Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Hello blog, I devote my time into writing this interesting theorem that I was inspired to write today. Ladies would like to listen closely here and guys might wanna take it into consideration.

First of all, I know that being a female is very difficult as they have to cope with various problems like menstruation, mood swings, molestations etc. Guys on the other hand have less things to cope about so all they do is well erm, have fun.

However, some guys had fun the wrong way and this led to the "ohmydjie- so-freaky" devastating disaster we see in this society. This leads to the theorem I'm gonna talk about today, the Not All Guys Are Jerks Theorem.

I know that in this society there are some guys that are labelled players. What is this term that have been circulating around the young generation about? Well here's the definition - People that play other feelings to gain satisfaction. Do not underestimate this term as it is seriously contagious (a biohazard of rating 4/5, my family doc' told me).

As females grow up into adolescences they experience different things that they never felt like in preschool before. They experience different natural body problems and also something amazing called crushes.

This crushes are amazing things that make some chemicals in your pink juicy brain go crazy and your whole mind is soon occupied with the person you crushed on. Of course, after time you'll probably be together with that person or maybe you failed your try (don't be sad, rejection is a common thing).

If you are with that person, good for you but if you failed, don't lose hope in the opposite gender as there are others you can crush on! For the person who felt acceptance from the crush, she would probably be jumping over the roof and to the moon. Well, that's what it initially started of with.

Not everyone in this world is pure and thus there are some evil guys who are players or perverts. Woe to you if you liked a player because sooner or later you'll feel more rejection than you felt acceptance but also woe to you if you liked a pervert.

If you liked a pervert, he'll soon start groping all over you and the thing females don't like the most is get touched against their will (am I right?) then you would feel disgusted and dirty. On the other hand, the played victim will then harden their hearts and start playing other to seek a form of revenge and the whole cruel cycle continues.

This is the root of the common saying that ladies gossip over in the ladies. Not all guys are actually out there to get your body and your feelings although I shamefully admit that there are really such bastards in this world.

As the wise men says that peace is the best way to go, let's be nice and friendly to our opposite sex and this end my little theorem I discovered to day.

And to you my fellow 11563,
this theorem isn't out there as a personal attack. peace out (;

 

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