ways to be a good-civilians-disliked ah beng:
- first, get a bad punk hairstyle (eg. long fringe/back, spikey, dyed other colors except black)
- then, get as many piercings as possible on your ear, chin, nose, belly or you may even try your eyeball if you wanna be that "macho"
- secondly, try and smoke as much as possible until your lung turns black, brain grow tumor, arteries filled with toxic, nails grow yellow and teeth starts to rot (:
- thirdly, brush up your hokkien untill it becomes your mother tongue and your commonly used language.
- fifth, try to walk about in the street like your grandfather owned the road and your the big shot of the street
- sixth, tilt your head 45 degree to the right upwards as you walk
- seventh , be hot tempered and try to include vulgarities in every sentence
- eighth, go get owned in a LAN shop but whack/scold the person who owned you after the game and threaten to kill him
- ninth, be accustomed to the fact that Changi Prison is your second home which provides you free food and lodging
- tenth, train your buttocks muscle so that the pain you receive from the rattan wouldn't be that much.
and there you have it, a Singaporean own made ah beng. ;)
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