Sunday, July 23, 2006

Hello. I'm here to talk about toilets. Yes, you ain't seeing wrongly. It's toilets.

Toilets are very important in our life because in this modern society, no one will want to do their big business and small business behind a bush. Oh wait, is there even a bush now located within the thick concrete jungle? Guess not. Oh well, so what I'm trying to say here is that toilets are very important to us.

Let me share about our school principal Mrs Priscilla Chan. First of all, I would like to thank her for giving us a half day because our school band won the SYF competition. However, there are more to condemn than to thank. I mean, look around my school and you'll probably be thinking that she need a financial manager. Guess what, she's spending loads and loads of money on some celebrations to celebrate the school's 50th anniversary. Do not open your eyes in horror when I tell you about the details. She's actually spending over eighty thousands on TABLES for the 50th anniversary dinner.

This is ridiculous compared to our studying environment. Just take a look at our toilets and you will be horrified. Disgusting pictures including faeces coming up.

Let me start off by showing you the algae growing on the water cooler

Vomit plus spaghetti. Yummy.

Clog up toilet with tissue and piss!

Disgusted yet?

That was the disgusting part. Now the creepy part. As you know, many people have bad impressions about toilets from those stupid hilarious horror movies. For example, flickering lights and a sudden green glowing thing in the mirror. Well, my school has it's own freakiness too.

Nice to see this while your pissin'

Hello! :D

Now I am gonna share about this toilet, known popularly as the L Shaped Toilet. This female toilet's interior is shaped exactly like a L Shape. It's location gives it the creepiness and the vandalism on the mirror make it looks like a haunted toilet in the night. They say that when you knock on this door's toilet, you'll hear someone knocking back. Also, this toilet is normally locked. No one knows why.

L Shape Toilet

And this marks the end for this little short article that I was inspired to write one day when I took the photo about the Hello writing. Do not be afraid of toilets! Treasure them! (Mrs Chan, when can you start putting in toilet papers for us so that we can have a cleaner anus?)

 

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