And I would like to thank Amirul for posting the hoGc (heart of God church) post, Justin (secondary two) for posting about hoGc too and YOU who's reading this (:
Three more weeks to the end of years examinations! Mug hard and enjoy your lovely 2 months holiday with JOY! :D
Oh and before I say my final goodbyes (I'm not dead, lah)! I would like to briefly tell how I got myself named as Ayaka, as Rina told me that more people know me by Ayaka than Leon :
During my primary school days, I got this Nokia 6610 phone from my mum and as a very curious kid I went to play around with the M1 Explorer that was inside the phone. There was this feature called the Japanese Name and somehow I managed to got myself named Ayaka Keiko and I sticked with this name all the way to secondary two, until one day someone told me that Ayaka was actually a Japanese pornstar's name!
Thus, I stopped using it in my MSN screen names and now I only use it in tags!
Love!
Leon Hydroxide (:
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